Old Gold

I hope that made sense btw.

Clear as the bible

Thanks for the interest everybody, but I'm currently off the market.

It's like waiting for a bloody bus eh.

Extras was fucking amazing.

Cheggers was clearly the highlight though.

'Still run by jews and queers is it?'

The man presented swapshop for godsake!

I stand corrected!

Still felt they weren't nearly as convincing in ..Look as they are in other projects.

Can't help but think it would have been better without a laughter track too.

An un-christening service would be deliciously ironic.

That's be a money swindling jaunt to match even Scientology

I was so disappointed by this.

The hospital drama bit was decent, but the rest was predictable, and totally inexcusable by the brains behind Peep Show.

If you didn't see it this week, don't waste your time with it next week.

Well' date=' it's said that during a locust induced crop famine, seagulls flew in and devoured the hungry insects, thus saving the human population from certain starvation.....????[/quote']

Aye, they missed out the part where they got their fish suppers snaffled.

Religions wonderful. Scientology's still my favourite.

They also "worship" seagulls.....?(

Eh??

They can have all the tea they want if they can explain their way round that one.

Catholic Churches and Nazi gold - please explain???

The Vatican was guilty of promoting the Nazis way of thinking during WWII. Helped conceal assets, promoted fascism, enjoyed handouts from their old chum Hitler etc etc. It's thought that a fair bit of the churches wealth is made up of Nazi cash.

Lots of wee stories dotted around, such as this one:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/735232.stm

This isn't exactly related to Mormons however. I'm not entirely sure if they had anything to do with the Nazis. Maybe they helped in their own way by invading British homes and consuming their tea rations...

fart machines

i think they could actually be the worst sounding "bass amp"s in the world

Montrose Academy's 'Badger' amps.

Nuff said.

I don't think anyone's ever breezed through the big book. Still, nice to know the Catholic church are always striving to change it for the current times (and thus ensuring their Nazi gold remains nicely topped up ).

I think they should get off the fence and publish a straight talking Bible, published in a similar style to the Beano.

Play it safe and put it on a table?

So you accuse the bible of being misogynistic and homophobic' date=' as if you represent the epitome of tolerance, yet feel the need to ridicule these people for their beliefs?[/quote']

Aye, I've got to admit that Ryan was pretty fair with that one. He didn't go to their home telling them about his desired method for getting into heaven.

Their method sucks, and I'm pretty sure even Stripey, the self proclaimed Devil's Advocate knows the drill.

The anti-genres get me the most. I assumed it would be a style of music that is completely adversed to the style of the original...

Yet anti-folk is just folk with a bit of snot.

I think a new forum is required.

red royals' date=' sterling what ever is the cheapest. but to be honset i would smoke anything.

(leave my self open for all you quick thinking non-somkers)

and need 4 in the morning before i work or i am a grumpy bastard all day.[/quote']

I'm pretty much even a smoker could muster the wit required for that one

Shit, I'm for it now.

I leave you for 2 minutes...

I'll accept my punishment graciously Herr Warden.

Sorry, thanks for the offer man, but I'm not into the heavy metal.

And my ego is notoriously big

I know i'm a bit early in asking... but what's a rough idea of stage times? or at least an end time for it all?

Wanting to avoid Kylie Minoise n all by any chance?

Rest of the gig should be corkin' however.

You'd think they'd give a pretty decent discount on tracks seeing as people are going to compulsively slot cash in the ol' pub jukebox anyway.

You can buy songs legally for a quid on your own computer and listen to them as many times as you want after all

...there's a song in there somewhere.

I've got a Dyson Vacuum for sale. My folks got a new hoover so I inherited their old one.

This means that my previous Dyson (older model which i recieved second hand from my gran) is on the market, like a fine classic car.

50 quid ONO. Pickup from Aberdeen at any time of day.

If you're a student, your parents will be very very impressed by this purchase, and might buy you things.

Classical music is one of those I can admire the complexity and intricacy of... although I'd rather dedicate my life to Scientology than listen to the stuff for any length of time.

At least power metals funny, y'know?

Cuban cigarettes are really sweet, but by God... they kill.