Shaki

You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.

No, but neglect is neglect. Therefore, if you completely neglect to care for a living thing, you should be banned from taking care of them in the future.

For this reason I am operating a self imposed ban on ever owning another basil plant. 

Pet hate: I find basil plants hard to maintain. 

People often tell me my name makes me sound like a porn star and then say it in an American accent. 

I find the whole thing demeaning to women. 

I have 2 tickets for sale for this gig. PM if interested

I'm sure Jan meant Acid Jazz. 

Generally I am a big Jessie and cry all the time, although rarely at my own shit. It's a nice release. I always feel more emotional on planes and when hungover. I cried during a recent hangover at the slow clap bit at the end of Cool Runnings. I was so proud of them.

Me and the wife recently saw Brandi Carlile in concert and her lyrics tapped a well in me. I 'grut' the whole way through as did the Mrs. It was super gay.

2 version of Norwegian!

Thankfully only the Welsh, Irish and Norwegians (who demand 3 languages - English and 2 versions of Norwegian [bokmal and Nynorsk])

Government initiatives to keep minority languages alive by passing law that everything should be bilingual even though everyone understands English. Probably not something that affects many people but it regularly complicates my day and it costs a lot of taxpayers money (whilst creating lots of jobs in translation services).  

I've only had the opportunity to play the Lemon Tree once but that was really enjoyable. Our soundcheck was scheduled between 5.35 and 6.00 and that's exactly what happened. It was weird.

I love the Cellar. It makes me feel all warm and happy and is also near my flat. I was there twice last week and the sound was really good but of course you need someone to take responsibility. I hope it can continue to put on so many great gigs.

Downstairs is doing really well and I enjoy playing there. The sound was poor on Friday but I don't really know anything about these things so don't know why. I've seen other loud bands there and there was no problem with the sound. Everyone should come to this gig tomorrow night and hear for yourselves.

Drummonds is a bit of a dick magnet but for sound and layout is excellent.

I haven't been to the Tunnels since I saw Carson Wells there about 2 or 3 years ago (this gig didn't put me off - I just haven't had occasion to go back). Like Jan I used to love it back in the day but thinking of it now makes me feel cold. The draft beer was also dreadful for many years.  

Thanks Adam. I've never felt such pressure! The "I thought they were going to be shit but they're actually quite good" sentiment can only last so long. Really looking forward to this gig. 

In related news, I will be taking my large, unworn Das McManus T shirt down to the gig in the hope of swapping it for a medium. If I were to keep it could only be used as a nightie. Please advise if your returns policy will not cover this. 

I think it's a good question Milner. In this case after the event it exists in the public domain and so there will be consequences. 

I actually say horrendous things to myself in my flat and particularly in my car because I like the way they sound. I'd be disappointed if I lost my job over that but I might review my behaviour in light of this. 

CVs, not CV's. None of you are hired. 

I'd be as delighted to see the return of this as I would if Fugazi reformed and toured Europe.  

At my last job in the call centre we ended up having to ban all food from the call centre floor because one African girl kept bringing in these really strong smelling fish and rice dishes that she'd reheat in the microwave and eat at her desk. Every time she did it the whole floor stank of fish, and we couldn't just say "no fish" or whatever so we banned all food. Ruined it for everyone.

I would consider working in a call centre just for that bliss.

So are you against all desk eating? What sandwiches at lunchtime? Or reheated leftovers?

 

I once took in leftover Cullen Skink, heated it in the microwave and ate it at my desk. Stunk out a whole floor of Talisman House. Could smell it in the stairs.

You always seemed like such a responsible and respectful fellow until now. Anything that smells has got to be against common decency. I am against all desk eating except of course for my 3 o clock piece which I eat quietly.  

If AEW was sitting opposite me eating a banana that would be a whole new problem entirely and I'd be on here going on about "desk boners"

I hope you don't eat the apple in earshot though?

People who have their breakfast at their desks. You start the day at home and all your stuff is there - have your breakfast and then come to work! What's next? A queue to the toilets for teethbrushing?  We're paying you to eat your cornflakes here and the clatter of the spoon on the bowl is making me fucking crazy. I know there are some work breakfasters on here so let me just say this - I hope you choke.

(justifying the time spent writing this by the fact that I had breakfast at home)

I once handed in my notice and worked the four week notice period in my contract. Then, on my last day, I hardly did any work! 

I work with the future Mrs. Rae so I'll get my CD from her. Cheers.

I had a bit of free time and watched some of it and saw a song by Terrordactyl.

The whole thing looked well put together and is a great idea. Will check out the above video.

Will buy a copy of this. Enjoyed the launch at Downstairs. Solid performance. Not the sort of music I often listen to but I was belting out ELECTRIC HELL and will definitely give the album a listen.

Lucky will meet you at the airport with your itinerary. 

I went in November for a long weekend. I quite liked it. Hooring busy.