JaseyBoi

i see again you post about boobies i swear your dying to show the lads eh

Ill love you for a sneak preview

This post has went some what rancid with pure A/S/L

you will all be meeting up in @yahoo.chat soon

My last name is Morrison, so I'm often telling people about my connection with John Wayne.

Seeing as he was cool.

Does your family own the new shopping place on King Street? Morrison's

Im not so lucky ive got the same surname as THE yorkshire ripper. X-(

A

Alan Alda = Alphonso D'Abruzzo

Woody Allen = Allen Konigsberg

Muhammad Ali = Cassius Marcellus Clay, Jr.

Julie Andrews = Julia Elizabeth Wells

Fred Astaire = Frederick Austerlitz

Chet Atkins = Chester B. Atkins

Frankie Avalon = Francis Thomas Avalonne

B

Lauren Bacall = Betty Joan Perske

Anne Bancroft = Anna Maria Italiano

Brigitte Bardot = Camille Javal

Pat Benatar = Patricia Andrejewski

Tony Bennett = Anthony Benedetto

Jack Benny = Benjamin Kubelsky

Tom Berenger = Thomas Michael Moore

Chuck Berry = Charles Edward Anderson Berry

Billy The Kid = William H. Bonney

Robert Blake = Michael Gubitosi

Jon Bon Jovi = John Francis Bongiovi

Bono (U2) = Paul Hewson

Sonny Bono = Salvatore Phillip Bono

David Bowie = David Robert Jones

Boy George = George Alan O'Dowd

Charles Bronson = Charles Buchinski

Albert Brooks = Albert Einstein

Mel Brooks = Melvin Kaminsky

George Burns = Nathan Birnbaum

Ellen Burstyn = Edna Gilhooley

Richard Burton = Richard Jenkins

C

Nicholas Cage = Nicholas Coppola

Michael Cain = Maurice Micklewhite

Maria Callas = Maria Kalogeropoulos

Eric Carr (Kiss) - Paul Charles Caravello

Vikki Carr = Florencia Casillas

Ray Charles = Ray Charles Robinson

Chubby Checker = Ernest Evans

Cher = Cherilyn Sarkisian

Eric Clapton - Eric Patrick Clapp

Patsy Cline = Virginia Patterson Hensley

Claudette Colbert = Lily Chauchoin

Nat King Cole = Nathaniel Adams Coles

Chuck Connors = Kevin Joseph Connors

Robert Conrad = Conrad Robert Falk

Alice Cooper = Vincent Furnier

Gary Cooper = Frank James Cooper

David Copperfield = David Kotkin

Howard Cosell = Howard Cohen

Elvis Costello = Declan Patrick McManus

Lou Costello = Louis Cristillo

Joan Crawford = Lucille Le Sueur

Michael Crawford = Michael Dumble-Smith

Bing Crosby = Harry Lillis Crosby

Tom Cruise = Thomas Cruise Mapother IV

Tony Curtis = Bernard Schwartz

D

Rodney Dangerfield = Jacob Cohen

Bobby Darin = Walden Waldo Robert Cassotto

John Denver = John Henry Deutschendorf

Donovan = Donovan Phillip Leitch

Doris Day = Doris von Kappelhoff

James Dean = James Byron

John Denver = Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

Bo Derek = Mary Cathleen Collins

Danny DeVito = Daniel Michaeli

Angie Dickinson = Angeline Brown

Bo Diddley = Otha Elias Bates McDaniel

Vin Diesel = Mark Vincent

Phyllis Diller = Phyllis Driver

Fats Domino = Antoine Domino

Kirk Douglas = Issur Danielovitch

Bob Dylan = Robert Zimmerman

E

Sheena Easton = Sheena Shirley Orr

The Edge (U2) = David Howell Evans

Elvira = Cassandra Paterson

Eminem - Marshall Bruce Mathers III

Enya = Eithne Ni Bhraonain

David Essex = David Albert Cook

F

Morgan Fairchild = Patsy McClenny

Adam Faith = Terence Nelhams

Fatboy Slim = Quentin Cook (aka Norman Cook)

