Lucius

I hate it when you go to a supermarket for your weekly shop and there is some sort of charity/youth group 'bagging' at the till. Not only have I to pay for my bags to be packed (something I quite happily do for free myself), but I have to engage in conversation about whatever fundraising they are working for...

I. just. don't. care.

The one time I let them pack my bags some lil scout bastard actually put my 4 pints of milk on top of my bread.

If they are gonna let kids pack bags they should at least have some form of training!

My first gig I was taken to was Gary Glitter at the AECC in 1990.

I was 12. He winked at me. At the time I thought it was innocent enough lol.

First proper gig I went to was Rocket from the Crypt at The Lemon Tree. I think i was 15 or 16.

I remember this was just after a big refurbishment and they were either the first or second gig since they re-opened. The trumpet played got a little carried away and punched a hole in a ceiling tile.

Best screen death scene I've ever seen was the opening of "Ghost Ship". 100 people in formal-wear simultaneously being chopped in half at the waist by razor wire. Just astonishingly good. It's just a pity the rest of the film was boring and predictable or it could have been a splatter-fest classic.

Yeah I love that scene too.

Especially when you see one guy trying to pull his intenstines back into his body.

Oh and the guy whos eyes are darting all over the place as he realises his heads been cut in half horizontally.

Apparently your going to need a second pedal for the GH Drums.

No idea how that will work with the Rockband drums?

A friend of a friend shagged the wrestler Shelton Benjamin when the WWE were in Aberdeen a few years ago. Apparently he's hung like a dormouse.

Shelton Benjamin is my mortal enemy!

He wasn't best pleased at my sign making skills.

Cobra Kai gets my vote!

How good did Marisa Tomei look in The Wrestler.

Never really found her that attractive before but Wow.

Except one scene where she bent over and spread wide in a Gstring.

I had to comment to my mate that you could actually see what she had for her last meal.

Went to Vue and watched The Wrestler.

It may very well be the best film I have ever seen.

Sack that - take the money!

I was messing about trying to get all the end achievement points and I saved the wrong ending otherwise I would have just let everyone die!

Do you get the dog back with the DLC?! I may have to pick this up again...

Yeah, once you are on the Island there is a tomb where you can sacrifice a random to get your dog back.

I've only played it for a few hours or so, but the dog pisses me off. I didn't realise there was a way to lose him!

When you complete the game choose the good ending that sacrifices all the people you lost so that everyone elses loved ones can come back to life.

I have had some extremely shit presents over the years from my dad.

I must admit I am a terrible shopper so I just skip it and ask people what they want.

One year he wanted a bread maker and the next he wanted a USB turntable. Both years I got him what he wanted. They weren't hugely expensive but still not cheap.

Now I know we don't give to recieve and that it's all about giving and being generous.

BOLLOCKS!!

I gave good gifts in the hope I would get something decent back.

The first year I got a novelty wooden clog with a can of Heineken in it and the next I got a Weird looking bottle of beer wearing a cowboy hat with a minature of tequila and a shot glass.

This year I got a Guinness gift box........I stopped drinking over a year ago!

Thanks guys.

I had wondered if pickpockets were going to be an issue.

There will be a few of us going round in a group so hopefully this will mean safety in numbers.

Already decided to stay away from Vatican City....not really my kind of thing.

Ok its not from Youtube but its still funny.

Peter Serafinowicz: 50 Impressions, 2 Mins from Peter Serafinowicz, dawsonbros, and Al_Campbell

I'm going to Rome next weekend and just wondered if anyone had any advice or any experiences they want to share.

I'm being sent there by my work and will have at least 2 days to myself to sightsee.

Has anyone else downloaded the new DLC?

Only just started playing it and am pleased I bought it already.

I got my dog back...yay!!!

After 6 I normally park on Marischal Street.

Mainly because its near my mates flat, cinema and The Moorings.

Even though I have an intense dislike for cats this was really fucking funny.

The hostel on cockburn street by the railway station is pretty cheap.

Snigger.

It's pronounced Coburn.....I should know as I have had to spend my life explaining it to people as its my surname.

Also my loving parents chose the most inappropriate name to stick in front of it. A name that can be shortened to hilarious ends. Well hilarious to almost everyone I ever met.

If it were shortened I would be forced to go through life with the name Dick Cockburn!

School was fun!

Hey Lucky, you have my mate Gareth on your bebo. Try giving him a message as he loves Adam & Joe.

Watched Role Models the other day.

Good film made great by possibly the best battle scene ever!

Touchy-feely people really annoy me.

Especially at this time of year.

Why do I have to shake hands/hug/kiss everyone just because its now 2009.

Can't I just say happy new year and wave fom across the room.

Talking of Father Ted does anyone else think of it when they see the advert for that album by The Priests?

I can't help picturing Father Ted, Dougal and Jack doing their own version...

The first time I saw that advert I honestly thought it was pisstake!

i think vault 87 is the one where you have to enter via some caves in Little Lamplight (its in the main questline)

and for "you gotta shoot them in the head" go to underworld, and speak to a goul called Mister Crowley (up the stairs to the right) he'll give you the mission

Yeah I suddenly realised I was being a twat about Vault 87 when replaying an old saved game.

"You gotta shoot them in the head" proved to be a short mission for me as I had already killed almost everyone on his list. I had been talking to Mr Crowley at night and you have to talk to him during the day to get the mission to start.

My only problem now is that I don't know how to get the Brotherhood to teach me to wear Power Armour.

Best left to the imagination...

Cant beat fantasizing over a cartoon character. I have always had the hots for Holly the Joker from Batman the animated series' sidekick.

Have I said too much?o_O

Don't you mean Harley Quinn?

If you do I agree 100%.....She's the only animated girl I ever fancied.

Also the best Catwoman ever.