FezMonkey

Oops, sorry. I'll change it;

NIN - The Hand That Feeds

Secta Rouge- 'One Small Hand'

An obvious choice;

System Of A Down - Boom!

One word answers aren't allowed.

Naughty naughty!

Made far too much batter, so I'm still eating pancakes.

My flatmate and I have had to come up with some interesting variations.

Best one so far was a savory melted cheese and red pepper pancake.

My 18th was ace. Tunnels 1 with L4, RHL and Edgar Prais.

Ditto. I had my 22nd in Tunnels 1 with Today We Fight, Hot Mangu, Radio Lucifer and some shite band.

Twas bonza!

Velvet Crush - 'Worst Enemy'

Rage Against The Machine - 'Know Your Enemy'

I totally agree, I love that name. It reminds me of Monkey Island and I have no idea why, he must sail a coffin at one point during one of the games and it's stuck in my subconcious somehow.

It's true. You go across a swamp in a coffin when you go to see the voodoo woman.

Back to the topic, the best name I heard recently was Bitchsplitter

Tragically vomitting it's way into......

Lemar - If there's any Justice

Biffy Clyro- 'There's No Such Thing As A Jaggy Snake'

Warren Zevon - Dirty Life and Times

The Mad Capsule Markets- 'Do Justice To Yourself Do Justice To My Life'

Dr. Demento - "Dirty Deeds done with Sheep"

Coheed & Cambria- 'The Lying Lies & Dirty Secrets of Miss Erica Court'

'Proper' as in 'I won't go home early because I'm a lightweight', you mean?

I thought you might bring that up.

In my defense I was still recovering from a nasty bout of the flu.

Don't know when I'll next be in the 'deen, but I'll certainly be up for the Fudge Awards

As could SPD Scone, we're now ready. I leave the rest to you...........

I don't put on gigs anymore. It's too much hassle and interrupts my lazy lifestyle.

But I'll speak to some folks and see if there's anything suitable coming up.

Long time no see. Need to get a proper drink with you guys

-x-

I must look like a right dumb bastard to you! sorry man! i'll take another shot at it.

Rainer Maria- Catastrophe keeps us together

Dear John- 'Keep Us Apart'

Indeed. It has to be more than one word

Beatles - Dear Prudence

Belle & Sebastian- 'Dear Catastrophe Waitress'

Donovan-'Poor Cow'

Led Zeppelin- 'Poor Tom'

Wonderstuff-Size Of A Cow

Aphex Twin- 'Cow Cud Is A Twin'

Mogwai - Burn Girl Prom Queen

Kyuss- 'Size Queen'

Placebo - English Summer Rain

Deftones- 'My Own Summer (Shove It)'

Atari Teenage Riot - The Future Of War

The Clash- 'English Civil War'

Arch Enemy - Dead Eyes See No Future

Norma Jean- 'Blueprints For Future Homes'

Joy Division - Dead Souls

Comeback Kid- 'Wake The Dead'

morrissey - satan rejected my soul

Can- 'Soul Desert'

Felt - I Will Die With My Head In Flames

Tool- 'Die Eier Von Satan'

Iron Maiden - Hooks In You

Neil Young- 'I Beleive In You'

Im also hoping to play in Dubai in the summer. Its even more difficult to get a gig.

I will be in Dubai this summer so keep me posted.

Alternatively you could just come down and play a gig in Glasgow.....