Sally Field = Sally Mahoney

W.C. Fields = William Claude Dukenfield

Jodie Foster = Alicia Christian Foster

Michael J. Fox = Michael Andrew Fox

Connie Francis = Concetta Rosa Maria Franconero

Billy Fury = Ronald Wycherley

G

Greta Garbo = Greta Gustafsson

Judy Garland = Frances Gumm

James Garner = James Bumgarner

Crystal Gayle = Brenda Gayle Webb

Bobbie Gentry = Roberta Streeter

Kathie Lee Gifford = Kathie Epstein

Whoopie Goldberg = Caryn Johnson

Cary Grant = Archibald Leach

H

Hammer = Stanley Kirk Burrell

Laurence Harvey = Laruschka Skikne

Rita Hayworth = Margarita Cansino

Jimi Hendrix = Johnny Allen Hendrix

Pee-Wee Herman = Paul Reubenfeld

Barbara Hershey = Barbara Herzstine

Hulk Hogan = Terry Gene Bollea

Billie Holliday = Eleanora Fagan

Buddy Holly = Charles Hardin Holley

Bob Hope = Leslie Townes Hope

Harry Houdini = Ehrich Weiss

Rock Hudson = Roy Scherer Jr.

Engelbert Humperdinck = Arnold George Dorsey

I

Janis Ian = Janis Eddy Fink

Ice Cube = Oshea Jackson

Ice-T = Tracy Morrow

Billy Idol = William Broad

Iggy Pop = James Jewell Osterberg, Jr.

Burl Ives = Burle Icle Ivanhoe

J

David Janssen = David Meyer

Elton John = Reginald Dwight

Don Johnson = Donald Wayne

Al Jolson = Asa Yoelson

Brian Jones (Rolling Stones) = Lewis Brian Hopkins-Jones

Jenny Jones = Janina Stranski

Tom Jones = Thomas Woodward

Wynonna Judd = Christina Ciminella

K

Boris Karloff = William Henry Pratt

Danny Kaye = David Kaminsky

Diane Keaton = Diane Hall

Michael Keaton = Michael Douglas

Chaka Khan = Carole Yvette Marie Stevens

Carole King = Carole Klein

Larry King = Larry Zeigler

Ben Kingsley = Krishna Banji

Nastassja Kinski = Nastassja Naksyznyski

Billy J Kramer (The Dakotas) = William H Ashton

Kris Kristofferson = Kris Carson

L

Cheryl Ladd = Cheryl Stoppelmoor

Veronica Lake = Constance Ockleman

Dorothy Lamour = Mary Kaumeyer

Michael Landon = Eugene Orowitz

Mario Lanza = Alfredo Arnold Cocozza

Queen Latifah = Dana Owens

Stan Laurel = Arthur Jefferson

Steve Lawrence = Sidney Leibowitz

Brenda Lee = Brenda Mae Tarpley

Bruce Lee = Lee Yuen Kam

Spike Lee = Shelton Jackson Lee

Jay Leno = James Douglas Muir Leno

Huey Lewis = Hugh Cregg

Jerry Lewis = Joseph Levitch

Liberace = Wladziu Lee Valentino

Jack Lord = John Joseph Ryan

Sophia Loren = Sophia Scicoloni

Peter Lorre = Laszio Lowenstein

Courtney Love = Michelle Harrison

Bela Lugosi = Bela Ferenc Blasko

Lulu = Marie Lawrie

M

Shirley MacLaine = Shirley Beaty

Elle MacPherson = Eleanor Gow

Madonna = Madonna Louise Ciccone

Lee Majors = Harvey Lee Yeary II

Karl Malden = Mladen Sekulovich

Mama Cass Elliot (Mamas & Papas) = Ellen Naomi Cohen

Manfred Mann = Manfred Lubowitz

Barry Manilow = Barry Alan Pincus

Jayne Mansfield = Vera Jane Palmer

Marilyn Manson = Brian Warner

Walter Matthau = Walter Matuschanskayasky

Dean Martin = Dino Crocetti

Groucho Marx = Julius Henry Marx

Meat Loaf = Marvin Lee Aday

Freddie Mercury (Queen) = Frederick Farookh Bulsara

Ethel Merman = Ethel Zimmerman

George Michael = Georgios Panayiotou

Joni Mitchell = Roberta Joan Anderson

Moby = Richard Melville Hall

Marilyn Monroe = Norma Jean Mortenson (later Baker)

