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One more day left to get your space suits on. There's lots of people making the effort for this one. Look forward to seeing you all getting down. Let's get swinging baby!.

Hello space Skoolers, As the Triptych festival returns to Aberdeen a new dawn of time as been created for one night only that is. It is time to go beyond the realms of modern day attire to join A'La Fu and the ever growing kidProquo for a Snafu Birthday Special. April the 18th will be the new moon for kPq as he turns a ripe orbital 30 light years. RadioSkool brings you celebrations on this clear night in the form of a 'Barbarella' theme evening. That's right, it's all about 60's space age hot pants, cat suits, loin cloths and angel wings. Lot's of shiny silver and shimmering PVC is the necessity to party. You won't feel out of place when entering the Snafu spaceship as your outfit will blend perfectly with retro shine dcor and 60's trim. For those who don't know Barbarella, here's a brief description: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbarella_(film) Look out for free invites flying your way too hip cats. Clubsnafu Barbarella Theme/Fancy Dress kidProquo 30th Birthday Special 18th April 2008 10pm - 3am Click for Flyer www.clubsnafu.com www.myspace.com/alafu1 www.myspace.com/djkidProquo www.harderfaster.net/djs/kidProquo

Tonights The Night... Dust of them dancin' shoes to join A'La Fu and kidProquo for that Friday feeling... Tonight! 10pm - 3am clubsnafu.com | Welcome MySpace.com - A La Fu - UK - Other / Electronica / Showtunes - www.myspace.com/alafu1 HF / DJs - kidProquo MySpace.com - kidProquo - A’deen Baby, UK - Funk / Hip Hop / Electro - www.myspace.com/djkidproquo

Pondlife is back on the last Saturday with another energy filled power bar of breaks, electronica, Techno and turntabilism. Dj Andy Torrance & kidProquo step up and away with a lifting build of beats, frequencies and cuts on a four table setup to keep you entertained. Kef 3 Saturday 23rd February 10pm - 3am www.myspace.com/kefclub www.myspace.com/djandytorrance www.myspace.com/djkidProquo www.harderfaster.net/djs/kidProquo

Pondlife is back on the last Saturday with another energy filled power bar of breaks, electronica, Techno and turntabilism. Dj Andy Torrance & kidProquo step up and away with a lifting build of beats, frequencies and cuts on a four table setup to keep you entertained. Kef 3 Saturday 26th January 10pm - 3am www.myspace.com/kefclub www.myspace.com/djandytorrance www.myspace.com/djkidProquo www.harderfaster.net/djs/kidProquo

MIXTAPE FRIDAYS - Electronical experiments with twisted electro, house and minimal the order of the day. Fidget house, b-more and technoid disco - basically all that's chopped and kranked with the new sounds out there. Guests include ANDREW WEATHERALL, BLACKSTROBE, ELEKTRONS(Unabombers), EVIL NINE, JAMES LAVELLE, FILTHY DUKES, MR C, EROL ALKAN... but that's just the half of it as weekly rotaing residents A LA FU, KIDPROQUO, MARTIN JAY + DISFUNKTION DJs hold the MIXTAPE fort too. REWIND. MIXTAPE 4: RADIOSKOOL - Join residents A'La Fu & kidProquo for their seminal turntablist skills for the monthly social that dives into the grime and dirt of the electronic spectrum. Guests include SANDRA MELODY, LEMON JELLY, LADY SOVEREIGN, RADIOCLIT, DFA records... Snafu 10pm - 3am 3 b4 11.30pm 5 after www.clubsnafu.com www.vavarecords.com www.myspace.com/djkidProquo www.harderfaster.net/djs/kidProquo

Wrrrrroooooonnnnnnnggggg!!!! ya cheeky boogwar. I've already done the new mix, tracklisted and sent. Plus, I'm only banned from drinking too much, not banned at all... that's an acheivement in this kids lifestyle. Ha ha ha ha ha... Back of the net!

Ha, and the forgot kid with his 'I'm hiding from the public image mixtape'. You ain't seen me roight!.

