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This is all the contents of a current conversation with Cloud,aka Poncho Man!,read and laugh at how gullible this poor boy really is

PS Rachie=rainbowprincess

""The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:

you might not be getting TOO much abuse tonight

do you want to leave or something? says:

how come?

"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:

because Rachie is with child

do you want to leave or something? says:

ehhh?

"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:

pregnant,up the duff,one in the oven

"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:

and she doen't know who the father is

"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:

*doesn't

"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:

given that she hasn't had sex in a while

"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:

hello?

do you want to leave or something? says:

whaaaaaa?!

do you want to leave or something? says:

*massively confused*

do you want to leave or something? says:

am i dreaming this?

"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:

nope

do you want to leave or something? says:

how is she?

"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:

blooming,not showing a bump or anything

do you want to leave or something? says:

not like that you fool, i mean how's she taking it?

"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:

emmm...how do women usually take it when they get pregnant?

do you want to leave or something? says:

they either go psychotic, cry or accept it without complaint

do you want to leave or something? says:

in my experience

"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:

she's alright,a bit shocked but bouncy

"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:

she's thinking of trying to find a father for the child

do you want to leave or something? says:

roger?

"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:

fancy the job?

...

"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:

oh and btw,I'm engaged

do you want to leave or something? says:

so you are completely winding me up

"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:

nope,I asked Jenny to marry me

"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:

she has a pretty ring

do you want to leave or something? says:

eep

do you want to leave or something? says:

haha, anyway, i gotta fly, going for a few..well..a considerable amount of drinkies before work

"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:

Rachie's panicing about no more sex

do you want to leave or something? says:

that i can believe

"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:

(this is also the real reason she's not been drinking)"

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While that convo was going on I was collapsed on the floor' date=' leaning against the sofa in fits of giggles.

I'm sorry Michael, it was cruel, but I still cannot believe you believed us.

And no, I'm not pregnant.

I hope![/color']

I would say 'we can but wait and see' but I'm way off being that much of an asshole :p

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