Demi Moore = Demetria Guynes

Rita Moreno = Rosita Alverio

Harry Morgan = Harry Bratsburg

N

Chuck Norris = Carlos Ray

Andre Norton = Mary Alice Norton

Notorious B.I.G. = Christopher Wallace

O

Ozzy Osbourne = John Michael Osbourne

P

Jack Palance = Walter Palanuik

Bernadette Peters = Bernadette Lazzaro

Edith Piaf = Edith Giovanna Gassion

Slim Pickens = Louis Lindley

Mary Pickford = Gladys Smith

Stephanie Powers = Stefania Federkiewicz

Prince = Prince Rogers Nelson

R

Tony Randall = Leonard Rosenberg

Johnnie Ray = John Alvin

Donna Reed = Donna Belle Mullenger

Della Reese = Delloreese Patricia Early

Cliff Richard = Harry Rodger Webb

Joan Rivers = Joan Sandra Molinsky

Edward G. Robinson = Emmanuel Goldenberg

Sugar Ray Robinson = Walker Smith, Jr.

Ginger Rogers = Virginia McMath

Mickey Rooney = Joe Yule Jr.

Axl Rose (Guns N Roses) = William Bruce Rose

Johnny Rotten (Sex Pistols) = John Lydon

Winona Ryder = Winona Horowitz

S

Susan Sarandon = Susan Tomaling

Telly Savalas = Aristotle Savalas

Jane Seymour = Joyce Frankenberg

Del Shannon = Charles Weedon Westover

Omar Sharif = Michael Shalhoub

Charlie Sheen = Carlos Irwin Estevez

Martin Sheen = Ramon Estevez

Talia Shire = Talia Coppola

Sinbad = David Atkins

Eric Singer (Kiss) = Eric Mensinger

Slash = Saul Hudson

Slim Dusty = David Gordon Kirkpatrick

Dusty Springfield = Mary Isobel Catherine O'Brien

Suzanne Somers = Suzanne Mahoney

Robert Stack = Robert Modini

Barbara Stanwyck = Ruby Stevens

Sylvester Stallone = Michael Sylvester Enzio Stallone

Ringo Starr = Richard Starkey

Cat Stevens = Yusef Islam

Connie Stevens = Concetta Ingolia

Sting = Gordon Sumner

Donna Summer = La Donna Gaines

T

Mr. T = Lawrence Tero

Robert Taylor = Spangler Arlington Brugh

Danny Thomas = Muzyad Yakhoob

Tiny Tim = Herbert Khaury

Rip Torn = Elmore Rual Torn Jr.

Randy Travis = Randy Traywick

Sophie Tucker = Sophia Kalish

Tina Turner = Annie Mae Bullock

Mark Twain = Samuel Langhorne Clemens

Twiggy = Leslie Hornby

U

The Undertaker = Mark Calloway

V

Rudolph Valentino = Rudolpho D'Antonguolla

Frankie Valli (Four Seasons) = Frank Castelluccio

Sid Vicious = John Simon Ritchie

W

John Wayne = Marion Morrison

Sigourney Weaver = Susan Alexandra Weaver

Raquel Welch = Raquel Tejada

Gene Wilder = Jerome Silberman

Shelley Winters = Shirley Schrift

Stevie Wonder = Stevland Morris

Natalie Wood = Natasha Gurdin

Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones) = William Perks

Tammy Wynette = Wynette Pugh

Check Nion every actors name i mean pointless or what look at Michael J. Fox = Michael Andrew Fox

Btw did you realise why actors and generaly famous people originaly changed there names wasnt for a name with a ring to it it was simply because they were either jewish or simply from a race that wasnt fully accepted for its time..