MIXTAPE FRIDAYS - Electronical experiments with twisted electro, house and minimal the order of the day. Fidget house, b-more and technoid disco - basically all that's chopped and kranked with the new sounds out there. Guests include ANDREW WEATHERALL, BLACKSTROBE, ELEKTRONS(Unabombers), EVIL NINE, JAMES LAVELLE, FILTHY DUKES, MR C, EROL ALKAN... but that's just the half of it as weekly rotaing residents A LA FU, KIDPROQUO, MARTIN JAY + DISFUNKTION DJs hold the MIXTAPE fort too. REWIND. This Fridays RadioSkool brings you the StreetlifeDJs. A Streetlife DJ set can take you from Altern8 into Depeche Mode, Gangstarr into Daft Punk, Adonis into The Who, all of which will have the special re-edit treatment to give it their unique Streetlife touch. They add samples, accapellas & sound fx to the equation to produce some of the most cutting edge electronic music around. They are quite exciting &definitely very refreshing. A Streetlife DJ set can take you from Altern8 into Depeche Mode, Gangstarr into Daft Punk, Adonis into The Who, all of which will have the special re-edit treatment to give it their unique Streetlife touch. They add samples, accapellas & sound fx to the equation to produce some of the most cutting edge electronic music around. They are quite exciting & definitely very refreshingThe Streetlife DJs diverse style is refreshing to hear, the most interesting I've heard in a while. "I'm not sure what you could call their music - drugged up, dark disco-funk? They mix up old funk and disco records with house, electro & techno.....its mental! (Steve Lawler) Streetlife DJs were the first people I booked for the Nude beach party in Ibiza, and they totally rocked it...wicked DJs! (Smokin Jo) Probably the most exciting DJ duo to emerge in a long long time. Superb! (Mixmag) The UKs very own 2ManyDJs! (DJ Mag) Freeked out party music put together with rampant professionalism...v cool! (IDJ Mag) RADIOSKOOL - Join residents A'La Fu & kidProquo for their seminal turntablist skills for the monthly social that dives into the grime and dirt of the electronic spectrum. Guests include SANDRA MELODY, LEMON JELLY, LADY SOVEREIGN, RADIOCLIT, DFA records... Snafu 10pm - 3am 3 b4 11.30pm 5 after www.clubsnafu.com kidProquo Latest Mix: http://www.boywonderrecords.com/an_hour_to_be_proud_of_mixtape.mp3

Hello again. Righto, I wasn't completely bleezing drunk this time so it actually sounds good. Eclectic kitten series vol. 2 coming soon, but for now: an hour to be proud of mixtape.mp3 - 83.09MB Do enjoy and don't have nightmares.

Enjoy minimal london mixtape.mp3 - 82.02MB kid

Pondlife is back this Saturday with another energy filled power bar of breaks, electronica and techno. Unfortunately dj Andy Torrance will be away, but the spinning tables shall gather no dust as kidProquo steps in, up and away with an uplifting build of beats and frequencies to keep you entertained. Kef 3 Saturday 27th Oct 10pm - 3am www.myspace.com/kefclub

MIXTAPE FRIDAYS - Electronical experiments with twisted electro, house and minimal the order of the day. Fidget house, b-more and technoid disco - basically all that's chopped and kranked with the new sounds out there. Guests include ANDREW WEATHERALL, BLACKSTROBE, ELEKTRONS(Unabombers), EVIL NINE, JAMES LAVELLE, FILTHY DUKES, MR C, EROL ALKAN... but that's just the half of it as weekly rotaing residents A LA FU, KIDPROQUO, MARTIN JAY + DISFUNKTION DJs hold the MIXTAPE fort too. REWIND. MIXTAPE 4: RADIOSKOOL - Join residents A'La Fu & kidProquo for their seminal turntablist skills for the monthly social that dives into the grime and dirt of the electronic spectrum. Guests include SANDRA MELODY, LEMON JELLY, LADY SOVEREIGN, RADIOCLIT, DFA records... Snafu 10pm - 3am 3 b4 11.30pm 5 after www.clubsnafu.com

Last Show Tonight Last one tonight. Be sure to tune in for the Samat madness. kPq

Monday 27th This will be my last show before Mr. A'La Fu returns to the ShmuFM. It's the biggie. 2 hours of pure hilarity, metal, electronic music and whatever else I decide to chuck through the sound desk. Monday 27th I shall be joined by Mr. Paul Samat, legendary Aberdeen nutcase & drummer, plus a pure electronic and death metal music life devoted enthusiast. Mr. Samat will be playing some of his favourite and probably most evil tracks. Not just that though, he will also most likely tell wild and tall tales, play acoustic metallica tracks on the guitar and bring you some of the most outrageous banter ever brought to radio. I'll be joining in on the banter and bring you metal and electro type mini mixes So tune in www.shmuFM.net Monday 27th 8pm -10pm email in alafu@shmu.co.uk kPq

Tonight!! It's a mystery night tonight. I could be joined by Snafu's very own Funky Transport or Aberdeen mellowist MC Mr. Cruicky... Maybe both, who knows, tune in and find out. kPq

