Le Stu

Predictive calling systems that hang up as soon as you answer. I'm being robo-dialled by telemarketeers who're too busy to speak to me.

Ip Man Bruce Lee's Sifu kicking Japanese arse in occupied China. I'm sure that's how it really went down. Some great Wing Chun fight scenes though.

14 Blades Another one with Donnie Yen, but with too much CGI cheese and mostly a snorefest.

http://www.studentloanrepayment.co.uk

They hide this site incredibly well. It's handy for checking current balances at least.

They were a fucking nightmare when I was abroad. I had an old style loan you have to submit yearly deferrals for. They use snail mail so I'd get the form three months late sometimes. Occasionally, their collection agencies beat them to it!

At the time they didn't even have email. I had to laugh 'cos I was working at a private student loan originator at the time and even the state government guarantors weren't that neanderthal.

SharePod

Great free program that allows you to drag and drop your music to and from your iPod. You can store the program on the iPod itself so you can use it on any computer.

Sharepod is great. I haven't used iTunes in years.

There's also rockbox

Rockbox - Open Source Jukebox Firmware

which completely replaces the operating system. Maybe not of use to newer iPod owners but it can enable gapless playback and newer format support on older models.

At least this represents evidence of an election aproaching. i might have missed it otherwise.

Fair play to him on the Bree Olsen front though.

He apparently convinced her to get out of the adult entertainment industry. He is like Jesus to her Mary Magdalene, if Jesus banged seven gram rocks.

I kept looking at Michael Keaton thinking "you used to be Batman"...

Who was also Beetlejuice, who is now The Joker. o_O

after trawling through a variety of disappointing, and NSFW, results, gold!

Falcon punch her, then ask her how she'd like dem nuts on the outside instead.

LIKE A TANK PARADE.

What?

More like it!

The Prestige which really wasn't what I thought it was going to be, and it's almost as confusing as Inception. Good though.

I just shaved my head. Though, as I'm not working at the moment it's not a big deal, I can wear my beanie til it grows back a bit.

If I can get the beanie on, it keeps sticking on the stubble.

I look like one mean mothafucka.

I love gin. It's my favourite drink. It's so refreshing, tasty, zesty... Mmmmmmm.

Now there's only one type of alcohol that gives me hangovers. And I mean skull splitting headaches, the kind that make you wear sunglasses indoors. Can you guess what it is? If you guessed gin, you win the prize.

Yes, they're absolute dingers. I had to give up on Gin.

The other reason is what happens to me at Karaoke lounges with a two drink minimum which will almost certainly be massive martinis

Ghost Dog I loved this film when it first came out. It's really simple, not much to the characters or the story, just an enjoyable piece of film that carries you along.

The Objective Blair Witch worked because it didn't have to have great acting, special effects or even much of a story. This one did however, and it fails on all three counts.

Pandorum To further scrape the bottom of Lovefilm's free with package streaming barrel, I watched this fairly mediocre and unoriginal sci-fi flick. That's it.

Look, making a crappy Neuromancer film would be acceptable, especially if Keanu Reeves has no part in it, and I will probably go to see the new Alien films but this is getting obnoxious now. I expect it's in 3D and looks crappier than the original which every 3D package has tried to algorithm since.

The Town which was quite entertaining but directed by a guy who also wrote his own part. And that guy is Ben Affleck. Car chases and gun battles though!

He isn't a dictator though, he's an honoury leader...and all the protesters are Al Queda.

BBC News - US brands Muammar Gaddafi 'delusional' after interview

That's cool then, and those aren't Eurofighters buzzing his airspace. they're UFOs, sent by God to protect Big Papa Muammar.

Even your hot Ukranian tottie has left you and your spitting image puppet looks more realisitic. Give it up gramps, we're sick of your bullshit.

I wouldnae.

Caught a scene of her in glee yesterday. she's old.

38. If you think 38 is old, you're probably in danger of being hunted by these cougars.

The worst thing about this show is how popular it is. It takes forever to get the discs from Lovefilm and they look like they've had a quick rub from a sander when you get them.

Gotta leave now before I read something else that ruins it. Here, look at this:

Off topic but because of this Canada talk I just discovered that Fubar 2 was made last year. Fuckin' Eh!

As far as I understand all kiwi men are pussy whipped softies except the Mauris who just like fighting all the time.

I heard this from an English guy but there was a girl from NZ there and she didn't deny it, so it must be true.

I saw Once Were Warriors and that seems about right. Australia is more like Chopper.

Depends on the season with Baltimore. If it's season 2 you don't wanna buy your shit from the towers or the pit. Hit up the east-side instead.

r e d r u m

absolutely. this level of exasperation can only be aleviated by some tight rhythm programming.

I hope he's not too proud of this technological terror he's constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of The Force.

That and a hot one up the exit pipe seems to cause them to disintegrate. We've had enough problems with rebel scum as it is, without them stopping tidal action on earth,