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I've had about 3 no shows and 2 shows in the past 18 months from him. When he's on form, it's amazing. Apparently, Edinburgh gig was absolutely fantastic, so fingers crossed for tonight.

Ignore that. The source was a dodgy Swiss interview from a free newspaper. Adam's (drummer) posted a MySpace bullitin (yesterday) saying everything would be fine, having previously been unsure whether the gigs would go ahead.

Sounds shit OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

Because my taste is better than yours.

I would rather smear my testicles in dog food and dangle them over a Peruvian river filled with piranas while peeing into it as those strange little fish swim up my piss and into my urethra before blowing up in a spikey ball to the size of apples, causing me to lose my genitalia than listen to Panic! At The Disco. Or Fall Out Boy, for that matter. And yes, I'm sure they aren't talented musicians; rather band-wagon jumpers who write music for emotionally (and aurally) retarded teenagers.

And again...

No one interested? BUMP

...to form band with myself (rhythm guitarist + lead singer) and fellow musician (lead guitarist + backing vocals). Must be keen, dedicated and able to play in time with other musicians. We'll probably start with covers, but I write music too. Influences - Velvet Underground, 1970s New York CBGB punk scene (ie, Stooges, New York Dolls, Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers), 1970s UK punk (ie, The Jam), Sonic Youth, The Libertines and so on. Drop me an email whirlwind.heat.flash@hotmail.co.uk if you're interested. The sooner we get replies the better!

I'm not saying we bottle the cunt. Just boo or ignore or whatever. He;'s not getting a warm reception though.

In case you're interested, this was set up by someone who used to be a huge fan, 'til all the scandalous behaviour came to light http://s12.invisionfree.com/TheDeadcoats/index.php It'll tell you everything you need to know.

Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam!

People will still go. And I'd love so much to boo him off stage. You have no idea how much I hate him. And anyway, boycotting gigs never works. People will always turn up.

OK I never post here usually, but a friend told me that THE REDCOATS are coming to Aberdeen on April 25th, playing Caf Drummonds. For those of you who are unaware of this band, they are a third rate Libertines-wannabe band. But that's not the point: the singer James Redcoat is a disgusting man. The Redcoats disbanded after he was caught having an sexual affair, outside his relationship with his girlfriend, with a 13 year old girl. He also used to threaten his girlfriend with physical violence and it was reported that he beat her and also beat bandmates. The man also is a faux-poet and thinks he's a bohemian when he's really just a talentless loser with a receding hair line. Furthermore, he tried to promote his band on the BNP's website. Being the naive fool he is, he didn't realise the BNP were a xenophobic, racist party, and his romantic views of Britain (borrowed heavily from a certain Mr Doherty), he thought, co-incided with theirs. Please please please let's give this man a proper Aberdonian welcome and let him know there's no room for paedophilic, woman beating, racist knobs up here. He's a complete dick. I shall be at the gig, along with as many friends as I can get to come to boo the guy off stage. He disgusts me.

Hah. Jokes.