N.M "I'm presuming you're unfamiliar with the concept of humour then?" ... "We've got to speed things up in this hotel. Chef, if a guest orders a three-minute egg, give it to him in two minutes. If he orders a two-minute egg, give it to him in one minute. If he orders a one-minute egg, give him a chicken and let him work it out for himself." (Groucho Marks in A Night in Casablanca (movie)) I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying. (Woody Allen) Groucho Marks and Woody Allen, that's humour i can laugh at. Being patronising ain't humour dude its stupidity.