The Ghost Of Fudge Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Fudge Aberdeen, Scott Ironside and the Moorings Bar present:Friday 27th July - THE MOORINGS VARIETY PERFORMANCEWith a special starting time of 8pm so as to fit in even more ridiculous entertainment for you, this experimental evening (because, let's be honest, who knows how much heckling will occur) of comedy - with the occasional outburst of music, magic or poetry - will continue until 11pm, after which we'll set the dancefloor alight, metaphorically speaking.Your headline act for the evening (due onstage shortly after 10pm) will be local chiel-aboot-toon SCOTT IRONSIDE, returning to the Moorings for a second time after blowing Phil Kay off stage a couple of years ago.Other acts confirmed to appear include Rapunzel Wizard and Banjo Boy. More to be announced in the coming weeks...Kicks off at 8pm. Strictly 18+ only. Free entry before 7.45pm, £3 thereafter until close. DJ Beard Fury will provide epic tunage with his night Shiprocked from 11pm-3am. By which time we'll all be fucking drunk, with luck. Expect Clutch meets Justice meets Deftones meets Muse meets bluegrass meets who-the-fuck-knows: it could end virtually anywhere, musically speaking. And will.The Moorings Bar - The Place Your Mother Warned You About. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted July 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 p.s. should you fancy yourself as a comedian, drop me a line... perhaps something can be arranged...p.p.s. someone in the bar showed me their third nipple a number of weeks ago. WHO WAS THAT? i need you for this freakshow 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted July 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 The return of CHALLANGE JAMIE, for one night only? It's on. Your compere for the evening, Civil-War-Beard-Jamie, will be hosting a couple of challanges as he used to at Moorings Jam Night's on Sundays. Eating burittos without your hands, hot chili eating competitions... who knows what he'll have in store!Plus! Also added to the bill: A MAN WITH THREE NIPPLES! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted July 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 confirmed: the man known only as 'Teabags' makes his comedy debut!**if we're not counting his stint singing in Element106 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 9, 2012 Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 Did I agree to do it? Whoops. I was drunk. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted July 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 you signed the contact. your soul is mine...also!CONFIRMED: STEFENS MAGIC! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted July 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 comedians Linny Casson and Martin Bearne join the par-tay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 The man with three nipples has sold it for me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted July 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 friday night! come one, come all! prepare to be amazed like never before! etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted July 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 £3. Free entry before 7.45pm. I believe this is how we will roll:PART IV - from 10.20pmSCOTT IRONSIDE*smoking break*PART III - from 9.35pmWHEELBARROW RACEBANJO BOYSTEFENS MAGICCHALLENGE JAMIE*smoking break*PART II - from 8.50pmRAPUNZEL WIZARDA MAN WITH THREE NIPPLESMARTIN BEARNECHALLENGE JAMIE*smoking break*PART I - from 8pmTEABAGS BANJO BOY LINNY CASSONCHALLENGE JAMIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted July 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 latest stagetimes:FREE admission till 7.45pm and only £3 thereafter8.00pm LINNY CASSON8.10pm BANJO BOY (main set)8.20pm TEABAGS8.30pm MARTIN BEARNE8.40pm *** INTERVAL ***8.50pm THE MAN WITH THREE NIPPLES8.55pm RAPUNZEL WIZARD9.10pm *** INTERVAL ***9.20pm STEFENS MAGIC9.40pm BANJO BOY (reprise)9.45pm WHEELBARROW RACE9.50pm CHALLENGE JAMIE: The Porcupint10.10pm *** INTERVAL ***10.20pm SCOTT IRONSIDE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted July 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 i would never have believed that so many men had three nipples. law of averages says there were some women keeping very quiet there....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murphybridget837 Posted December 22, 2023 Report Share Posted December 22, 2023 Sounds like an epic night ahead! The mix of comedy, music, magic, and poetry promises a wild and entertaining evening. Scott Ironside's return after leaving a mark a couple of years ago adds to the anticipation. And who can resist the allure of Banjo Boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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