Frosty Jack

I can't decide whether Trixon drums make me physically ill, or are the coolest drums ever.

Sue Townsend, aged 68 3/4. Forever.

Sue is now 'sleeping with the moles'.

 

Did I do it right?

You did. Think on, Rathen.

Sue Townsend, author of the Adrian Mole series.

http://m.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-26982680#TWEET1097612

Pun, man, pun!

Oh.

You've had your surname for presumably your whole life so far, and you've never heard an 'Officer's Mess' joke?

 

"My name's Smoketoomuch. Mr Smoketoomuch"

"Well you'd better cut down then!"

"I'm sorry?"

Peaches canned.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26931337

What the fuck happened to this thread?

I got fed up watching it, and constantly having to remind people it was quick questions, so I thought I'd leave it for a while to see how it got on without me. And this is what happens. Thereby proving that you people need me to save you from yourselves. You're welcome.

Now. Quick questions.

To be fair, there's really no point in even trying to equal Mr Eupraxia's majestic effort.

You get a bananahandle and you don't have to squeeze it to get rid of the annoying weird bit at the end because you've peeled that off at the beginning, like the monkeys do.

OK, bought bananas so I can try this perversion. First attempt not exactly successful, I achieved the required bananahandle, but I'm not convinced about the weird end bit. It just got squashed at the beginning, and was a bit messier than I would like. However I will consider further investigation. May just need a slight change of technique.

Before I try this banana madness, I need to know one thing. Does this new method mean you have to remove the edible white bit completely, or can you still do the flower petal thing giving you a nice handle to hold without touching the white bit? I prefer a bananahandle.

Dare I ask how you broke your bed, YoungA?

Fully embracing his new lifestyle. You know what that lot are like.

I'm pretty sure being unable to recognise a cafetiere means the homosexuals would never let him join.

...by putting his own bands into pubs that don't participate in the event.

He successfully screwed up the Arbroath and Aberdeen blues scenes already, so canna see his problem.

How did he screw up the scene? And which are his bands?

most of my mates have accepted it but there's still the odd arsehole! I'm fitting in fine with everyone

You've got the whole innuendo/double entendre thing down for sure.

Stylistically, this is not the sort of thing I gravitate towards

Next time I see anyone typing 'not my cup of tea' anywhere, I am going to replace it with this. This must become standard.

Amazing. As always the vocals are just incredible. The harmonies kicking in at 1:06 and especially at 3:22 are goosebumpalicious. Insanely jealous, when we try harmonies we sound like a fire in a pet shop.

More please. And get that album out.

oh, undoubtably.

I'm not sure what that means in practice.  Guess in an orchestra setting they must write the score for each instrument differently so that they play the correct note instead of the one that would normally be written on the score.

Yes. If you wanted the trumpet to play the same melody line in C major as the violin for example, you couldn't just give them copies of the same sheet. You would have to write out the trumpet music as if they were playing the melody in D - i.e. if you accidentally gave the violinist the trumpet music, they would play the melody in D. And the trumpeter playing the violinist's music would sound like it was playing the melody in Bb. Full orchestral scores are mental.

What model Tama is it? Any pictures?

toots and the materials?

Steven Ogg practically is Trevor.

Then Gladstone must be a middle name because his last name is Brookes. Surely you've heard of his law firm.

Oh, is Gladstone actually Matthew?

No. I think his name is Carrots.

3 x DDR3 10600 2gb RAM boards. Handy for an update if you've got a slightly older laptop.

Could take these off you. PM on way.