The Milner

If you were able to fold an A4 bit of paper 42 times, it would reach the moon, however you cannot fold a bit of paper more than 7 times before it becomes too strong to fold any further. 

Who's all going along to the game tonight? 

Of course. Been speaking to the coach every now adn then. I heard something about Calum coming back?

Aye he will be back playing for next season. Extreme last chance saloon situation for him i think. 

Does every thread have to descend into shit sexual jokes between you two? 

Not to sound arsey, but do gyms not employ people for that exact reason? To help you know what you should be doing? 

My missus goes to a local gym and they have a guy that is there for advice when you need it. 

No gif, no proof, me no believe.

Scampi took home a wee bird the other day, not the first this year, but before we had a chance to take it from her, she ate it, everything bar the feet. Fucking minging! 

I wish i could unfold a chair like that. 

New season for Lynx starts soon, you gonna be going along teabags? 

United also stand to make money from any future transfer fee the guy moves for, even after he leaves Sporting. Good deal id say. Refreshing to see a Scot playing abroad as well. 

Aye Rooney does not age well in FM. In my game he got a free from United at 32, went to Aston Villa, and started 10 games in two seasons before retiring. 

Ah well much the same then, both from English clubs.

Difference is Isco, is a real talent, and lit up the under 21 Euro Championships, along with playing brilliantly for Malaga, Lallana, at 26, has had ONE season in top flight football, yet both have moved for the same amount of money. Llarramendi again is much the same story. Shaw is in much the same boat as Lallana. albeit much younger. 

It's all a bit different though. For one thing, you can afford to spend a bit more on transfer fees to bring in Shaw and Lallana because they won't be close to Thiago Silva and Zlatan's wage demands.

 

There are many other considerations, but basically I'm saying it's all relative.

Oh aye of course, i totally get that. But still, same money for a second choice england midfielder as for arguably the worlds best centre half. It just shows how the EPL is on a different planet to anyone else when it comes to money in football. 

English tax strikes again.

Its mental to think that PSG got Thiago Silva and Zlatan for less money than its cost teams to buy Lallana and Shaw.....

Ha ha. Fucking cats man. There's four of those little black and white ones, but there's a few others show up now and again. I think I've counted about 8 or 9 different cats now, but it's only the black and white ones that sit and stare.

Honestly, picturing you tell that story just cracks me up, the picture was brilliant as well. 

2 Door Cinema Club dont actually have a drummer, everything is written with drum machines and the drums are added by a session player later, he obviously tours with them as well. 

If anyone has Lucky on FB, his cat story is most definitely ace-ic. 

They should do everything possible to have next seasons motd panel consisting of Fabio Canavaro, Clarence and good old Marcel Desailly, that would be brilliant to watch. 

Strach is 100%, there are very few morals within football.

I'm nae a huge fan, but Metallica were pretty rocking all things considered. 

Lars is a terrible drummer  now a days tho. 

Who's next? Columbia? James Rodriguez better have his box of tissues ready for the final whistle.

Unknown

Liam Neeson stars as a "Bio-technologist" whose life is turned upside down after a car accident. You know what it's like, you wake up from a coma, nobody knows who you are, then bad bastards decked out in black try kill you. That's pretty much it. Not enough action to make it fun and not enough in the way of suspense to make it a passable thriller.

 

4/10

Aye i remember that being pretty rubbish, the ending was poor as well.