Adam Easy Wishes

Due to a departing member, Aberdeen-based folk/rock band The Deportees are urgently looking for an experienced drummer to complete our line up.

We have an album recorded and nearly ready for release, and are looking for someone who is willing to commit to a weekly practice, and once up-to-speed, playing live in support of the record.

Get in touch via contactthedeportees@gmail.com if you are interested, and someone will get back to you to discuss further.

Thanks! Please feel free to share/pass on.

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My girlfriend's boss was talking on the phone to a client and, referring to an email she had just sent them, ACTUALLY SAID: "that's it coming over the internet now"

16 minutes ago, Murrr said:

You guys are completely insane.

Easy tiger, or I'll be fining you two weeks' wages.

Fine then. Acceptable squad numbers by position:

GK - 1, 13, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60

RB - 2, 4, 12, 18, 20, 24, 28

LB - 3, 5, 6, 15, 17, 18, 20, 22, 27

CB - 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 15, 17, 19, 20, 25, 27

CM - 4, 6, 7, 8, 10, 16, 17, 18, 20, 22, 23, 24, 26, 28

LM - 11, 14, 18, 20

RM - 7, 14, 16, 18, 23, 24

FW - 7, 9, 10, 11, 17, 18, 19, 21, 25, 27

Also, @Lemonade - get in here with that tactic info.

I get that and largely don't have a problem with 6 as a midfielder, or 4 for a defender, but if you're doing the 'classic' 4-4-2, 1-11, your 6 is a centre back, I'm afraid.

(Are we going to do this 'squad numbers' thing again?)

Any idea on capacity?

Well you've clearly mistakenly given number 6 to Kucka and number 4 to Lovren. 

Can you please explain your formation/style? I want to see it all (TWSS). Both home/away formations or whatever, including all instructions. Any individual player instructions?

Looks a pretty tidy squad - how's the depth?

Fri: Playing a gig in Dundee.

Sat: Playing a gig in Inverness-ish.

Sun: Driving home/recovering.

Yay!

42 minutes ago, Lemonade said:

That or a 6 hour video of Rangers' (RIP) greatest goals while having all your body hair slowly burnt off by Turkish midgets?

At least it's football, for a start. Any football is better than car shit. And - to their credit - them Turks do know how to shave. Who am I to question their methods?

20 minutes ago, Lemonade said:

The Monaco Grand Prix, the 100th Indy 500, and new series of Top Gear all in a delicious row this Sunday. Good luck getting me off the sofa that day.

I would personally much rather do anything else.

I have just placed a bet on Kyle Lafferty to be top scorer at the Euros. Heard it here first!

PREDICTIONS:

Mourinho will be given cash to spend, and probably buy reasonably well for his style. He will win the Premier League and a domestic cup, semis of the Champs' League when they get back there.

The 14 academy graduates that were given a look in this year will nearly all go out on loan, with the exception of perhaps Tim Fosu-Mensah who is a beast that Mourinho will try to turn into a central midfield destroyer, giving him limited game time.

Depay will be turned into an archetypal tricky-creative-turned-industrious-but-effective-winger in the classic Jose way.

Mata's spirit will be ground down until he requests a move for his own sanity.

Jose will last a maximum of four years, leaving the club/dressing room completely fucked, and having sold/released many of the 14 graduates mentioned above.

I'd probably listen to a Podcast of eBay nightmares.

DUNDEE UNITED FANS: Talk to me about Robbie Muirhead.

What's the deal? Tipped for big things at Kilmarnock, signed for Utd for a reasonable chunk of cash (£150k), barely featured, sent on loan, then released from his contract last month. Eh?

3 minutes ago, Lemonade said:

I hate the collar. It's put me off buying it. 

GTFO, a Dons top with a decent collar's been long overdue!

Show me everything.

About your tactics, obviously. Both home and away. 

The new Dons kit is beautiful.

On 5/13/2016 at 7:26 PM, Soda van Jerk said:

More from that band ISSUES that I posted above. They are consistently the worst band.

It's gone full Pop/Djent. It is all sorts of bad.

 

Looks like Darnell from Big Brother. Remember him?

On 5/6/2016 at 11:24 AM, oxbow lake said:

I’ve not listened to this until now, but  ...  to your strengths.

 

Bale cast as Bateman was perfect.

The film is annoying - and I'm very glad I read the book before watching the film because I may have avoided the book after seeing the film. I see the book as quite funny, satire on a specific generation of NYC yuppies. The film is just about an American dude who is a psycho.

My call on the ending is number 1 above, which is also a little annoying but the best fit for me/my interpretation of the book.

I'm no expert on literature, but I think it's all the layering and the fact it IS open to interpretation on various levels of the layers that makes it so good to read/accessible despite the horrific actual words.

I didn't realise bulldogs were known for kicking people. EVERY DAY IS A SCHOOL DAY as they say.