Paranoid Android

Great match report on an apparently terrible match. http://www.heraldscotland.com/sport/football/morton-0-airdieonians-0-yin-to-be-missed-managers-philosophical-at-journey-into-the-v.25756605

It is disappointing to hear him spout such nonsense about the 3 championship teams though. 

I'd actually forgotten about the England friendly. Hopefully it's as good as match as the last one, with a better result. 

I'm pissed off the Ireland match is Friday. Evening matches in Europe are at very difficult times for me to watch, the last few weeks for the dons have been shite with Friday and Monday night matches.

Nice interview with Cassillas http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/nov/03/iker-casillas-real-madrid-spain-liverpool-european-cup

It's a shame he's been a bit pants recently but he's still probably my second fave keeper after Buffon.

 You wouldn't get an ASBO for leaving the pub early.

Just you wait until 2026 when the Lad Bible party win the election.

Imagine if the government could give you an USBO.

Chris Smaloling.

Big win for Daegu FC today 6-1 against Gangwon. The result means that with 2 games left there's only 3 points separating 3rd and 7th and 4th place gets into the promotion play offs. Exciting times in the K-League Challenge division. 

Meeting up with a couple and it being immediately obvious they've just had a fight and everything being awkward.  

I hate it when people act drunk. I was at a party last night at student halls and it was actually ridiculous how many girls drunk fuck all and were pissed. The two guys and me were doing shots and everything and we were fine. But then you get the girls going crazy and hyper like little children trying to prove how much they've drunk. Just no need for it.

It is a strange one, if there was clear evidence Celtic would probably just ditch him. He's just on loan and he's a bit shite really. On the other hand I can't imagine the SFA just taking an Aberdeen player's word over one from Celtic.

bunch of grown ups in this thread!

Facebook. But better. Then I'd retire, cos I'd be a fucking billionaire.

And locked up because you'd have to murder a billion people to make that possible. 

Rodgers is making a big deal out of it to take attention away from how shit his team is.

This new panda bear single, which is pretty great.

 

Jimbo. King of Football.

There are some incredible rhymes in this. 

The first couple of minutes of this are bizarre http://talksport.com/football/exclusive-liverpool-captain-gerrard-looks-finished-claims-ex-england-ace-141021119907#kido0bxs113SGEub.99

people quoting posts by people I have recently put on ignore.

What a load of goals. If the game goes to form Madrid should score 40 themselves tonight. City failing once again is hilarious.

http://www.factmag.com/2014/10/20/zane-lowe-curates-a-new-soundtrack-for-drive-ahead-of-bbc-airing/

How many points do you think Man U will get out of their next four games?

I went to my first match since moving to the Korean peninsula of Poland. I went to see my local team Daegu FC against Ansan Police in the second tier (of two) of Korean football. Te game took place at the 66000 capacity world cup stadium which was absolutely jumping with a bumper crowd of 1500 (the last game was only about 650)  

Deagu started the match well and went one up after 12 mins when Brazilian forward Jonathan smashed one in from 20 yards, they probably should have had more but the half finished with the score 1-0. Ansan, a team made up of players on military service, started to gain control and increase the pressure and equalised after the hour. Daegu had chances to regain the lead but unfortunately Ansan claimed the winner with just over 10 mins left, lifting them up to 2nd in the league. 

Honestly the quality wasn't very high but (unsurprisingly) it wasn't very physical which allowed the teams to try and pass it about and play but the lack of skill was clear. Daegu especially failed to produce anything from good positions on numerous occasions. Poor touches, bad decisions and mis-timed passes plagued the match.

However I enjoyed it and plan to keep going to matches, it's very cheap and you can take whatever food and drinks you want in with you so there really isn't any reason not to go. 

Making Aguero captain for this week makes me feel like a genius.

Putting Mannone in goal does not. 

I actually need to listen to the new DFA one. I love both the byop albums but I think the first edges it.