John C

i think elmo learned the lesson 'dont mess with red-heads!'

i wonder if he still tickles though

killed to death.....

i like my version better

its a modern day tickle me elmo!

yeah but with more red fuzz!

http://www.mrandmrswheatley.co.uk/cunningstunt.html

christ i nearly fell off my chair laughing at that!

but i dont think i'v seen a dummy look that good since "the intruder"

that film kicked ass

Isn't she always?

well not really...

sometimes its sharon

haha kirsty's feeling your arse!

Aye' date=' they'd run through yer legs[/color']

the one in red might just be the perfect height for a blo... i think i'l stop there

i really wanna play basketball against these little guys

probably still wouldnt win though

mole just said he eats midgets coz they'r like chicken... but bigger, they dont taste like everything though.

end of an era...well close

why's it the end of an era?

did someone finally get round to giving gumpy the death penalty?

holy shit this is an awesome little thing (and no i didnt just look down/or up depending on if i'm doing a handstand)

http://grant.robinson.name/projects/montage%2Da%2Dgoogle/

basically type in whatever you want and this thing will make a montage of the images it finds on google.

handy for rico as we all know he is "the king of seaching" for random stuff

im guessing it will be a bugger king today...or maybe a healthy bakers oven...oh the possiblities

hmm... well we could have gone to triple kirks... if you didnt get yourself banned!

all you need is 2 eggs,milk (optional), bacon, cheese, ham and naan bread... and a clean plate, hard to find in rass's flat.

cut the bacon up into little bits, fry it up til it looks yummy.

crack the eggs into a bowl, add milk if you want.

cut the cheese into ltle bits aswell as the ham (keep seperate)

pour the eggs over the bacon and add the cheese

stir until goopy/eggs look almost done

add the ham

keep stirring to mix the ham with everything else, then pour it all over a naan bread, on a plate of course

its the poifect thing if you forgot to buy pizza/chips after a night out. oh yeah and it only takes like 7 minutes to cook

rass how awesome was that scrambled eggs/omlette thing? i'v had it like 5/6 times since we first made it.

go here http://members.aol.com/Valdes379/EmoGame.html and find a gay emo name for gumpy!

i already posted this in the wasteland, without the gay emo bit though. thought it'd be funnier for the splat metaaaaaaaaalers out there!

i was trying to find something to slag gumpy off with, so i typed emo band into google and it came out with this

http://members.aol.com/Valdes379/EmoGame.html

the funniest name i found was "sweater brazil"

happy birthday man

and you can pretend you were at the fudge awards if you imagine yourself in the background

have a METaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaL day!!!

yeah that second picture who would you think would put that on here? hmm lemme see

ah who'd have thought youd be afraid of clowns?

heh just be glad its not IT!

Gumpy? He came over what?

usually its my face but that time it was a nice pearl-necklace

oh yeah forgot to add money, cant seem to find any these days

hmmm who'd have thought gumpy would be undecided when he was older too

this is what happens when you type gumpy into google

cds/dvds always seem to lose them, infact anything that goes into my room i never see again... it took 2 weeks to find gumpy last time he came over.

"put the grrill on, get some cheese on toast on the go.

do you want chutney on that?

oh no dont go mad!"

shit i knew watching bill bailey again last night was a bad idea.

Ergo, vis--vis, Concordantly!!!

Will Ferrell as The Architect, Genius!

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/7549/

theres the link to the mtv matrix parody for anyone who wants a look

ps: if the link doesnt work, call me an asshole! if it does, what the hell, call me an asshole anyways!

yeah man happy birthday and well done on the fudge awards, that was awesome! whatever happened to those elephants by the way?

Looks like Rico got alot of lovin'...

i wondered why gumpy was touching my face and laughing this morning!