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Anyone else addicted to the online multiplayer?

I've just done my first prestige, got a k/d ratio of 1.92, w/l ratio of 4.5ish and I fucking love the MP40. A guy in my clan has a k/d ratio of 4.54 - demon!

Still fucking hate everyone using Juggernaut. Fannies.

Is this game worth getting without having live? I mean I intend on getting live but I don't know when?

Why Portland? What's the draw?

I do believe the correct term is fit's the crack?

I really didn't think i'd like this. But i've gotta say, it's nae half bad at a'!

That samples catchy as fuck however I think it ends ever slightly abrupt. Just my opinion however.

Utter bogging.

I remember hearing "letter from god to man" and just being bowled over by the sheer brilliance of it.

I would agree that it's in the best interests of the site to set rules in place to only sell tickets for face value and booking fee. Not only is it bad publicity for the site to be seen catering for ticket touts (not in anyway blaming you neil, blaming the twats who put up tickets for stupid prices) but it's also bad for local people and site users who want to see this gigs but cant. Granted, I haven't actually seen anyone on the site blatantly trying to make money from tickets as badly as the jimmy carr thread, but to try and dispell ticket touting can only be a good thing.

I wouldn't miss this for anything. Not only for the utterly cringeworthy banter, but for the magic too!

I don't know if it's been mentioned before on these forums, but just to reiterate...

THE LEMON TREE LOUNGE : Productions : Jerry Sadowitz

This will be a funny as fuck night, but definintly not for the easily offended!

Quick buck? What do you want me to do, keep the tickets and not sell them :/

I'm just trying to get rid of the tickets, I don't want 8 seats...

You're officially.

A pleb.

That's all.

Rathen, no and no...

I have front row seats, basically I made a major fuck up whilst purchasing the tickets. The ones I'm selling are what I thought were front row seats but then I realised it was the back of the stall and not the front! Panicing, I managed to get back on the HMT site and buy front row tickets that were still available!

So that's how I ended up with these tickets.. If you're not interested then would you kindly fuck off

Still doesn't explain why you're trying to make a quick buck off of your fuck up though, does it?

the band, the band, the band.

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Thanks for posting that man, I was really worried that the whole Peter situation wasn't resolved.

I nearly wrote that whole sentence without laughing.

I urge you, dear reader, to bathe in the warmth of Paul's chubby glow. My heart is at peace now - I only wish the same for you.

o_O

PAAAAAAAAAH!

Try fighting one off on expert, NOT good.

I abandoned my whole american team after they went whooping towards one with shotguns blazing. I then carryed on to the safe room on my tod.

Aye see that's probably why I find them so hard, i've never played the game on anything but expert.

Really? The witches are pretty piss easy to kill if you want to do them in. You can either throw a molotov from far away and blast them with the assault rifle from a distance, or you can do the trick that allows you to get the one hit kill achievement. Sneak up behind her, jump, look down and then shoot with the auto shotgun.

There is nothing more annoying than Zoey as an AI. She always seems to fuck things up for me (setting off cars with alarms, shooting boomers before butting them away first etc.)

Anyway, my Steam ID is 'rainbowbunny' if anyone fancies a game.

Aye there pretty easy to kill if you're prepared but if you stumble across one it can totally fuck you over!

Whee, another Emergenza!

edit : haha, this is excellent...

Seriously, why do people bother playing such ripoff events? Those text votes that they offer are equally scammy - 50p a text, they'll be getting at least 30p from each text in pure profit.

The 'prizes' are equally hilarious.

I saw YouTube - TAUBERTAL 2008 EMERGENZA FINAL and just couldn't help but share it. The guy at the start sums up every single event like these really.

If you bought them with the intention of laughing at jimmy carr then you're a penis.

Jimmy carr's shite

I haven't played the game yet but why are the witches so bad? Are they hellish to kill... or is it that you can't kill them? ?(

You can kill them but aye they tend to take more of a kicking than your average zombie. Plus it's just extremely annoying getting through a mental horde of zombies, carrying on for a little bit with very little ammo and health and hearing a witch moaning, waking it up accidentally and getting your arse kicked.

Although its got a random respawn thing on the game for the zombies I think so you could get to the same part of the mission and not find a witch there the next time, which is pretty cool.

I have both. I'll sell them for five grand each.

Nah i'm kidding. I've got some books with some regee beats in it though?

Yeah Left for Dead is pretty damn awesome. There's nothing worse than getting through a whoreload of zombies to hear a witch moaning. It's shite I tell you, and it's ruined many a mission!

"Would anyone like a free tv?..."

"Sure, but can you drop it past my house?"

Cheeky cunt

AC-DC are one of those bands i'd go see purely to say i'd gone and seen them. But for 55 to 60 quid for a ticket I'll have to give it a miss

Clutch are fucking awesome live. Caught them a few years ago supporting motorhead at the carling academy and was astonished.

local aberdeen electronic producers looking for musicians to create a futuristic sounding band, with elements of funk, hiphop, dubstep, drum n bass grooves.. think dark, dance, club.

members already:

lead vocalist and guitar fx player

guitarists, synths, and midi percussion player

computers, programming.

looking for:

experienced drummer with own quality equipment (either acoustic kit, or v drum) and fluent in the above genres, willing to experiment, and use additional midi triggers.

experienced bass player with own equipment and fx, also willing to experiment.

unique sounding female backing vocalist.

all applicants should have transport. rehearsals on weekends.

Would be really interested in having a wee jam with you guys but unfortunately I have no transport. I have my own bass equipment however and i'm constantly upgrading my pedals.

Joe satriani's 52!? o_O

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