when some one came up with some statistics to suggest that robbie winters was better than henrik larsson aberdeen manager ebbe skohvdahl said "statistics are like mini skirts, they give you lots of nice ideas, but hide the most important parts" some simpsons classsics Krusty "Blah! A coconut bagel? Like poison it tastes." Apu "Alright, I'll tell you a secret. My bagels are nothing but week-old donuts." Krusty "Who am I to point the finger? I once ran over a guy in a parking lot and dumped the body on a golf course." Hank: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country: Italy or France? Homer: France. Hank: [chuckles] Nobody ever says Italy. Homer "marge look at me, we've only been seperated a day and i'm already as dirty as a frenchman. in another couple of hours i'll be dead" Alien: "I bring you love" Lenny: "It's brining love, don't let it get away!" Carl: "Break it's legs!"