Hardcore Mel

yeah but a lot of the girls that work in aberdeen do both. we're not a classy enough city to have the two as seperate vocations.

this morning my daddy bought me a croissant and some orange juice which took away my hangover pain.

hehehe, neil is mini. and an elf. do elves carry passports?

going into moshulu and seeing my little sister at the bar one night terrified me. sure she's older than i was when i started going to the palace but she seems younger. and i know when i was underage and in the palace, i was afraid to act like a twat for fear of being noticed and id'd. it was always best to be inconspicuous.

I think Rob should open up Moshulu during the day/evening and hire a stripper/ex stripper to give ladies some pole dancing lessons. it's so much fun, but i want to learn how to do it properly, and pole dancing is the new yoga so i'm sure loads of people would be interested. i know my mum would go.

anyone else agree?

James did Music Journalism I believe.

Waz is doing Modern Musicianship. Nick is right about the rest I think.

we didn't get id'd last obedience school.

i like people to make an effort too, although seeing mr a go-go in my leopard print skirt, struggling to get his suspenders fastened was probably the funniest thing ever.

i believe dr drakes have cranberry, so that could be added in small dashes to achieve desired shade of pink.

you might wanna report your passport as lost or stolen so that no one can steal your identity. i got a provisional licence because there were so many times i almost lost my passport taking it out.

i've seen the posters. fabulous dear. i can't wait. i think dr drakes should offer pink cocktails for that night.

yay! i can't wait!

yay! i've already planned where i'm taking my inspiration for my next outfit from.

i listened to it on the plane. the minister sitting next to me gave me a dirty look.