Gypsum_Fantastic

I remember I used to get great service at a Pizza Hut in Aberdeen, I think it was Union Street...do you remember your memories?

It's the motherfuckers who cycle on the pavement that get my goat. Wellington Road is rife with them during rush hour. I've just stopped moving for them now, which is probably going to get me splattered someday, but the level of seethe when they have to get off their bike/go onto the road is awesome.

 

Get yourself a helmet, get some hi-vis, read the Highway Code and get the fuck off my pavement with your self-entitled attitude, you little shit. I'm the pedestrian: you have to worry about getting in my way, not the other way around.

 

A lot of cyclists have this weird idea that they're some kind of impoverished, persecuted sect of humanity and all. I get it, cycling in the city is really dangerous, there are a lot of mad bastards on the roads, and it's probably pretty terrifying, but that doesn't give you the right to put my safety as a pedestrian at risk.

I have no problem with cyclists on the pavement as long as they are under the driving age otherwise onto the road with you.

Just finished American Gods by Neil Gaiman, only read two of his books, his latest one and this one so very late to the party but I really love him as an author his books just seem to evoke a very pleasant satisfying feeling.

Zola, though I have only read one and enjoyed it a lot. I read Germinal but I believe it is a series that is best read in order.

That is a despicable meme.

Where Can I get a steel ramp built in Aberdeen?

George street usually have some lying around, needed one yesterday and there were loads near all the spice and food shops.

Anyone watching Humans on Channel 4? Only seen the first episode but enjoying it. Very Black Mirror esque

All good only jut seen your reply, sorry man!

The coffee machine at work stating "art in progress" when making coffee.

Shae from Absolutist/James Dron for gigs at Musical Vision

Bioshock 1, 2, Arkham Origins Halo3 please

Carver and Stone gone.

Is the DVLA address freepost? I seem to recall that it is.

We just want to see a team that tries and an owner who cares. Not sure where people get that view from apart from Sky Sports numpties really.

That's a paddlin'

Not sure if this has been mentioned but the vinyl shop from union street has moved to the market. 

Nicked from Facebook i'm afraid.

Orville was not on hand to comment.

How much for the Marvels, Deadpool and Kickass?

Ashley is the problem. Not strengthening a small shitty squad was a great manoeuvre. Letting Santon and Yanga Mbiwa go made zero sense.

Was working in Peterhead last week and was amused to find someone had drawn a cock on the road. The next day I saw the highway maintenance van at the spot blocking half the road and I think they did this. This is their idea of a fix. Sorry for the bad photo it's from a moving car. 

What would Charles N'Zogbia do? Wear a terrible suit.

Percy Sledge

Derby day.