Chris Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Unfortunately this isn't a thread extolling the virtues of this fantastic 80's gangland flick.Instead I'm bearing the tragic news the Paul W.S. 'fucking arsewipe' Anderson (Resident Evil, Alien vs Predator) is remaking the film and basing it in Miami. The cunt.Empire: Movie News - Long Good Friday Being RemadeWhy can't Hollywood leave classic films alone? I thought Handmade was a decent, upstanding company, what the hell is it playing at?Other Handmade films being targeted for destruction are Mona Lisa and Time Bandits. How long before they fuck with Withnail & I or even Life Of Brian (starring Steve Martin as every other comedy remake seems to)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 People will possibly have to die if Withnail and I has a Hollywood style remake. Especially if cunts like Adam Sandler or Jim Carrey are involved.All Hollywood do these days is churn out remakes or sequels. I guess they just want a safe option that they assume will make them money... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiesd Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Very Bad Idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 it couldnt possibly be as bad as stallone's get carter could it??? actually yes, an awful idea hope bob hoskins doesnt do a money spinning cameo. i doubt it he has standards!!!! and who they gonna replace the IRA with??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 People will possibly have to die if Withnail and I has a Hollywood style remake. Especially if cunts like Adam Sandler or Jim Carrey are involved....or Will Smith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Unfortunately this isn't a thread extolling the virtues of this fantastic 80's gangland flick.Instead I'm bearing the tragic news the Paul W.S. 'fucking arsewipe' Anderson (Resident Evil, Alien vs Predator) is remaking the film and basing it in Miami. The cunt.Empire: Movie News - Long Good Friday Being RemadeWhy can't Hollywood leave classic films alone? I thought Handmade was a decent, upstanding company, what the hell is it playing at?Other Handmade films being targeted for destruction are Mona Lisa and Time Bandits. How long before they fuck with Withnail & I or even Life Of Brian (starring Steve Martin as every other comedy remake seems to)?Some cunt's gettin' their baws rattled.Fuckin.Stupid.HollywoodCunts.Get Carter, Wicker Man, La Femme Nikita (Point of No Return), The Vanishing (inc. tack-on "happy" ending) - are just a few "foreign" films they've made a complete and utter cunt of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 or even Life Of BrianIf that happens. I may actually cry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 long good friday was on telly the other day, an absolutely brilliant film. hoskins is on fire throughout and the end is stunning. even charlie from casualty is great in it!hollywood must burn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 yup, I watched it the other week as well. Superb. Asda had it for a fiver when I was in the other day, should have bought it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Now I'm really angry - this isn't over yet.Can you see it?Will Smith as Harold Shand, punctuating every line with "that's what ah'm talking about..."The Abbatoir scene - One of cinemas blackest of black of comedic (and terrifying) scenes reduced to a series of childish insults..."Yo, upside-down muthafukka, shut yo muthafukkin mouth befoh ah go medieval on yo ass...muthafukka".Please God no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Al Qaeda replacing the IRA, flying planes into Will Smith's pumping nightclub as he rolls up in his shiny black hummer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 hoskins is on fire throughout My all-time, bar none, favourite performance by an actor in a leading role. charlie from casualtyCorrect! and as a Brucie bonus for viewers - the smug, one-note cunt gets cunted with a broken bottle. Yaldy!hollywood must burn.Yes, indeed it must. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 the only thing that might be worse would be a george lucas/steven spielberg digitally remastered version. instead of being stabbed in the neck with a broken bottle then jerking around on the floor while blood sprays from his neck, charlie from casualty would be tickled with a feather duster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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