Im on Uranus

Cheap joke but effective

Obviously didnt even click the links before making above post ... i mean thats what i love about this place so quick to judge very slow to appreciate..

lol

im in adbd-music chat room and wondered if anyone fancied a sunday morning game

You got an ip m8 ill join up give u a game of mario kart

done done done all i need now are ips

ok got all the games well bm3 and mariokart

Just cant get my damn joypad set up any suggestions?

japan is 110V 50 or 60HZ - we are 220V 50Hz ???? so no i cant cut the plug off at all

A japanese system will follow NTSC standard, but will not play american disks. A UK system would be PAL, so european disks wouldn't work either <--taken from some website and we all know the net never lies

http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/boundforglory/glory-exhibit.html

All genuine no photoshop etc.

all photos here are pre 1917 and were taken with 3 different coloured plates and then digitally combined

http://lcweb2.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/p?pp/prok:@band(color+rendering))

I found them all very interesting and think that photoshop could do 1 or 2 of them justice especialy some of the females

Senn these on another forums and found them well interesting as it gives us a glimpse of history in color

LOL

a phone box as in a big red phone box or you mean the box the phone came in as tbh £150 seems a tad dear fot that no?

id pay £150 for a big olde skool phone box tho

Ma missus bought my nephew a psp handheld from ebay for 170 so we send the paypal payment receive the PSP but its Feekin japanese says on the box For use in japan only so i contact her stating it didnt say this in her ebay advert.. she replies back ohhh sorry just simply cut the japanese plug off it and replace it with a 13amp UK standard plug ??????????????????????????????/ surely no feekin way is it as simple as this... as far as im aware we have electrical current dfrences have we not... surely if it was as easy as this everyone would buy everyhting from japan and the like as uk prices are higher....

Anyway i emailed her i await another reply is there anything i can do about this

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8240454880&sspagename=ADME:L:RTQ:UK:1

Is her ad on ebay and says no where its japanese software/Hardware even tells you to vivit the PSP Homepage which is not japanese..

What if in fact anything can i do about this .....

HELP (with the problem not my grammar)

didnt i already end this damn asda green blah blah wasnt my message clear enough then here it again

You got a dancin tallyban what bloody more do you want................

any ideas?

and another thing does anyone else have spazzy issues with there emulator and can anyone set there control pad up :swearing: :swearing:

'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

well lets be honest what else you gonna say

ROFL

Oh and my fav bit.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

HAHAHA

I wouldnt mind seeing a video of that

http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30625

x2?

Btw did u kno chuck norris real name is Carlos Ray

upto £25000 a year is when you are a senior driver for new drivers or 'Trainees' you can expect just over £5 an hour which im told after 8 weeks goes upto just over £6 an hour...........

Trainee bus drivers still drive normal buses with normal passengers just they have no experience ....yet they still drive the same as senior drivers just they have experience...sorry for swearing but arse about tit springs to mind.....

Btw these figures were obtained by a friend who was a bus driver for 1 year but that was 2 years ago.......

THE STRIKE IS CANCELLED

All buses will run as normal..late...full of tramps...3 at a time....

Seriously tho the strike has been called off

no mate no voilence towards the oposite sex is tolerable..If it happens walk away dont go grabbing pushing laying ontop of (in a non sexual way of course) ...This is what i was brought up to believe......

Can i just say that the wrist bone is not paper thin and a slight grab would not break it a firm grip and twist would..

Is this a friend of a friend this happened to mate... or was it you and the post is threw guilt?

accident or no accident dont retaliate just walk away as at the end of the day it dont matter if she battered u sensless broke both your legs and your arms people will only remember that u broke hers not that she crippled you!..

R-O-F-L

Now thats bloody funny

celebrating what' date=' exactly?[/quote']

Spending time with loved ones

Spending hard earned cah on loved ones

Getting time of work

The general good will feeling that happens around this time of year.

M8 honestly i have read all your posts and you do make valid points about greedy self obsessed fashists but this is your life and you choose what path you travel why make your own life so bitter because of others.......

Ignore the commercial hype that crimbo is these days and enjoy it for what you make it...

Again not having a go just feel you need love in your life or something (unless your a fourm whore who hates everything everyone else loves ?( ?( ?( ?( ?( ?( ?( ?(

as far as i can find out its only a 2 day strike sat & sun it bloody better be as im sitting up in altens on 12hr nightshift and need to get to b.o.d at 7am to my bed...

Any offers of a lift lol