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JaseyBoi

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  1. I dont think i'm an over user of "lol".I simply used it to highlight the "Help" simply being for a fancy dress costume...Which lets face it is a damn funny fancy dress costume..Ha ha?.

    I still really want the one that was in the office but i can't afford it. roflcopter?

    Muhahahahahaha roflcopter, indeed what a bag of man yogurt that one is now thats gotta be worse than a "lol" .

  2. Ive seen them on the tv a few times but i simply cant find it.....

    Its a fancy dress costume that is an animal (various) where it looks like your sitting on it..but yer nae as your legs are the animals legs lol....

    Vague enough.....lol.....does anyone know where i can buy one.....and i'd love a link please :)

  3. I went to a party a few months after i left secondary school back in 1990.We were all very very drunk on our 20/20 and olde english cider when someone found 2 sets of old boxing gloves....After everyone fucking about and having a wee boxing match a guy who totally made my life hell came over to me and started being a pure dick...Aye just a pure dick like started tapping me on the forehead and wouldnt stop...As i put on the boxing gloves on and stood up the top of my head banged him right on the chin...

    Result: He ended up with 7 stitches in his chin i got a shag that night and a few days later i got a total kicking from him and 2 of his mates......Loved that party though i was a reet hero...

  4. Watched true grit......I seem to have seen a dfrent true grit from you guys as i thought it was pish.....Aye ok Hailee Steinfeld is a very good actress and jeff bridges a good actor but yaaawn i was soooo bored....

    This is simply my opinion, and im not saying dont watch it...different strokes for different folks an all that...

  5. Sutcliffes Selebrity Slaughter

    James Blunt

    Kirk Douglas

    Patrick Moore

    Prince Philip

    Denis Norden

    Eminem

    Nick Nolte

    David Hasselhoff

    Fidel Castro

    Nancy Reagan

    Terry Pratchett

    Sylvester Stallone

    Pamela Anderson

    Bez

    Shane MacGowan

    Clint Eastwood

    Robin Williams

    Andrew Lloyd Weber

    Queen Elizabeth

    James Archibald aka Jim Branning

    Joker David Hasselhoff

    And im aware i spelt celebrity with an S.

    OOps of course my joker made 21 Mabad. Sorted it changed my joker to the hoff.

  6. Whilst brushing my teeth in the mirror i was doing the back teeth with my chin pushed down kinda onto my upper chest and noticed i have a major double chin......So after this double cheeseburger from ashvale im on a diet........I'm nae doing any marathons or hill running though as i hate running......

  7. Sutcliffes Selebrity Slaughter

    James Blunt

    Kirk Douglas

    Patrick Moore

    Prince Philip

    Denis Norden

    Eminem

    Nick Nolte

    David Hasselhoff

    Fidel Castro

    Nancy Reagan

    Terry Pratchett

    Sylvester Stallone

    Pamela Anderson

    Bez

    Shane MacGowan

    Clint Eastwood

    Robin Williams

    Andrew Lloyd Weber

    Queen Elizabeth

    James Archibald aka Jim Branning

    Joker

    Russel crowe

    And im aware i spelt celebrity with an S.

  8. Eat less from burger vans.

    Like bux lower salt intake.

    Stop being a cunt.

    Stick in at work maybe get that promotion ive avoided in 2010

    Be less of a cunt

    Maybe just maybe work on my grammar

    Say im going to work on my gammar but in reality do fuck all about it as im an engineer nae a fucking english teacher.

    Try one day a month of nae being cunty.

  9. Just finished watching all the stargate series.....I'd never heard it of before january when i happened across one episode of stargate universe...I decided to watch all of season one of SGU then i was hooked...I then watched all the other stargate seasons arse about tit....After one season og SGU i then watched all 5 seasons of stargate atlantis which i totally enjoyed....I didnt really want to watch the original stargate (sg1) series as there was 10 seasons and 2 movies.....But after running out of things to watch i watched them and i loved them......If anyone has a spare year to watch all these i'd highly recommend them...

    All in all 11/10 for the entire stargate tv show's....

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