abi Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 He laid her on the table,so white clean and bare,his forehead wet,with beads of sweat,he rubbed her here,and there,he touched her neck,and then felt her breast,and then drooling felt her thigh,the slit was wet,and all was set,he gave a joyous cry,the hole was wide,he looked inside,all was dark and murky,he rubbed his hands and stretched his arms......and then he stuffed the turkey!merry christmas to all ur dirty little minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultra Laser Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Why did the man have sex with a turkey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Why did the man have sex with a turkey?Because masturbating onto the outside of it would give him away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kai Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Because masturbating onto the outside of it would give him away.What, and walking about with a turkey on the end of your knob wouldn't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Walking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted December 19, 2004 Report Share Posted December 19, 2004 Delightfully devilish, Abi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted December 19, 2004 Report Share Posted December 19, 2004 hhmmmmm beastiality isn't that what christmas is really about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Posted December 19, 2004 Report Share Posted December 19, 2004 Delightfully devilish' date=' Abi.[/quote']I agree with you Tom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultra Laser Posted December 20, 2004 Report Share Posted December 20, 2004 hhmmmmm beastiality isn't that what christmas is really about?Are you implying there was a chapter left out of the Chistmas story? Joseph, a donkey, a loney few hours while his fiance gave birth to the bastard Son of God? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abi Posted December 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2004 haha yeah! it was a text sent by a friend, thought id tell you all it here, its a lot cheaper than 10p a go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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