Paranoid Android

It's a pain in the arse to get. https://www.gov.uk/lost-national-insurance-number

I'd highly recommend searching everywhere you can to find something with it on.

Very good piece on Alec Jackson

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2014/nov/16/forgotten-story-alex-alec-jackson-scotland-chelsea

Because you'd wanked off earlier that morning to a scene of her and Ryan making out?

When it gets to that extent you have to question the backroom staff. It can't just be bad luck. Something about their training has to be leaving them in a condition more susceptible to injuries than normal. 

Dolph Lundgren had an IQ of 160 until Rocky beat the shit out of him and defeated communism!

I watched Lawn Dogs last night for the first time and really enjoyed it. Fun story about the strange relationship which develops between an oddball kid and the guy who cuts the grass in the rich gated community she lives in. Sam Rockwell is fantastic as always and it seems like the girl from the OC was a much better actor when she was a kid. 

And San Marino got a point last night. Rise of the minnows. 

It's your first gig so I don't blame you for not knowing this but actually in Aberdeen the worst band goes on last.

The early announcement is never that exciting to me. The Strokes is probably better than normal. 

The Wilshere goal is better than most on the list. I thought about it but the other day but assumed it must have been too long ago to be included. Was it really the same month as Kasami's?

There's a distinct lack of team goals on the list. 

And does anyone else think the Sato goal was a total miss hit?

I have my doubts about him at Sociedad. It depends how much he's learned from his United experience. This is obviously a very different job but it will require him to adapt and work in different ways than he is comfortable. Something he just couldn't do with Man U.

And that van Persie goal has become way over rated. I deserves it's place in the top ten for Blind's pass but it shouldn't win.

Rodriguez for me, the technique as he chests it and spins around is just amazing and to top it off it has a lovely clip off the bar as it goes in.

In other news everything is going mad at FIFA. Could this be a pivotal day which eventually leads to the end of this corrupt regime?

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/nov/13/fifa-ethics-report-summary-warped-sense-integrity?CMP=twt_gu

Incredible news.

primavera is not happening in 2015, it's been cancelled.

What Adam doesn't tell you is that the last time he saw that basin he was pissing in it shouting, "fuck you, bitch!" and then he ran away crying.

They've got it all wrong, you can tell by that jumping about in a circle that they have no leader. They need Derek Whyte in there to guide them around the box.

Completely unrelated but this article is worth a read. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29972022 

A reminder that even today not all footballers have everything easy.

He has an Arsenal water bottle... he's definitely more commited

he has an arsenal everything, probably eats his cereal out of an arsenal bowl while still wearing his arsenal pyjamas.

Football fans.

Losing that match yesterday was a total sickner. I don't want to think how many times in my life I've seen us lose to late Celtic goals. I really felt like we were more likely to get the winner at that point too.

McDonalds delivering to your home. 

ACE-IC!!!

http://www.factmag.com/2014/11/05/nas-took-you-to-the-depths-of-hell-how-it-took-10-years-to-make-the-definitive-illmatic-documentary/

I hope Bayern play as well as they did in the 3-1 game last year and absolutely smash them. I hope Roma get their act together and don't let City slip through by continuing this current little slump.