Marillionboy Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 Seriously now...I hate myself for doing this but I watched this show tonight. This isn't a thread saying "manufactured pop, shit, Cowell's a cunt" etc, we've done all that.What occured to me is that some of the people who are coming to these auditions are clearly ill. What else could possible possess them? That poor cow at the end whose mum basically said "my daughter has nothing left to live for now"...oh that'll console her!And the mad inventor who thought he'd brogght back Lennon was clearly schizophrenic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 its shitits awfulits sad to see people begging for career where they will do awful in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marillionboy Posted August 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 Indeed. Utterly horrible. But I am sure there is some undiscovered clinical condition some of these people are suffering from, who crave making such a tit of themselves in public and are so unaware of their shitness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MarkJDelaney Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 I hate the show, but only after a certain point. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE, I CRAAAAAVE to watch the AWFUL auditions. It's like a sick fix each week. Sooooooo funny some of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 Me, Spencer and Paul watched it yesterday and were rolling around in fits of laughter. God bless Sky+ so we can rewind and watch the best bits over and over and over and over until we're laughing so much we can physically push the buttons on the remote anymore.That wee lad who they said was like Ronan Keating made this absolutely amazing noise after Simon said he could sell a lot of records. It was something like "hhhuuuuuurrrrr".Genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marillionboy Posted August 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 Bless him, he's the new Gareth Gates, with plukes rather than a stammer, so he'll have a bright future for all of five minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 It was just so incredible when he went running out and it sounded like he'd done a giant fart. Bless him.That fat girl in the hideous white dress was awful though. Why did she go in wearing a sheet? Why did her whole family run in and get on their knees in tears? As if that would make a difference!! The fact that she kept saying "I'm gonna win it, I'll definately win it!" just made it about 50 times worse. Silly girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 It was just so incredible when he went running out and it sounded like he'd done a giant fart. Bless him.That fat girl in the hideous white dress was awful though. Why did she go in wearing a sheet? Why did her whole family run in and get on their knees in tears? As if that would make a difference!! The fact that she kept saying "I'm gonna win it' date=' I'll definately win it!" just made it about 50 times worse. Silly girl.[/quote']10 minute she's-going-to-get-through build upNo, No No That's three no votesFat Loser: "It's me life, ye can't do this, i've failed at everything else *tears everywhere*"Family runs through and begs like torture victims in a USA army base.Simon Cowel: "This is rediculous, you're only 19, it's not your life"Family runs awayLosers Mum: I'll fight him, i'll fight simon, he knows nothing.The ronan keaton guy made about 6 orgasm noises through his interview... too good. And when he ran away at the end... same again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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