aaah i found the best (i.e worst) bouncer/ security guard EVER! at the underoath gig. as you can imagine its packed downstairs so no room to swing a cat, even most of the standing room was taken up by the sound system thingy for the bands which i didn't mind. The only thing that hacked me off was when myself and my friend tried to move to the floor because there was no standing room we got as far as the bottom of the stairs, realised there was no room at all so we stood on the stairs but at the side so we didn't block the stairs of people wanting out. To this the guy said "can you move down to the floor" so i said that there was no way of moving anywhere and he replied very stupidly "well just push then" to which i laughed and then said "yeh cause thats bloody good for health and safety aint it" and i proceeded to stand on the stairs and the guy walked away. oh and this all happened in kef, which has stupid prices to get in even for local gigs..........grr my rant is over. i can sleep now