Rob Karloff

yeah. fake blood is fine. just don't pour it into the monitors or owt.

there may be the opportunity for karloff to playfor 40 minutes or so if you wished to?

Cool, we should be on it for the 40 minutes.

We're pretty careful that the gore only lands on unwilling punters and places like the floor and roof that are easy cleaned. You can't play the Underworld in London and get crap all over their gear, so we didn't.

but le cock?

a life without le cock...

I always knew those women who said "I've got my vibrator" were full of shit.

For you it might be? Flash car? Mega academia? High IQ? Muchos bancos? Gig at Moshulu? Ultra Guitar? Getting laid?

Yeah' date=' that's about right. I'd sacrifice them all for getting laid though. Nothing beats sex. At least, nothing else I've found so far. But even then I'd expect sex would still win out.

[i']Edit : Scratch the Gig at Moshulu one, seeing as I haven't actually done that one. But I still don't reckon it's a patch on sex. Unless it's a gig at Moshulu, then sex in the toilets/dressing-room/etc. But those are two separate things, right??

And in response to this thread' date=' scene points feed my ego.[/quote']

It's taking a hefty battering compared to most then, eh?

What feeds your id and super-ego though??

All the best to you all, especially the injured man. Hope he makes a swift and full recovery from any injuries.

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PS : Happy yadhtriB

anyone who really knows me knows that i am the worlds champion at being cold

This is most of the female race, I think you'll find. And yet most of you still insist that the human race would survive without males (notwithstanding the obvious reproductive issues therein, etc)....

Our Moorings debut, no less.

Killing time....

Or the time we turned up to play a gig at Ayr pavilion (sadly now burned down) to be told by the caretaker that the gig was cancelled' date=' we had the promoters address on the contract with a 600 guarantee'd fee...so we paid him a visit and after a little persuasion he made out a cheque to cash, I got one of the guys to run along to his bank to cash it while I stood outside his glass front door to make sure he didnt call the bank to cancel it....

I should write a book... [/quote']

I struggle to remember any times where we haven't got what we arranged pre-gig. Being five reasonably big guys means people usually don't try and bullshit us.

Contracts for this kind of thing are nigh on worthless.

Either they won't sign, or they will while safe in the knowledge that it will cost you too much time and money to pursue if it's broken.

thats all down to not smoking and keeping up a daily facial exfoliation plan.

I never even tried smoking. What the fucks up with that?! Maybe it's the beard and lack of the exfoliation then...

Odd.

We played there with the Dangerfields and De Kuntz last year and had a solid gig. No problems at all. What was the guys name, out of interest?

Haha' date=' go ahead, it won't bother me..i'm not some silly little girl you know. i'm a big manly man of manly manness. enough said..

...that doesn't make you not a wimp, it just means you have too much time on your hands [/quote']

Gah.

Tough girl

I don't have too much time on my hands. What I have is too little money in my pockets! The time is just a by-product. Besides, I'm getting shitloads of stuff done, and it's only 3:30.

Aren't you supposed to be being the little ballerena or somethin'?!

I still don't believe you're just over a year younger than me. Youthful looks are wasted on the... errr.... youthful??

Have a good one dude.

wimp' date=' hiding inside...

*coughs* i've been out in it all day long [/quote']

Mental Note To Self : Show *alex* the nice pretty pictures of my ankles all wired together and covered in iodine

I also did an hour on my punchbag and 300 sit-ups. Wimp what??

I hate snow in the extreme. I'm ultra paranoid I'll slip and fuck up my ankles some more.

Today has been spent working on my badass Holden Monaro in the garage, which is part of my nice big warm house and is also heated.

It's strange' date=' you need a licence to own a dog but anyone can just go ahead and have children, and this doesn't seem right somehow.

.....

and if our beautiful wee girl goes around telling people off for talking Doric instead of English then I will consider that a parenting job very well done. Delly, take a bow.[/quote']

License to own a dog? Since when?

Doric is a dialect. What's bad about it? You can speak Doric with perfect pronounciation and grammer. Just like any other Scots dialect.

Doesn't look like it...

Bucky to the rescue!

Are you Aslan?

"You'll never take me alive, Ricooooo!"

Rico wants to give you Oral Secks.

His mouth is too small to fit it in.

But I heard he accomodates sexy Jim-lad in 'other' ways.

hmm. i could go to the video shop' date=' that'll be tres funnay for the person working at the time, as little me walks in and gets some girl-on-girl porn.[/quote']

Woman who goes to the vid shop to get porn flicks....

Are you the perfect girl??

i think we've managed to suck rob into the thread...

whahahahaaa......

What what in the what what??