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And now this one. Silly Australians.

Im just going to leave this here.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j2A002Em8Yw

Roses are red

Violets are glorious

Don't try to surprise

Oscar Pistorious

I'm a construction manager for an oil services company.

When im in the UK i work 9ish to 4ish in the office depending on how im feeling and then the rest of the evening covering emails and calls. It's pretty much a 24/7 job which sucks but then at least im not bound to an office desk all day. Plus if i want to work at home i can do and nobody questions me on it. Having said that i travel for 3 weeks a month so if anybody ever tells me i don't work hard enough they can fuck right off.

My job enjoyment level is average, no more, no less.

H ha.  I don't know who you are but you are very observant.   I did say I was usual at work till at least 6pm.

You very kindly risked your life to provide me with boxes for moving house once.

9.30am till at least 6pm - Monday to Saturday.

I like my work - I am a self employed - never had a boss so can't negotiate shorter hours

Lies! I see you in there waaaaay past 6pm!

Aceic - been upgraded to business class for free for my flight back from Lagos on Friday. 7 hours of BAs finest cabin service awaits me, woohoo!

My supporter status hasn't been transferred, can somebody fix it for me please? Muchas gracias.

Hair straighteners? Fucking hair straighteners??!? Jake, i expected it of you but Adam, really? Neg rep binge coming up.

My next car is going to be a big fuck off jeep. I quite like Discovery's and Range Rovers.

Discoveries are great cars when they work. My bird has one of the Discovery 3s (we'll be getting rid of it next weekend) and it costs a fortune to run. It's constantly got something wrong with it and isn't cheap to fix when it does naff up.

What the fuck is this? Redneck wrestling?? I didn't even know that was a thing!

Um.... wow!

Thanks very much indeed for taking the time to write all that and source the links etc. There's some really great tourist fodder in there... I think that's our holiday sorted to be honest. I hesitate to use the phrase 'wide on' but I'm gonna show my girlfriend these links tonight and I think she'll be pretty excited.

Thanks again!

Is your bird fit? I think we'd all like to see some pictures of her (right ladz?) just to provide imagery for said wide on.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Treadwell#Conflicts_with_the_National_Park_Service

Tip: Do not type Timothy Treadwell bear attack into google images, I don't care if the images are fake they make you vomit.

I know you warned me but i still looked. No sleep for me tonight.