JaseyBoi

I enjoy watching experienced participants in any activity striving for perfection

Id strive for something else dude as perfection cannot be reached F.A.C.T

Well last year a heap of my girl freinds were wantin to get dressed up for a night out in town...

The theme was cowgirls an indians...i thought this was ridiculas as halloween is all bout scary things...an cowgirls an indians was just a excuse to wear the most skimpiest thing possible...

SOOOO i turned up dresses as a indian...complete with big cloak an turban...an my face painted dark brown...

It turned a fair few heads...

Could get dressed up as a robot...2 big boxes an wrap them in silver paper...

Or you could come round mine and we could dress up as adam and eve and have a wee private party

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Im a smoker so i may be biased but i cant see how the government can totally ban smoking without interfering with peoples rights....

A pub with no smoking is like a swimming pool with its own urinating section............

Whats your thoughts?

genuinely just shed a little tear for richard there, don't really know what came over me.

Imnot generaly one for dissing people or slagging em for being weak but FFS thats unreal....Save your tears for ronnie barker ...........................................

Now no~doubt im gonna be told to get a life and "i need to get out more" but tbh as a child i was very sensitive and i feel blue peter didnt help me as i remember i sent heaps of pap to blue peter and never once did i get a badge... i even mentioned to my postman one day when her was round by with his family who all had 2 each............ he said he would look into it but alas still no badge..........

Me olde dad used to say i had more chance of getting a chocolate watch... has anyone ever seen a chocolate watch or should i make another post........ lol

Jamie,..... Jamie,...... Jamie and his magic torch

Does anyone else remember glen michaels cartoon cavalcade now that show rocked it even had a road show which i was taken to one time when i was 7 and i got lost so some fud took me on stage and glen michaels himself shouted over the mike for my mum and dad to come get me all the while i was bawling/greetin my eyes out and generally being a twat..............im glad i havent changed over the years

I got a Dunlop golf bag from Cash Converters for 3 - beat that!

I gave cash converters a dunlop golf bag for free

is it sick that my mum dressed me as my sister and my sister up as me when we was young ane halloween

i appear to have grown up ok (abait i like to wear wimens skanties)

and my sister is now my brother for real (3yrs on nhs for a barbara to become a Boaby)

Btw from reading the papers and ok ok sky news it looks like the tradional dress up will soon be a thing of the past....... The media now blame halloween for perfect peado activitys. And there pushing for it to be scrapped........

. Think of words ending in "-gry". "Angry" and "hungry" are two of them. There are only three words in "the English language." What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

The answer is language.

It is the third word of "the English language". The question needs to be spoken, otherwise the quotation marks give away the trick. This version apparently originated in 1996.

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2. "Angry" and "hungry" are two words in the English language that end in "-gry". "What" is the third word. The word is something that everyone uses everyday. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

The answer is what.

The question states that "what" is the third word, then it asks for the third word. Again this version needs to be spoken to be effective.

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3. There are three words in English that end in "gree." The first two are "angry" and "hungry," and if you've listened closely you'll agree that I've told you the third one.

The answer is agree.

It is a phonetic version of the riddle, asking for words that end in the sound "gree," but tricks people into thinking about the letters g-r-y by giving the two examples.

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4. There are three words in the English language that end in the letters g-r-y. Two are "hungry" and "angry." Everyone knows what the third word means, and everyone uses it every day. What is the third word?

The answer is energy.

The question asks for a word ending with the three letters g-r-y, but does not stipulate that they must be in that order.

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5. There are at least three words in the English language that end in g or y. One of them is "hungry," and another one is "angry." There is a third word, a short one, which you probably say every day. If you are listening carefully to everything I say, you just heard me say it three times. What is it?

The answer is say.

The question must be said in such a way that the word "or" sounds like the letter "r". Once more, to be effective it is crucial that this version is spoken rather than printed. This version is first known to have appeared in 1997.

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6. There are three words in the English language that end in "-gry." Two words that end in "-gry" are "hungry" and "angry." Everyone knows what the third word means, and everyone uses them every day. If you listened very carefully, I have already stated to you what the third word is. What are the three words that solve this riddle?

The answer is I am hungry.

