rowan Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Here are a few Top Tips:X-Files fans. Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka. You'll invariably wake up in a strange place the following morning, having had your memory mysteriously 'erased'. POP a few teabags in your hot water tank and you can make a hot cuppa anytime by just turning on the tap.GIRLS? Too old to go on an 18 - 30 holiday? Simply get pissed, lie in a sand pit in your garden and shag every bloke who looks at you over the fence.DON'T write you PIN number on the back of your cash card because you won't be able to read it once you've put it in the machine.WEEDY fellas. Develop a right arm like Arnold Schwarzenegger in a matter of weeks by investing in the latest workout by Girls Aloud.FELLAS. A fun way to keep warm on cold winter nights is to fill your inflatable sex doll with hot water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rowan Posted December 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Top Tips For Students:Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. Theywill wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty pence.Domestos is an ideal substitute for Blue Curaco, and far less pricey.It gives any cocktail a bit of "oomph."Cant afford contact lenses? Simply cut out small circles of cling filmand press them into your eyes.Why pay the earth for expensive jigsaws? Just take a bag of frozenchips from the freezer and try piercing together potatoes.Cyclists. Why not try stopping at red lights like everyone else,instead of riding up onto the pavement to avoid them. Stupid Bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Solve the problem of Global warming by removing all the gas out the back of old refrigerators that makes them work and releasing into the atmosphere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeid Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 POP a few teabags in your hot water tank and you can make a hot cuppa anytime by just turning on the tap.GIRLS? Too old to go on an 18 - 30 holiday? Simply get pissed' date=' lie in a sand pit in your garden and shag every bloke who looks at you over the fence.[/quote']these two made me laugh... haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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