Guest pop-notmyface Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 (i shall assume this hasn't been posted here before...)"Okay so here's my story. I ordered Greg Graffin's dissertation from the Bad Religion website because I wanted to get a signed copy for Paul, who's into the subject matter of the paper. I recieved a reciept from a yahoo e-mail address, which I thought was slightly weird due to the fact that it's a yahoo address. Anyway, it was legit because it had all my information which I had put into Paypal for shipping, so I know no one's fucking with me. Amused, I added his name to my yahoo messenger list on the off chance I might see him online and giggle about it. So last night he's online and his webcam is running. I and Paul thoroughly freak out and are like "we're not worthy" about 8000 times before I finally got up the guts to talk to him. The first time, he ignored me because I told him my name and he thought I was a guy, but the second time he asked me to turn on my cam. I had to fish it out because I put it away since I don't use it often. He turns his cam on and... it's unmistakeable. That's FUCKING GREG GRAFFIN! He starts to talk to me about how he always had a thing for Wisconsin girls, and then asks me to take off clothes, which I do rather reluctantly since Paul's right there (I told GOD HIMSELF that Paul wasn't home, haah) but Paul's standing there, going, "DO IT FOR TICKETS!" and I'm like, "ooh, tickets." He's like, "Are you alone?" and I lied and said yes, though Paul was next to me hyperventilating because this man is his hero. So while Greg Graffin is complimenting me on my womanly figure (this just in: Greg Graffin likes fat chicks. Film at 11) he randomly stands up and is jerking off--no joke, there are pictures. I'm just minorly--uh, majorly--enjoying it because I've had a crush on this guy since summer of 2004 and here he is, huge star, with "just [me] on his screen" and his asking about my masturbation habits. Can we say what the fuck? I couldn't really get horny at this point because I was just too jittery to do anything, but he and I ended up "cumming together" apparently and he sat down and chatted with me a few minutes longer before going to bed. He told me to see some movie he saw, told me to chat him up anytime he's online, and bid me goodbye. Paul and I kind of sat there and were like, okay. This really humanizes a person. Somehow, now, after hearing all those insightful, meaningful songs, here we have a regular guy who jerks off on webcam like everyone else. I asked him about his star "track record" because I'm curious, and he said he has lots of experience but he treats every woman well, and proceeded to tell me about how he likes eating pussy. Greg Graffin--Bad Religion!--punk legend!!--likes to eat pussy. Somehow, I feel humbled and happy about this. Paul said this: "My hero jerked off to my girlfriend, but he can't have her--only I CAN!" (He was so proud, haha.) The most bizarro thing here is that we just saw Bad Religion play about a month ago and Paul and I kept going, we're going to steal Greg Graffin and do things to him. We were sooo hoping he would come into the strip club, but alas, he did not. Anyway. I have a chat log, several screen caps (what, you think I'd let this go undocumented? Would you have believed me!?) and an e-mail from said address from a while back. I dropped him an e-mail this morning to say thanks and maybe some other time. Hopefully he returns it. I'd like to chat him up again and maybe see if I can finagle an autograph (well, another one) sometime." don't know what to make of it, but whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 and then u post making a complete arse of your hero?as to me being screenshotted with me mannie in my hand is kinda arsey LOLAND WHERE THE LAST 2 PICS REALLY REALLY NEEDED....note2self never cyber with pop-notmyface she takes screenshots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Last years news.Guy looks nothing like him.And I like how the shirt and quality of the camera change in the last 2 pics.If you've heard Greg's solo stuff this might make sense though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollerskates Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 This is old news. Several weeks old. And how would you like it if someone did this to you. And don't say "but i wouldn't do it". Just don't. I believe everyone would appreciate you removing the pictures at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some_kinda_hate Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 oh aye, he's one hot beast alright xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladeola Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 nah. i refuse to believe it. theres no way GG would be this silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Savant Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 It's a different tshirt in the last 2 pics!! Anyway - would you do that if you were famous? Cos you know it's just gonna end up on the internet...ps Jaseyboi - popnotmyface is a boy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 The first time, he ignored me because I told him my name and he thought I was a guy,So while Greg Graffin is complimenting me on my womanly figure Erm you sure dude and what does it matter if you guys THINK its a dfrent T-shirt its clearly the same room so unless he has a stunt cock its still him... The reason the Tshirt looks different is he has moved closer to the camera thus blocking the same light we see when hes sitting down...same guy dfrent lighting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Savant Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Erm you sure dude It's all in the quotation marks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 I told him my name and he thought I was a guy, but the second time he asked me to turn on my cam. I had to fish it out because I put it away since I don't use it often.So while Greg Graffin is complimenting me on my womanly figure (this just in: Greg Graffin likes fat chicksRight you are all scaring me now.... LOLHow did he/she manage to switch her cam on and get naked without him noticing she was a guy ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladeola Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 for fucks sake. this is a girl that ORIGINALLY wrote this. Pop not my face has just posted it here. FUCK ME....ITS NOT THAT HARD IS IT?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 naw he actually looks quite soft in the last 2 pics BUT i still stand by are they really neededand tbh if you didnt know this had already been posted you aint gonna know its a fake are you its not like he's a classA celeb but popnotmyface he/she has far to much time on there hands and tbh are a tad weird :Oas she/he musta changed all the names to suit..So this is not her/his hero NO?and if so why if its a fake circulate it?Ps sorry for being a tard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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