Funky Hed Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 every line is a classic. it isn't a favourite line but the episode is "brian in love" and it is where brain wets him self in the shop and he leaves and then enter granny with walking stick, silence, then you see it comng but still hysterical. oh by the way she slips and falls in the dogs urine!Or best line from a scene where peter and lois have a trail seperation and cleveland is upstairs having naughty with loretta and you here him screaming and saying "whens it going to be my turn"!awesome! i have missed my chats on this website must say it has been about a year since i was last on! nothing has changed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntedbyafreak Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 First Series, First Episode.In the cinema...Peter: I got it, that's the guy from Big... Everything he says is a stitch!Tom Hanks: I have AIDS.Peter: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raeka Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 i don't really have a favourite episode but there are a few lines/convos that are jus ace:Quagmire: Hey there Gorgeous, how old are you?Connie: 16.Quagmire: 18?Connie: Mom!Quagmire: I Like where this is goin'!orGlen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.and the all time classicQuagmire: So, you ladies ever been penetrated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beans Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 i don't really have a favourite episode but there are a few lines/convos that are jus ace:Quagmire: Hey there Gorgeous' date=' how old are you?[/color']Connie: 16.Quagmire: 18?Connie: Mom!Quagmire: I Like where this is goin'!orGlen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.and the all time classicQuagmire: So, you ladies ever been penetrated?all clasics Quagmire rocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 hmmm...the first piece is rather funny, still........futurama and Simpsons considerably better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 if i had a hole in my neck i'd put pennies in it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicoAUBL Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 the scene that made me chuckle muchlymuchly more than any otherwas the one when the golf ball went flying into the china shop while the bull was looking aroundand everything got broken'...It's not what it looks like...' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottST Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 there are some total crackers of quotes - maybe not whole episodes, but parts of the show where Stewie or Quagmire are involved are usually the best....peter has his moments too...."now THAT's a woman! and thats a house, thats a....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Fat Porn Star Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 I think my fav has to be the one where Peter is desgining the toys at the factory. And come up with GI Jew.'You call that a bagel?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopelessly_blonde Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 ah family guy, one of the only things that keeps me goin during doing assessments for uni... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 My fav 2 scenes are-At the food festival where the guy behind the german sausage stall (hitler look a like) looks shiftily at the guy behind the polish sausage stall then kills him and covers the polish sausage sign with a German sausage sign. The next one in line is Czechoslovakia..hehe-Lowis saying there is never a perfect time to swear peter then says there is ..Judge - "Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth"Peter - "Yes i do......you bastard"HAHAH laughed soo much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SeventhStreetRecords Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Cleveland: Peter, don't get involved with the mob.Mob guy: Who are you, Who are you, who are you? (funnier to see)Peter: I was so embarrassed at your faux pas at the KISS concert, I had to phone my university professor to find out what phrase to use. *cut to professor on phone to peter*Professor: Use "faux pas".Brian: You wanna get some ice cream?Stewie: *shakes head*Brian: You wanna take a dump in mother maggie's shoes?Stewie: *nods*Brian: Alright, let's go take a dump in mother maggie's shoes."Wasted Talent" where Peter falls out side the house and goes "ahhhhhhhhhhh" for AGES.then when he does the same at the Pawtucket Patriot brewery.Peter: So, I told Mr Weed 'I'm not working at this crummy toy factory forever"Cleveland: Oh peter, yu're really Livin' La Vida Loca.Cleveland and Loretta in bed:BANG! Ow! BANG! Ow! BANG! Ow! etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Cleveland and Loretta in bed:BANG! Ow! BANG! Ow! BANG! Ow! etc.when's it gonna be my turn! hehechicken...gave me....gave me a bad coupon.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 First Series' date=' First Episode.In the cinema...Peter: I got it, that's the guy from Big... Everything he says is a stitch!Tom Hanks: I have AIDS.Peter: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote']hahahahahahahhahahahahahahha....laughed soo much at that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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