Rob Karloff

fucking bastard' date=' you're posting too fast. i'll kill you.[/quote']

Wanna bet on that?? Best introduce us and run like fuck off the stage you fuckin hippy....

By burning one down?

i have no idea. rob k will know though.

You're an idiot.

It's dooable just costs us an extra 5 mins each way in the changeover. Are these FXs actually through the amp itself or via a pod??? I've got to ask.

Stomp boxes, 1 Marshall Jackhammer and 1 Boss Flanger pedal through the amp. He may actually prefer to use the house bass amp, I've yet to ask. He has a new mobile number and I don't have it yet.

Turn the lights down low

And close the door, oh

Future is coming

Future rising up

Whoa

Shotgun blast, a demon piece of lead

With both eyes open

I wait up for the kill

Feel the evil

Feel the heat as I blast you open

Death comes ripping

And it's going, death comes ripping

You feel the heat as death comes ripping

Rip your back out

And death comes ripping out

Flesh and blood

Too weak for you

Turning it over

A little too late to penetrate

Death comes ripping

And it's going, death comes ripping

You feel the heat as death comes ripping

Rip your back out

Death comes ripping

And it's going, death comes ripping

You feel the heat as death comes ripping

Rip your back out

Death comes ripping

And I know that death comes ripping out

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Whoa

Inga probleme.

Should be fun.

I remember being at Michelle's parent's house and the gay duck was chasing the geese...we had a lot of explaining to do to my little sister who came out with "mummy' date=' why is the birdy on the other birdys back, and why wont that ducky let them play?" [/quote']

The gay duck was a legend!!

i popped in for a look yesterday. it's way bigger and it's gonna be fucking great. that's all i have to say' date=' other than the paintjob's a classic [/quote']

Never mind the fuckin paintjob, what about the lighting work bucko...!!

Here's a plan for anyone that's interested in some high jinks. MacKays of Queen Street... yes THAT! shop has around 40' date='000 second hand lab coats on sale right now. Well OK that's not entirely true - they've been on sale for the past 15 years... BUT wouldn't it be freaky for both the mutants at MacKays and the bands, especially Goldblade if 150 people showed up wearing labcoats?

"Picture a man..." nah nee nah nah, nah nee nah nah.[/quote']

Ah Flash, you may have a fun idea there! You could buy a bunch and sell them at the bar to anyone stupid enough to have worn their fanciest Moshulu getup to the gig...

Rob' date=' as you should probably have noticed by now I only have one set of clothes and have worn them everyday since 1991.[/quote']

Aye, but if you want to keep your unbroken run of clothes wearing, you might wanna wear a set you're not all that fussed about on the night....

So still no progress on my suggestion of incorporating piss' date=' shit, and vomit then???[/quote']

We might have a surprise or two in store. You know not to wear your best clothes or anything, eh?

EAT YOUR FLESH! DRINK YOUR BLOOD! etc

sold any tickets?

I don't know. I think Mant has sold some, and the rest are being sold through Retro Rebels. No idea how many have been shifted, we've all been rather busy working on their new shop and all....

Well, she shouldn't have married that wank from that wanky band.

And who calls their kid "Honey"?! Are they trying to be Hollywood??

KARLOFF:Need no introduction-expect blood' date='sweat and more blood.[/quote']

I think you'll find that should be "expect blood, sweat and fears", laddie.

Across the road, as previously said. Much bigger place.

Wise up regarding the old Elementz... Are you gonna fork out the rent for there?!

The Triple Kirks stall was pre-retro rebels I think. Kinda just a wee private enterprise for Michelle.

A few more in my gallery. More to follow. Maybe.

Rob' date=' you have no idea how relieved I am to read that, it's answered so many of my own and the Duchess' questions.[/quote']

It might have been jizzum though. I dunno...

Ghoulmore firing bubbling green sherbert over Nicky Ca$ino during one of his speeches (it was gonna be an acceptance speech thing if we'd won), then Brian exclaming "Ca$ino... Why have you got white shit all over you?!". I thought it was funny!

Photos in my gallery, me hearties.

Selection of the best ones, many more on disk and to follow when I can be fucked. Jolly good show, chaps.

inane....

i heard German was better anyway

If hairy women are your thing, maybe....

Surely the Swedish porn industry is the only choice.

Rob Karloff hasn't posted yet. Weird.

Do people really order JD to look 'cool'? I find it hard to believe...

Well, I find Jaegermeister tastes like cough medicine. It's ok tho. If you like it, drink it. If you don't, find another fucking drink. Where's the problem? I love the stuff, just like I love tequila, morgans and many others. It's all alcohol in the bloodstream in the end, eh??

I loved there set last night! Heard them many a time and I just love when bands have the belief to do something different. Goes to show that good songs stand up in any form!

Even though I was running back and fore helping Rob sort the sound' date=' which for the record was a nightmare to do, new venue new soundsytem, I loved the night and thought both acts were very special!

On behalf of Drakes Productions, which was an extended family last night, Many thanks to everyone that came along. Hope you all had a good night!

Jim [/quote']

It was a nightmare indeed. None of the backing tracks for Piney are recorded at the same levels it seems, and the different patches on the synth are worse!! But, we got there in the end. Great bands though, liked Piney a lot, says a lot for their professionalism to pull off quality performances in a new venue with lots of unknowns. The first gig is always the worst one to pull off, so hopefully future Drakes Team productions will be seamless and relaxed for everyone involved. Great to see such a decent turnout on the first night, lets hope it keeps that way for future nights!

There's still a bunch of blood on the dancefloor from that shooting last year that we haven't got around to mopping up yet. Blood just adds to the atmosphere and looks cool under UV light. Do you ever utlise vomit' date=' urine, or excrement? Just asking cos we know a good supplier.[/quote']

Well, Sid Riffer threw up mid-solo at the Lemon Tree last time. Crowd loved it.

We have been known to utilise offal, but that's only when we're really pushing the boat out.

Stop using the boards to get.... uhm... hang on...

Just like buying anything else. You get fucks who piss you around. Not much you can do about it as the buyer, except not buy their place! Took me about 4 months to secure the house I wanted, and it's not over until the paperwork is done and money exchanged. Tricky stuff.