JaseyBoi

Boiled egg mashed up in a cup ...... STUNNING....

Recipe

4 eggs

A cup

Tadge of butter

Boil eggs to suit..Put in cup mash up with fork..Add a tadge of butter.......Tried it before with a pinch of paprika was just as good.........

EAT

Im under 30 and i havent given birth vaginally?.... Do i need a mooncup?

PS Jaseyboi, you need to pick a captain.

A captain or a joker?

Joker is Pamela Anderson

21 days in and no ones deed?....

Sutcliffes Life Giver List

Kirk Douglas

Ronnie Biggs

Prince Philip

Denis Norden

Eminem

Terry Wogan

Ian Paisley

Fidel Castro

Nancy Reagan

Terry Pratchett

Betty White

Pamela Anderson

Shaun ryder

Shane MacGowan

Clint Eastwood

Andrew Lloyd Weber

Gazza

Ian Holm

Christopher lee

Keith Richards

Its never to early to call us all pricks.....Happy new year one and all....

If you want to live be on my list

Looper? Now that film is a lot of shite.......Another Time travel film that makes zero sense (And jan when i say makes no sense that doesn't mean i didn't understand it)

But i did enjoy Dark Shadows so what do i know about films hahahaha.

Lawless was good. Bit blah blah in bits but still nae bad..

Put it in the microwave with a tiny glass of water........Beautiful

Ilearnt that my missus rubbed vicks on my feet the other night and i slept like a log.......After asking a few people they told me they had heard of this...I had not....So i decided to google it and even snopes have heard of it and havent ruled it as FALSE....

It has to be witch craft.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/homecure/vaporub.asp

We used to show each other our willy's...Some times we would even pee together..

Workaholics anyone?

Anyone watching Arrow? Im actually really enjoying it...

Did yr daughter understand it?

She enjoyed it.....Shes a fan of all 3 of them...Me i can take them or leave them..

Men In Black 3

Watched it with my daughter so it was good family movie.....Made absolutly zero sense though lol.........I hate time travel movies that make no fucking sense.....End of.

looks awsome.......very samey as olde one but still the trailor looks brilliant

sly stallone anyone?

LOTRO

My old phone was with 3 my new contract is also with 3....Its simply an upgrade so to speak....I was informed that the new micro sim and new contract is the exact same as old one....There should be no difference (im told) other than i get a fancy new gadget.......As i say when i phone 3 they tell me my new phone and contract are active and the old one isnt....Yet i phone me from home phone and old phone rings...

I recieved my new HTC 1 x on friday as i decided Iphones suck the bigone11..My problem though is though that i am staying with same provider just upgrading my contract...The HTC 1 x uses a micro sim not a standard sim....My phone works perfectly other than no signal lol.....I cant make or recieve phone calls on new phone...When i phone my number my old phone rings....I phoned my provider who informs me my contract has been totall swapped over yet again when i phone my number the old phone rings......I phoned my provider again and they insist my new phone and contract are active and my old contract is now finished...How can this be...Im totally confued by it all lol.

Any advice?

Robin Gibb is a legend ..

Well nearly 2 years later guess what i have again....Fuck fuck fuckity its saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare like...This time its attacked my right side and my neck...have no VOLUNTARY power of my right arm and i have major twitches in my neck and head....I honestly look like a mental case (well more of).