Hog Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads: 40-ish ........................ 49. Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone. Athletic ...................... No breasts Average looking .......... Moooo. Beautiful .................... Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure ... On medication. Feminist .................... Fat Free spirit .................. Junkie Friendship first .......... Former slut. New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places. Old-Fashioned ........... No BJs. Open-minded ............. Desperate Outgoing ................... Loud and Embarrassing. Professional .............. Bitch Voluptuous ................ Very Fat Hugh frame ............... Hugely Fat Wants soul mate ....... Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 ROFFFFFLEThats quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted January 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 My fave part Bux.MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 hahahahaha, sooooooooooooooooo true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 yeah...nail on head indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Did you write that yourself, Hog? No wonder you're as desperate as Livi were in defence tonight?ps (you up for football towmorrow morning?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 so basicallywomen - insanemen - best people ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 so basicallyyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keira Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Nahhhhhhhhhhalthough..... maybe............still nah. I vote equals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Nahhhhhhhhhhalthough..... maybe............still nah. I vote equals?conclusive proof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Nahhhhhhhhhhalthough..... maybe............still nah. I vote equals?I am bored. Can I take you out to dinner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keira Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Hahahaha. I'm terrible.Guys win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Can I call you sometime? I love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 I'm terrible.What does this one mean Hog? I've always found it hard to read Keira! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keira Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 I pretty much just mean I'm terrible. Janine always said I was her most manly friend, in the sense that I seemed to 'think' like one, such as ^^^^^^^^uhm, aye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Now I'm even more confused!! o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keira Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Oh Yousef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Oh Yousef.right I'm off to bed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keira Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Sleep tight. (ahahaha, DIE in your sleep) -.. what? isn't that what girls would mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Now you're trying to hard to turn your clit into a penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janine Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. I think this part applies most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janine Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Janine always said I was her most manly friend' date=' in the sense that I seemed to 'think' like one, such as ^^^^^^^^uhm, aye?[/quote']No, you got me all wrong. I meant you like like a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keira Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 How do you like like a man. oh well, care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janine Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Only joking sweetums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted January 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Did you write that yourself' date=' Hog? No wonder you're as desperate as Livi were in defence tonight?ps (you up for football towmorrow morning?)That made me smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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