fertuiee

Previous connection, you say?

 

Fuck Hoddle. EDGAR DAVIDS IN.

He'd probably do it for nowt aswell!. Legend. 

Tone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI-1t-PcaL8 .......fuck it.

Cloughie would have agreed

Great result at the Britannia today, place was absolutely bouncing i hear. Arsenal have never been happier with us, i think its fair to say!!

It sounded like we played some decent stuff second half aswell, MOTD is going to be ace tonight either way.

Old Jose didnt look happy at all though, more than his teams defending erking him just lately? who knows. Much prefer Chelsea now hes there, but he looked like someone had stolen his Raleigh Activator today!

Never doubted Sparky for a second ( coughs ) at all!! great to see him ( coughs ) doing well.  

Sharing - "shall we share a starter??" - "no, not even if you Jennifer Love Hewitt glazed in honey"

Also, i heard this phrase twice last week, not sure if its a real thing or just chance - "player of the game" - No, i believe its Man of the match you bastard.

Tenhi - Maaaet

Probably not for most folks, but its an absolutely cracking album this. Very dark, folk ...i guess. Brush up on your Finnish to maximise enjoyment

I read a brlliant interview with Dave Grohl once, who said Albini wouldnt allow metronomes on In Utero as they were "facist" i think was his description??  .........He made him play to a Strobe light instead. Brilliant.

I wouldnt count out combos is my five penneth, you can play them through your cab no problem. They take pedals really - really well, especially your Fender ones ( HotRod Deluxe et al )

My advice would be, there is more choice of amplifier head now than ever,  go and enjoy trying them out and find the right one for you. You can pay what price you want for whatever you want, you can buy vintage amps, new amps or new amps that sound like vintage amps, whatever you want, someone will make it if needs be!

The only thing i would say is, if you are hell bent on using pedals you have to try out the amp before you buy it, some newer heads ( in my opinion ) especially the hi gain variety, dont like distortion / fuzz pedals very much.

It feels wierd saying this having suffered as many hangovers throughout my life as i have, but ive never had a pie sandwich. At least like this one.

I was offshore a few weeks back and it was a normal midnight meal, until a certain Glaswegian ( storeman ) made a Steak Pie sandwich ( well 2 actually ). 2 of those ace over sized rolls that you can get and 2 Steak pies mushed down so it filled the whole of the bread!! I couldnt keep my eyes off them!! i wanted to hug him!! I wish he was my dad!!

Bread :::

Brown sauce ::::

Pie ::::

Butter ( i think..............i hope ) :::::

Bread :::

People who are too into stuff.

 

A guy I work with is SOOOO into running that it makes him not only boring to talk to but just plain annoying.

 

'going running tonight'

 

'did 10k this morning'

 

'you should read this book about running'

 

'got new running shoes'

 

There is no other topic of conversation. It's incredible. It's not the fact it's running, you could replace it with smoking cigs and it'd be just as annoying. Mix things up, talk about literally anything else for a change.

People do get properly "into" exercise though dont they, its proper annoying...not exercise, or the fact that they are into exercise but it always seems to be the folks who have spent the last god knows how many years not fucking doing any, then they spend the next 6 months eating raisins and peanuts, pretending to be some kind of half arsed navy seal or running around like a mad man boring everyone to death about it.....until you see them in 8 months and say..."hows the training going??"................"awwww, im just doing the diet now......" hahaha!

fuck off, get to fuckery.

Its probably a well documented "hate" but you know really fucks my head in about these things? Couples that talk to each other from inside the same house ON Facebook!!

Twat  - "....... is wanting a Playstation 4 for Crimbo..im thinking Top Shop and loads of Swarowski ( ? ) in return LOLOLOL"

Git - " LOL hinting much??...... LOL"

And so this goes on until some bastard chimes in and says something like "yeh.....im thinking the same chick LOL"

Grow a set of balls so i can kick you in them.

I'm a celeb, get me out of here.

 

A bunch of stupid people eat bugs and dicks, and get covered in spiders, whilst they scream and dry heave. Ant and Dec look on sheepishly. 12 million people viewed the launch. TWELVE MILLION. Fuck off.

Wanna get more mad? "Bastard" and "Cunt" as theyre otherwise known probably get a paid quid each for every person that watched the launch and ensuing drivel.  

Impeach a president, kill a soap opera star.

I recently aquired one of these little fellas, its a belter!!. Got speaking to the guy who makes them, non other than Brad Davis, bassist of Fu Manchu!!, he was saying he had modded one for a customer who had failed to buy it, the mod was a second knob on the right hand side ( thats not on this photo ) that basically "turns up the fuzz". If you back it off, and turn up the big knob in the centre( huh huh ) it bascially acts like a distortion, with a hint of fuzz!! COOL STORY DUDE!!!

Dan Armstrong + Fuzzbud + Fender Hotrod Deluxe = Death Machine!!!

I stand by this...

"I was at a meeting about all sorts of rubbish and then walked to the art exhibition. On arrival , I found that I'd lost my comb. I took everything out of my bag ,while in the kind of doorway part of the museum , in the process almost certainly looking like some semi-hysterical maniac to the staff watching in fascination. I was convinced that I'd dropped it back at the place I had my meeting, so I ran all the way back there.(Big mistake - I had nausea for the rest of the day.I am clearly not designed for running. Walking, I excel at.) I blurted the story out to the receptionist who phoned someone who then went off to search the room. I kept looking through my bag ,and it was shortly after the call came back that nothing had been found that I located the comb in my bag , inside a pocket that had looked as though it was zipped shut."

.the word "comb" spoils this a bit, replace it for any other word even a little bit more entertaining and its a decent story, has to be said.

Nothing against this place but i always get / got better results from gumtree.

If you search on Facebook for "Aberdeen musicians wanted" i put a page up for folks to post on aswell, its not fantastic but theres a reasonable amount of people joined up.

Food for thought.

My Sauce For Wings As Of Last Week: put a fuckload of your favourite hot pepper sauce in a bowl, melt up some butter and throw it in along with smoked paprika, cayenne, white vinegar and some dark brown sugar.

 

I sometimes throw in some lime juice as well, I think it works but it might be taking things too far. I don't know.

Chili was a winner. First thing I've ever tried from the thread and very happy with it. 

 

Are there any other recipes worth my going back in this thread to find? A best of Mmmmmmmm Om Nom collection would be nice.

I would seriously have a go at the wings recipie above, it is ever so slightly amazing.

Sun and Sail Club.

http://www.spin.com/#articles/sun-and-sail-clubs-mannequin-stream-kyuss-fu-manchu/?utm_source=spintwitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=spintwitter

Ex members of Kyuss and some folks from Fu Manchu. I heard some riffs / clips and stuff before they put the whole thing up for pre release listening and it was sounding great, but it was without fucking Megatron singing on it! It would have been alright for one tune but it pretty carries on for the WHOLE FUCKING ALBUM.

S'alright. 6.5 / 10.

I really enjoyed the remake of Total Recall, obviously it was almost completely different than the original, I also really like the Grudge remake ( ducks for cover ). Better than the originals? nah, but i think theyre my favourites.

talk about long ball merchants!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFEGxVmSlmo

This gets better with every listen. Loving it. The pop hooks rule so hard.

Definately, listened to it twice yesterday and could have gone again! theres literally no bad songs on it. The second tune ( Witchcraft??? ) is absolute killer!!