Scorge

Being a lesbian sounds confusing.

Scorge's handy cut-out-and-keep picture guide as follows:

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shut it ya miserable stright edge wanker

Filthy junkie cunt.

Oh, get a fucking room.

I might head up for this gig, it does look rather fine.....

This is probably inappropriate, but fancy a shag?

:laughing:

My new badminton racquet. Reduced from 85 to 30, practically weightless yet scarily powerful, I have been going absolutely fucking postal on it...

Finishing second at the G Friday night poker game on my first go at it last night, despite spending 2/3rds of the game with next to sod-all in chips.

Kerching!

Jake throwing one of his 28g darts, yesterday:

Yeah, I'll have a piece of next Friday too min.

I've just signed up for a team in the Kincardine District league, first pub team I've played in for yooooonks. Dartboard going up in the spare room. I'll be playing like Sam in no time, SHAMONE.

I hope it's Michael Paton you're after, he'd do well to get a loan spell in Division One under his belt.

Nah, we've got Robert McHugh from Murderwell apparently, nae a clue about him TBH. At least Doolan has started banging a few more and there's a couple of decent youngsters like Shaun Fraser coming through.

Oh, and Jocky Fritzl is back as Stirling gaffer. Teckle!

The inevitable finally happened yesterday.

Liam Buchanan Leaves Firhill - Partick Thistle Football Club

I'd be surprised if DA don't win the league now.

Spy Hard - never got round to seeing this before: just after LN kicked it, I put this and Wrongfully Accused on me Lovefilm list. This was alright, nae a patch on the Naked Gun films but there's still plenty of guffaws to be had. 6/10.

The Killer Inside Me - been recommended this one, the friend in question said I'd enjoy the mysogny in it. Tongue-in-cheek, of course. I didn't take to it terribly much though, mainly because the accents took even longer to dial-in that the first time I watched The Wire. The ending is rubbish aswell. 4/10.

Oh, and this should probably be in the Ace-ic thread, but the real Leigh Griffiths blog got an update today. My sides hurt. A lot.

The REAL Leigh Griffiths Blog , for those late to the party.

I just call them K-C-G-CCWD-40 PFFFFF VZZZZZBXXXX. Slips off the tongue more easily.

And Jimmer can probably type it in 0.15 seconds on just his left hand, the talented cunt.

El Tel was cracking on Sportsound last night.

And we won! Elvis has left the cup! BANG

This thread is getting very mucky.

I FUCKING LOVE IT

The thing about posting impressive clips of yourself playing guitar like that is THAT IT REALLY MAKES ME WANT TO KNIFE YOU WITH MY MUTTON DAGGER YOU SEXY MAN-BITCH for being so gosh darn good.

Again, T E L T

No. It demonstrates that you are a fanny teasing, finger speedy freak of nature. Cunt.

Bwahaha.

T E L T

Pfft. I've still got a bigger dick than you.

So fucking NYAH.

I'm in desperate need of some decent hardware. Probably 3 boom stands What would someone recommend that is affordable and reliable. My Stagg hardware is just so, so bad. I remember fiddling with DW stands at a gig a few months back, it was so easy to use and sturdy as fuck! Pretty expensive though...

Value/quality balance wise, I would be leaning towards Mapex or Bigdog, if you're quite sharp I've seen them go quite cheap on Ebay, GAK might be worth a look too.

I heard he's on hiss wat to Peterhead

Goal!

I'm claiming the assist....

Looks like all the Goodwilie jokes I heard at badminton won't be getting on here!

(TBF you can probably work most of them out anyroad)

The man is a total arse regardless of whether it's true or not, that I will say., he'd be a perfect fit for R******.....

ISIHAC is great. I'm surprised that Alan Cynic hasn't attempted his own take on the Swanee Kazoo round at some point (or maybe I'm missing that CD?)...

I missed this first time round:

FFS, that's even worse than 2*10.

Oh, and PS:

I've just picked up a copy of 'All In The Game' dirt cheap on Ebay. There's at least one classic Ray Winstone 'faaackin' caaant' style rant, the type you just can't put a price on. Yas!