ClicheGuevara Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.htmlA very good read; hilarious set of editorials done by an African-American teaching English in Japan. It will totally change your perception of the japanese, who'd have thought they were so perverted?Still being regularly updated aswell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimr Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 You never got Battle Royale did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 Im sitting here with my friend and i just said 'there is a thread called I am a Japanese school teacher' his reply was 'My brother is a japanese school teacher'Quite amusing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClicheGuevara Posted May 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 You never got Battle Royale did you?They didn't poke each other's ass' in Battle Royale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keira Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.htmlA very good read; hilarious set of editorials done by an African-American teaching English in Japan. It will totally change your perception of the japanese' date=' who'd have thought they were so perverted?Still being regularly updated aswell [/quote']ahaha, this is great! he should make a book out of it"These are my personal nicknames - I don't actually call the kids these, and soon you'll see why. Not all of them are the nicest thing in the world, but I never claimed to be a saint. Bessie - Her face, her body, everything just droops down, like a cow. ...Hey, I warned you not all of these were nice. She's a nice girl, but apparently gravity has already kicked her ass. Velma - This girl looks EXACTLY like the Japanese version of Velma from Scooby-Doo. EXACTLY. And I can't stress that enough. Case in point - one day I was walking with a friend, when I saw Velma in a store. "Hey, it's Velma!" I mistakenly said to myself. My friend had never seen this girl before or heard the nickname I'd given her, so he turned to me and said "Velma? Like Scooby-Doo? Who are you calling....(looks up)....HOLY SHIT THAT IS VELMA!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 It will totally change your perception of the japanese' date=' who'd have thought they were so perverted?[/quote']Have you been living under a rock? Since you were born? Link is amusing though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClicheGuevara Posted May 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Have you been living under a rock? Since you were born? Link is amusing though.I must just be naive to how it's normal to grab your teachers dick at every oppurtunity.....did you really know that??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 I must just be naive to how it's normal to grab your teachers dick at every oppurtunity.....did you really know that???I didn't mean that particular situation but the Japanese have always been extra pervy compared to the rest of the world!It's in chapter 3 of "What Teh Internet Has Taught Us." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimr Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Not always, just post world war 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClicheGuevara Posted May 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 I still regard most things that come out of Japan as better than ours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Ascension Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 That link is fucking brilliant.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keira Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 http://web.archive.org/web/20030620032045/tardblog.com/nowhere near as funny, but still pretty good. but at the SAME time, quite a shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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