Tonight on ShmuFM Alrighty, Yakshamash, great success and high five to the shows so far. Big thanks to the big Zee for helping get a great couple of evenings on the go. Big thanks to the huge scale of emails, request, photos and fun that keep flooding in from everyone too. Zee shall be back, hopefully next week, if not, Mr. A'La Fu will have him back and with Mr. Glen Bolland too if thing's work out right. Anyways. Tonight is the 'Funked Up 45 Night' with back to back ear muesli madness from 'The GoodFoot's' 'Kid Bell' and myself kidProquo playing soul, funk, jazz and breakbeat. If that aint your tastes then we'll still be doing a bit 'o banter and taking requests so tune in tonight 8pm to 10pm at: www.shmuFM.net Email in your fun and games and banter and photos and stories and poems and much love to: alafu@shmu.org.uk Be good to hear from y'all. Happy listening kPq

In the studio 30 minutes good people. We're in the studio just now, be good to hear from the forumites. Good 'een

RadioSkool on www.ShmuFM.net Line-Up Looks like the kidPro is running the show for the next few weeks. So here's comes the funk. I'm going to be breaking into some funky and wonderful tracks that have been hiding away on the shelves. Also, I've got some very interesting guests coming up: Monday 6th - He's done the practice show and it's time to bring on round two with the legend that is Chris Zee. It's been decided that a Gilcomston / Rosemount rip show is in order (all shall become clear). Plus, you decide what happens. If you enjoyed the off the cuff attitude towards the last show, post up what you want to hear and email in with more requests and banter Monday 13th - Kid Bell from the GoodFoot will be coming in to do a back to back funked up 45 night with myself. This will be an evening of finely blended soul, funk and jazz for your easy listening ears. Get your thoughts on requests, post 'em up and email them in. Monday 20th -Not sure yet, working on something. I'll keep you posted. Monday 27th - Here we go, the almighty mad show that has probably every gone out to air. I shall be trying to operate the sound desk through tears and bleeding ears as the Samaticas evening is in effect. Paul Samat will be bringing much noise and hilarity to the show with evil metal and anything that gets dragged in to the studio. I know a lot of stories about Paul, but let's hear yours and I'll bring them up on the evening. And to top it off, test his iPod out with your requests by email. Don't miss this one, it's going to be unreal. All shows subject to change due to people's slackness. So tune in to www.shmuFM.net 8pm to 10pm and email in anything you want to: alafu@shmu.org.uk studio@shmu.org.uk kidProquo

www.shmuFM.net that is.

Tonight on ShmuFM RadioSkool comes to you over the ether waves tonight as Wednesday have been changed to Mondays 8pm - 10pm at www.shuFM.net Expect nothing but the unusual from the A'La Fu and kidProquo record archives. Or if you have requests, stories, photos for laughter and general banter, email it all to alafu@shmu.org.uk from 8pm to 10pm. P.S. Nice one to all that organised, went skateboarding and cheered on the dancefloor till time ran out Friday. Another cracking night. If you want to give some thanks to the Reptiles for put on a free show for all you skoolers, check out: www.myspace.com/reptilestyles Good 'een kPq

Tonight.... Tis' to be a beauty of a night tonight. The Reptiles are sticking around for another night, so look out for a couple of heavy hip-hop numbers from them later on. Good 'een kPq

Tonight.... Right, Offski to raid the record shelf for tonight. If anyone's keen on listening 8pm www.shmuFM.net good on you. email in with anything you like to alafu@shmu.org.uk. Be good to hear from the forum madness and do some shoutouts. Good 'een kPq

SCROLL DOWN FOR LATEST RADIO SHOW NEWS... There's no rest for the tutors as Friday the 24th means audiotainment time. The musical science lab has new deliveries coming in all the time so look out for trickery and routines from these highly skilled teachers using Ableton Live with the M-Audio Trigger Finger, Foot peddle sampler and effect, plus Kaoss Pad 3 sampling and effects. Expect nothing but the unexpected from a RadioSkool night. Music so diverse you'll jump and jive to jazz and hip-hop rhymes or blow your mind with a darksided electronic vibe. Don't believe me, hear what our customers have to say: I am a model and RadioSkool is the best thing ever! I used to fit into a size 16, but the jeans would be a bit tight, and now after 3 months of using RadioSkool and dieting, I fit into a size 12 loosely! I'm very happy and recommend this to everyone! Trust me, you will not be disappointed after trying this for yourself. Debbie fae the 'Deen - Age 24 I have known about RadioSkool for years and would have never thought to go until I decided I needed something for my thighs now that I'm headed for my 30's. It is the best club night for getting my body in shape!! Forget the health club; my thighs have never been through such a workout. go now before it's too late!! John fae Cults - Age 28 WOW! ClubSnafu Friday 24th August 10pm - 3am 3 b4 11:30pm 5 after www.clubsnafu.com www.myspace.com/djkidProquo Good'een kPq

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