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Top bloke Becks, hope he stays in football in some capacity or another but i fear it may be more of the old "standing about in yer under crackers"

http://geniusfootball.lockerdome.com/articles/107769226

 .....it is proper mental though eh! ive heard some of Gazza's changing room antics were pretty barking but this, jesus! Thought Tony Cascarino on the Sports centre ( who normally sounds like he has actually seen football for the first time ) was gonna take a shit attack.

What the absolute fuck!!!!!!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22575668

If Neville gets in for a tache. Voller flies in at number 10 for his legendary hair mane.

Speaking of which. Big Lampsy himself has signed an extension on his contract. 1 year. They should be giving him 3 or 4. No matter how old he gets, he's always going to be the best around at twatting it from 30 yards.

Tony Yeboa. It only happened twice. But thats quite enough to surpass everyones efforts ever.....ever.....................................eveerrrr

I'm pleased for Rafa. I think he's dealt with a difficult experience this season with a lot of dignity and in football terms has done really well. 

 

CSB

Plus this Chelsea side is strangely more likeable than any previous versions.  

Mike Phelan?

 

Or, is that just too crazy.

Yes thats off the scale.....Brian Kidd on the other hand..........................

Tony Pulis and Mal Donaghy i think you'll find. 

Shit photo of the new aquisition an Ampeg Dan Armstrong Plexi ADA6. Removable pick ups and emphasised nakedity whilst playing.

Slightly off topic, but here's a cunt being a cunt to another cunt.

 

 

Jordi Alba is such a shit. Robben's reaction is totes LOL.

Arjen Robben has to be the most punchable Sportsman ever, what a cock nose.

What i thought was funny as fuck was on Skysports centre this morning there was some nob head "letting us know" that ITS NOT THE END FOR BARCA!!! DONT PANIC!!!!!!, ssssstroll on, if they never win anything again they've had a better run than anyone else EVER, like anyone gives a shit. Having said that he was probably just concerned with the fact that Bayern may dominate for a bit now and watching them is like watching a football team full of humans with facial features more akin to "Toby Jugs" than top level sport, theyre ghoulish some of them bastards. Muller is scary!  

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GIBSON-J200-CUSTOM-SPECIAL-QUILT-MAPLE-JUMBO-ABSOLUTELY-STUNNING-PX-TAKEN-/161012361415?pt=UK_Musical_Instruments_Guitars_CV&hash=item257d15a8c7

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Hahahaha this guys awsome

Brilliant

Its the curse of Aberdeen though, if you have the qualifications to do this then you might as well go work offshore for megabucks rather than scrape out you own existence fixing broken AVT's for skint musicians. 

True enough

Don't be shy, Dennis is a proper gent.  I never had a problem with getting in touch with him by e-mail, although maybe he's spending a bit less time in his shed of wonders these days.

Think so, he had an apprentice with him last time i was there. Could be winding down a bit.

Actually cant believe there is'nt someone who's qualified and willing to turn it into a little business up here, it seems rediculous with the amount of amps there must be..........i heard theres an amp tech in one of the music shops in Dundee ( even typing this im shaking my head, cos i dont know which one ) who is half decent, but to be fair it could be some bozo who just "messes about with amps".

Dont want to keep harping on about this man, cos fair enough....hes a pain to get hold of, but i drove down to Dennis 6 times with different amps and they all came back perfect, like new. Just saying, your amps your amp.

I don't really like talking to people by phone, email should be a feasible alternative seen as though he lists his email address on his site.

Well, i think ( know ) you'll struggle with that option old boy. Hes a bit sporadic to say the least to get hold of, but hes an old guy. I dont know any other amp techs round here. Not with the reputation or cv that Dennis has anyway.

Have you contacted Dennis by phone? his numbers on his webpage from what i remember, you'll have to try a few times normally but he'll pick up. You can send it down via courier. BUT he doesnt respond to emails in my experience. That said, Dennis is the man.

I think offset guitars look cool as fuck, but I just cant get on with them myself! Telemaster looks great though, might have to build one

 

I used my new Fender 51 (made in japan) at a recent gig and its one of the best guitars I've owned.

 

The Pawn shops look feking amazing, been really tempted by pretty much all of them, if i was being picky the ones i liked the most had Rosewood necks, which would be perfect with maple necks! this one looks awsome, body look almost like a bass . Id love a hybrid Jazzmaster with a maple neck.

Superb, really getting value out of this gif I found:

 

I know..........wont be the same not beating the bin rakers and occasionally upsetting Vengers applecart. We are super shit though haha! even more so now

I can't wait until Stoke get relegated.

Wont happen im afraid, we have Man Unoooyted ( best cockeneye accent ) this weekend, i can see a Walters hatrick and a 30 yard screamer from Shotton!!! SHOTTTTTTTTTTTON!!!!!!!!!! OH MY WORD!!

It was the kind of goal that makes you get off your seat and go "WHAT?!  NO!"

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