JaseyBoi

I think ive had the same list for a few years now...My luck if i change it they will all die so im sticking to what i have ... Surely some HAVE to die...

I didn't have him... I thought he died years ago

Last night i had egg in a cup... Beautiful... 

4 eggs boiled

notch of butter (nae margarine as it has more than 80% fuckknows and 90% dangleberrys)

1 cup

put yer eggs in the cup add a notch of butter mash up (but not to much)

Eat and enjoy... Been years since i had it and i cant believe i waited so long to eat it again) .. It was Lush.

I was gonna have toasted soldiers but at 38 years old i started getting paranoid if this was a step closer to pedophilia .

Paul Walker

He died to fast, Im furious.

Margarine needs a fat content of more than 80% but less than 90%.

You can't buy anything like that anymore.

I used to get asked for it all the time when I worked in asda, hence why I know.

People actually came up to you, asked for a spreadable material that was more than 80% fat content but less than 90%... Seems a bit technical to ask an asda worker lol... I usually just ask shit like fars yer breed...

QIXL Sometimes get it wrong so dont worry the UK still has margarine

Lorne sausage Tattie scone and peanut butter all in one sandwich is the stuff of gods... 

P's cheese always goes ontop ina sandwhich... And olives in anything on anything or simply olives suck donkey dick..that is actual fact not hearsay.

Macaroni pies can do one there boggin

Lasagne Pies are boggin

Macaroni and lasagne are awsome.

I'll do some points up tomorrow night.

Here's some help.. i have 0

I'm not a picky eater, but I don't really eat meat and hate cheese (yes, even on pizza, jeez internet, calm down) so that really limits the choices. I know it's entirely my own fault for not liking more stuff, but they didn't really have much that could be adapted. Then I asked for the vegan menu thinking it'd at least have a few pasta dishes or something and it ended up being like a child's menu and my choice was pretty much soup or spaghetti with tomato and basil sauce. Wahwahwa, I'm so oppressed etc. My parents enjoyed their food, though.

Im sorry, But i cant understand this... You dont eat meat or cheese?... What else is there left to eat if not meat or cheese?.... 

If i put them on my list they live... I may start a business out of it.

This is a white girl i found entertaining for all of 10 minutes before i deleted here

A few quotes directly from her page

"phones mashed hola my land line and can michelle rishi n slisha hola at me asap"

"Yeah ally courses r on track few buts paper work to sort dew banking issies need to b sorted today grrrr lol n my yard Is slowly but surly getting their got a nice decent sexy 1 in the pic all in all lifes sweeeeet right now"

"So your the Bitch that told the Bitch I'm a Bitch ! Well listen Bitch it takes a Bitch to know a Bitch..... BITCH"

"Happy new year to all my famalmaz love my peepz xxxx"

So i said just before i deleted her "White gurl plz"

How long do i need to sustain an erection...And just for your notes after ive finished it takes a FULL 7 minutes to go again.

WTF?

 

Pictures, please.

Ill take pictures tomorow...Just finished setting up a marine tank this evening...Fish going in is

x1 Coral Beauty

x2 Green Chromis

x1 Boxer shrimp

x4 hermit crabs

x6kg Live Rock

I collect tropical fish..What started as one tank in the hoose is now 50 tanks in the shed . . . 

http://www.cnn.com/2013/06/19/showbiz/james-gandolfini-obituary/index.html

RIP James Gandofini

Any website that uses a real human heart and a paintshop pro98 arrow going through it in my book is 100% factual

They got nazi's to play the german parts or they got germans to play the nazi parts?....And a heart attack gun?.....So you mean a strong Tazer?.

Kerry Katona parody bloody funny

The Queen is out of hospital....

These scammers are certainly moving on from the old prince of Nigeria emails!

Funny you mention a prince of nigeria..Ive recently sent away all my bank details house number and bank pin numbers...Im still awaiting my 31,00,000,000,000,00,00,00,00,00000,,,0000000 ....Ill check my bank again tomorow and keep you informed...

Maybe should have posted this sooner but i didnt so meh....

We will be meeting twice a month each month to share information and sell/trade in all things aqautic...Today for sale and trade will be all sorts of air filters pumps and various fish.......This club is a non profitable club and is run by members and hobbyists......If your intae fash and are looking for bargains then head over to 5 st machar drive.....Starts at 1pm...

Alternativly you can join Aberdeen Loves Aquatics on Facebook or The granite city fihkeepers club...Aberdeen loves aquatics has over 400 aberdeen and surrounding area folks that sell/share/trade in all manner of fishy stuff......

I work as a senior service technician for that comapny that do the 10k runs......My normal working hours are 8-5 but being a service company always ends up being 6amtill finish.....

I had egg in a cup AGAIN but i tried the Gordon Ramsay Recipe for it...I personally didnt taste a difference

Recipe

4 fucking eggs 

A fucking cup

Tadge of fucking butter

I tried this, but it was too crunchy for my liking.

Did you remove the shell.......My bad i didnt say you shoulda..