waltz

How much does the hipster hairdressers on The Green charge for a haircut?

Purdey on the Green is better. Go see Paul, tell him Euan sent ya

Waltz's Facebook page over the past few days.

Was about to make a similar post in Pet Hates

I've certainly changed from 10 years before, because I'm not in school any more.

You'll probably still have a go for Souttar this summer.

I can't remember who told me this, but someone 'in the know' once told me that John Souttar had played with Celtic at one point but moved to Dundee United for geographical convenience and the more realistic chance of first-team appearances. HOWEVER, this may be total shite.

I don't rate Ciftci, to be honest. I'd like us to stop signing Dundee United players now, we already got the best ones.

Waltz in Co-Op Stonehaven car park beside the boot of a red car earlier tonight.

Yes! Nicely done

Liquid Swords is a must. 

It is kind of sad how quiet it's gotten. We should all recruit one friend to sign up and also persuade an ex-poster to return, and then not be sarcastic cunts to them when they start posting. Everyone, that's your homework for this week.

Homework? No way, nerd!

4REAL though, it's sad. Even when people were arguing about everything, it was still good fun. What else am I meant to do at work? Work?

Why is this website so quiet now?

I need this website.
 

You have to question Kevin Love's motives. Unless he goes to LA, which is meant to be the plan, what's he moving for? He probably has the best chance of fitting in a winning team at the Cavs and only the Cavs. The PF position is pretty strong around the league.

That Celtic kit is a work of art.

Rodgers needs to sack off the shite and play with a back four like a normal guy.

 

Traffic Cone

 

Flanagan - Skrtel - Sakho - Moreno

 

Henderson - Can

 

Firmino - Lallana - Coutinho

 

Sturridge

interesting, that - Can ahead of Leiva or Milner? Lallana ahead of Milner? Milner?

I rate Can very highly.

Firmino. Thoughts? I think if Liverpool were to adapt their best play from last year into something like a 3-4-2-1, it might work.

Mignolet
Sakho - Lovren - Skrtel/someone better
Sterling (?) - Leiva - Henderson - Moreno? Milner? Markovic?
Firmino - Coutinho
Sturridge (/Ings/Balotelli)


That's not a bad side, IMO. Massive question marks as to whether or not they can hold onto Sterling, and the left-wing is a problem position, although I rate Alberto Moreno pretty highly.

They need another centre back, for sure. Skrtel is clumsy and seems to be getting worse in the years he should be reaching his prime. Lovren and Sakho will come good, I'm pretty sure.

I'm not a Liverpool fan or anything, just think it's an interesting looking team.

Shoulda known better than to ask a sensible question on here like ....ach well gigs it is then.

First of all, I'd like to welcome hippos and all wildlife onto the forum.

Secondly, gigs are way better, anyway! You got a sensible response, wrapped in #bants

Teenagers. They are bad.

So, so great.

Someone, a genuinely fine person that I know, keeps putting up Minion memes on Facebook.

Today's highlight is a sad-looking Minion with the words: "Welcome, today's specials are lack of sleep, up too early, and low on patience. Thank you, Please come again".

Not only does that make little-to-no sense grammatically, there's also no need for these sentiments to be described by a Minion. I've been forced to watch that film they're in, they're annoying wee cunts, who are far from verbose. Why would a Minion have these feelings? 

I'm sure I've talked about this before, but we're reaching a Minion crisis. They've replaced "KEEP CALM AND ____" in the 'meaningless, non-sensical sentiment' stakes. 

Fuck Minions. I wish they were real so I could beat the shit out of them.

Just play gigs. There doesn't have to be a competitive element.

The Ducktails album is absolutely exceptional. I've also been listening to my boys Pinact's album a lot, it's hugely underrated. Should be big big big

You know who hated smoking? Hitler.

I can play this game all *wheeze* day *cough* baby

Why does drinking alcohol get put in the same category as Smoking?

Someone asked if I smoked and I replied with "no" but they pointed out that I did drink. Since when has drinking alcohol been as bad as smoking.

Because they are often activities which happen at the same time.

The same wonderful, wonderful time.

That's yer Warriors as NBA champs, then.

I'd like to have seen the Cavs win their first ever title, but is there a more likeable coach than Steve Kerr? Not only has he brought the very best out of a fellow dead-eye shooter in Steph Curry, but his rotations have been excellent, and his ability to read opposition is second-to-none.

All in all, that was the best season in recent memory, IMO

Late Tradesmen.

 

I'll be there at 8:30.  Ok, I get up early to be awake for the arrival.

 

They arrive at 11.  When I'm supposed to be out at an appointment.

 

Fucking plumbers, they do what they want.

Just be glad they didn't shag you.

So what's your predictions for the season ahead? Can Aberdeen kick on and challenge at the top? Will Rangers make it out of the Championship with a new manager? Will Chelsea make it two in a row or can City, United, Liverpool or Arsenal mount a challenge? It's all "kicking off" in the SAWCCUR.

1. Ha, dunno

2. No

3. Who knows?