The question asks for three words that end in "-gry", but does not say that they each must end in "-gry."

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7. There are three words in the English language that end in "-gry." One is "angry" and the other is "hungry." Everyone knows what the third one means and what it stands for. Everyone uses them every day. And if you listened carefully I've given you the third word, what is it?

The answer is three.

It is the third word in the question, and the rest of the question is irrelevant: a red herring designed to put the solver off.

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8. There are only three words in the English language, all adjectives, which end in "-gry." Two are "angry" and "hungry"; the third word describes the state of the world today. What is it?

what is the most stupid thing you have ever done?

read this

id just like to add that we are in no way trying to steal abdnMusics forum users... if it is seen as wrong plz dont hesitate to delete both these posts but dont ban us from here as tbh here rox.....

The new webby of ours we are simmply wanting to attract a general type of user we want peeps with attitude (but no neds) we want people who dont mind political incorrectness (but no neds) we want you to eventualy enjoy visiting our site on a daily basis to either RANT or simply get the banter

We all from aberdeen and our site isnt elite.. we aint a bumnch of nerds (or neds) well we kinda have 1 ned but he swears after hes sold his nova and burnt his burbery cap hes gonna go straight ........

Oue forums dont have a single musik or bands section so no need to visit if you want booking details or band dates.......HERE is the place for that......

kinda way of the whole point of the post tho isnt it

I mean who actually cares how an individual spells tbh.... doesnt make u a bad person using there instead of thier........ We have more pressing issues in life than how peepz spell pronounce END OF...........(every damn post is the same )

Ollie.J. the worst is when they talk about the weather.

Oi i work in weather lol www.weathernews.com

Im bloody gutted i read all above post thinking it was about fashion.............. not 1 hot tip for this winters must have fashion..........

No Joke was sitting on the number1 bus coming from the b.o.d to toon when some random old pish and biscuit stinking wifey asked why my hair was so long (im no hippy) and so unkept

I mean what was i meant to say............ i didnt actually SAY anything but i think me drop kiking her 3 times told her all she needed to know

i mean the old folks of today

"Yes my child swallow it all and ill make sure you go to heaven"

"Yes i know judas i cant believe TakeThat wont be making a come-back either"

SEE god doesnt love everyone he hates smokers HAHAHAHA

Have i taken it to far?

made me laugh

Am i banned now heehee

http://www.jobcentreplus.gov.uk/cms.asp?Page=/Home

Failing that type local job vacancy's in aberdeen into google .................. i tell thee this T'internet is the mutts nutts

Just as Quincy was about to win, Columbo would say "Err Just one more thing..." and punch Quincy to the ground.

CLASSSSSS

As a side note, you might want to start speaking like a human or something. People already, undoubtably hate you.

You talking to me boi

if so i couldnt give to flying fucks who hates/likes me i aint here to impress ya all into liking me im here to get the banter with fello aberdonians

if you didnt mean me

Hi hows you?

i mean no offence with my term "forum freaks" im the biggest one if im honest

forum freaks for the winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

ahhh its all becoming clearer your a women ,,,,,, you foned his mobile he was on another call u took this as he was ignoring you and now its blown up to the extent where all these young forums freaks can debate on your pickle

fook go to chippur get a battered mars bar and have a wee greet at hame................

i agree to a certain extend to the original post on this thread i mean if it aint broke dont fix it...

its like these new bands that get a number 1 single and think " aha we got a number 1 with our last song so lets make our second third and fourth single sound exactly the same just dfrent words"

i loved all the old marvel comics but look how easy it was for hollywood to basterdise em the sooner we forget daredevil and spider man 2004 the better..............

wat happened in the 80,s should stay in the 80's is all i have to say on the 80's sheelsuits mullets and girls with short blonde hair (reta sue and bob 2 stylee)

lol

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will

be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was

the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English

spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in

plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make

the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up

konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the

troublesome "ph" will be replaced with

"f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to

reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always

ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is

disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with

"z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining

"ou" and after ziz fifz yer,ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu

understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter

ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

ROFL

I am 1% Emo.

Anti-Emo ...hrmph.

WOW dude was it you that wrote this emo Q&A spreadsheet or you just the coolest non emo person to ever take the test

oh how it knows me