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If we're doing vegetarian pet hates: restaurants not understanding that parmesan isn't suitable, but putting it in fucking everything and getting huffy when you ask about it.

Not that I go out to eat a whole lot, but still. 

Also, people asking "omgh how do u get ur protein????? HOW CAN U LIVE WITHOUT BACON???? LOL, BAAAACON". Just fuck off. 

Also 2: Also Harder - the rise of burger joints opening up fucking everywhere. It's not fucking haute cuisine to eat a burger. It's, essentially, a form of sandwich. There is nothing special about sandwiches, however great they are. End this now.

The woman in the deli place I went to at lunchtime. I saw her use a knife to cut open a baguette, slice up a hot breaded chicken fillet (it's a Polish thing), cut up the sandwich, then use the same knife to make my cheese sandwich. Er, fuck off you, use a clean knife please, not one that's covered in chicken grease. I've had lunch there every day this week and wasn't paying much attention, maybe I won't any more.

 

I'm not being crazy right, that's not right?

It's really shitty having to deal with this most days, when it's so fucking basic. You are being the opposite of crazy.

The Cavs look absolutely knackered. Last night's game really fizzled out around half-time, Dellevadova's honeymoon period of being a surprise package looks like it's coming to a close, but then, you never know.

Great series!

Another great thread. A real meeting of minds.

I thought at least one of us should make a serious suggestion. I did like "West Ham".

Mine were all serious.

The Sonia Delaunay exhibition at Tate Modern looks quite good, you should go to that.

Look for the Ministry of Magic.

 

Failing that, Camden market is worth a look around.

This is true.

Naughty Jack Ripper

Eat a pie

Do a backflip

Have a fight with a car

"West Ham"

There's a film museum and I think it's got Shrek in it, it's good

I'm excited about the standing option. I don't like the squatting either. When I used to go to Church I'd stand the whole time, too. I'd heckle the altar boys, scream "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU" at the candles, that sort of thing.

God then cut his losses, and my faith went entirely.

But yeah. Safe standing.

West Ham's new manager:

 

The state of his strap, fucking hell.

Can we discuss Yannick Bolasie?

I'll start: Yannick Bolasie is an outrageously fun footballer to watch.

wat u on about m8?

yh is thi's guy a fukn idi8 or wot

Steve McClaren, winner of the League Cup in 2004. Europa League finalist in 2006.

On the other hand, Steve Gibson said of him after he left "if Steve McClaren told me grass was green I'd go outside to check".

He won the Eridivise as well, with Twente, IIRC? That's pretty big, no-one really considered them contenders.

But now he's a Judas. Boro forever.

Yeah Tally is Italian, though someone ITT did guess that it was a Taliban reference too. Just an absolutely mind-boggling level of ignorance.

 

xx

Ah, silly me. Or, silly person who was having a go at a Muslim while I was in earshot. 

Yeah, that's a new one on me as well?

I think it's some kind of sweet reference to Taliban. Lovely term of endearment for Muslims, if the context I heard it in was right.

People who put a lot of effort into coining new, racist words should probably reapply all that hard work into not being racist.

So's yer arse Euan

you're pure naughty

Rangers, hahahahaha

Is this thing over two legs?

yes, Euan, it is over two legs. 

Rangers, hahahahaha

Is this thing over two legs?

I had a quick listen to a couple of tracks and found this pretty interesting. Good voices, I like the sampling, the arrangements are pretty crisp... Good stuff

Except sepp's not involved at all and it has nothing do with Qatar. It's a start but hopefully there is a lot more to come.

I'm excited for the Be A Patsy mode on FIFA 16, at least

There's yer FIFA officials being arrested then, at long last.

I'm listening to her album again.

Yes.

"I'm eating scrambled egg, with a comb, from a shoe!"

But it isn't a quote from Black Books, it's real life.

I'd be really sad if Klopp ended-up at English football's designated comedy club. Really, really sad.

 

That said, if Rodgers gets binned, I'd like to see us throw a wad of cash at him. He's a total David Brent/Alan Partridge type, but his teams are entertaining, and his transfer market whackness wouldn't be an issue at Newcastle, where he'd have less control over player purchases. I'm at a point where I probably need a pro-active playing style to hold my interest: artless victory grinds just don't appeal anymore.

 

We've been linked with Jimmy-Floyd this morning. That'd be fun, at least.

 

It's gonna be Carver though. Fuck's sake, it's gonna be Carver.

Joe Kinnear/Dennis Wise dream-team, IMO.