Guest neil ex Posted October 19, 2003 Report Share Posted October 19, 2003 black atom are playing a gig and no one can see them onstage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted October 19, 2003 Report Share Posted October 19, 2003 that is because, black atom cannot be seen with the naked eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tav Posted October 19, 2003 Report Share Posted October 19, 2003 yeah...o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted October 19, 2003 Report Share Posted October 19, 2003 I'm blown away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted October 19, 2003 Report Share Posted October 19, 2003 where do black atom like to eat out at before a gig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted October 19, 2003 Report Share Posted October 19, 2003 macdonalds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted October 19, 2003 Report Share Posted October 19, 2003 Originally posted by Mouse I'm blown away! haha, i just pictured that guy'im blown away!''oh man, how gay is THAT?!?''whoopsie, youve set off the gay alarm!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted October 20, 2003 Report Share Posted October 20, 2003 My jokes must have been at least twenty seven times ten to the power of sixteen times funnier.... (270,000,000,000,000,000)I've even already cracked the macdonalds joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted October 20, 2003 Report Share Posted October 20, 2003 Originally posted by Dan Loaded My jokes must have been at least twenty seven times ten to the power of sixteen times funnier.... (230,000,000,000,000,000)I've even already cracked the macdonalds joke. erm, if they are 27 x 10 to the power of 16 funnier then shouldnt it be 270,000,000,000,000,000 ????? and not 23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted October 21, 2003 Report Share Posted October 21, 2003 Originally posted by Rach_69 erm, if they are 27 x 10 to the power of 16 funnier then shouldnt it be 270,000,000,000,000,000 ????? and not 23 Eh? You mad, mad woman.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cammy Posted October 21, 2003 Report Share Posted October 21, 2003 What do neil ex's jokes and dog poo got in common? They're both shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tav Posted October 21, 2003 Report Share Posted October 21, 2003 Originally posted by Cammy What do neil ex's jokes and dog poo got in common? They're both shit! See that isn't a joke either, it's just a true statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted October 21, 2003 Report Share Posted October 21, 2003 Originally posted by Dan Loaded Eh? You mad, mad woman.... thats right, you go editing your posts, making me feel like im going crazy!!!!!ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!(i was right though wasnt i?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted October 21, 2003 Report Share Posted October 21, 2003 i'm funnier than you tav, whenever you buy something from a shop you always say 'i'm tav, it's vat backwards' and you get vat off because you're such a moron and you can't afford to pay it. knock knock?who's there?black atomblack atom who?black atom are rubbish man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted October 21, 2003 Report Share Posted October 21, 2003 black atom are having a race with another aberdeen band, who are they racing against?quik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tav Posted October 22, 2003 Report Share Posted October 22, 2003 Originally posted by neil ex i'm funnier than you tav, whenever you buy something from a shop you always say 'i'm tav, it's vat backwards' and you get vat off because you're such a moron and you can't afford to pay it. Again not funny...please just give up trying to be funny and do us all a favour, especially when trying to make a joke about someones financial situation when it's acctually more than healthy...VAT...what a SHIT joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted October 22, 2003 Report Share Posted October 22, 2003 Why is Neil ex called Neil ex?Cos if he keeps making shit jokes he will very soon be an ex-neil.Whats does neil ex and black atom have in common?They are both really cool, except for neil ex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted October 22, 2003 Report Share Posted October 22, 2003 Originally posted by Dan Loaded Why is Neil ex called Neil ex?Cos if he keeps making shit jokes he will very soon be an ex-neil.Whats does neil ex and black atom have in common?They are both really cool, except for neil ex. the second one made me just about fall off my chair!!!!!no one saw though :O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted October 23, 2003 Report Share Posted October 23, 2003 Originally posted by Dan Loaded Why is Neil ex called Neil ex?Cos if he keeps making shit jokes he will very soon be an ex-neil. is that a threat dan?you think you're a funny man ay?think you're funnier than me?haha what a joke why is dan's band called loaded?because they couldn't think up a good name for a band! :laughing: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted October 24, 2003 Report Share Posted October 24, 2003 Originally posted by neil ex think you're funnier than me? Yes.By a long way.Whats the difference between Neil ex and a wheelbarrow?A wheelbarrow doesn't get raped by it's dad.You should change your name to Neil hassexwithkidsOriginally posted by neil ex why is ONE OF dan's bandS called loaded?because they couldn't think up a good name for a band! Thats better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tav Posted October 24, 2003 Report Share Posted October 24, 2003 Originally posted by Dan Loaded Whats the difference between Neil ex and a wheelbarrow?A wheelbarrow doesn't get raped by it's dad. <holds in the histerical laughter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted October 24, 2003 Report Share Posted October 24, 2003 atleast your jokes are better than your guitar playing, and your jokes are rubbish manwhy is dan 'the real shredder'?because everytime he picks up a guitar, he shreds all the strings and he breaks them all and his guitar playing is so rubbish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted October 24, 2003 Report Share Posted October 24, 2003 why is dan loaded 'the REAL shredder'?because he was being ironic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted October 24, 2003 Report Share Posted October 24, 2003 why have no members of black atom been on the boards lately?because they have been chasing ghosts, but the ghosts that they have been chasing are invisible so they've been having a hard time catching them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted October 24, 2003 Report Share Posted October 24, 2003 okshut up nowyou have gone passed the stage where i can even laugh AT younow its just pathetic seeing you trying to be funny when its really really not workingX-( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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