Mo-Ha Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 on their anniversary and after somedeliberation decide on their local Chinese restaurant. They peruse the menuand finally agree to share the chef's special chicken surprise.The waiter brings over the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just asthe wife is about to start in on the meal, the lid of the pot rises a tinyamount and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before thelid slams back down.'Oh my God, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't so she askshim to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, andagain he sees two beady little eyes looking around before it firmly slamsback down.Rather perturbed he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening anddemands anexplanation.'Well sir', says the waiter, 'What did you order?''We both chose the same', he replies, 'the chicken surprise''Oh I do apologise, this is my fault' says the waiter..... 'I've broughtyou the Peking duck' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo-Ha Posted March 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 >A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a>family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain,>they name him Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his>mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she>also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If>you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MarkJDelaney Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 Haha, that first one's just stupid. Not bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo-Ha Posted March 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 made me giggle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 They are sooo awful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 on their anniversary and after somedeliberation decide on their local Chinese restaurant. They peruse the menuand finally agree to share the chef's special chicken surprise.The waiter brings over the meal' date=' served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just asthe wife is about to start in on the meal, the lid of the pot rises a tinyamount and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before thelid slams back down.'Oh my God, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't so she askshim to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, andagain he sees two beady little eyes looking around before it firmly slamsback down.Rather perturbed he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening anddemands anexplanation.'Well sir', says the waiter, 'What did you order?''We both chose the same', he replies, 'the chicken surprise''Oh I do apologise, this is my fault' says the waiter..... 'I've broughtyou the Peking duck'[/quote']My joke is way better....A chinese man is walking down the street...when suddenly his penis quacks. Bemused passing pedestrians look all around them in confusion. 10 seconds down the road the chinese man's penis appears to quack again ...and again. A curious woman walking behind him stops the man and asks what the quacking sound coming from his crotch is."Well...I have a duck down pants""You WHAT?" she cries in dismay"I have a duck down my pants" the oriental man replies"Thats crazy" replies the woman"Don't belive me? I shall pull down my zip, pull open my pants and take him out.....but no Peking" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo-Ha Posted March 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 very good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo-Ha Posted March 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 Asked in court what time it was when the big hand touched the little hand at the Neverland ranch?"Bedtime || Giggles Michael Jackson" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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