John C

emperor palpatine this means i have a bad complection and need to use what princess leia uses. oh and i'm an evil mutherfunka apparently

Good. Don't forget it.

Actually there's a slim possibility I may be at the Circus that flies tonight' date=' but otherwise I'll get Johnwise to hunt you down.

And eat you.[/color']

i wouldnt eat him, his beard might get caught in my teeth

this is my best star wars toy. halloween wouldnt have been the same without it.

you know rachie's just gonna get caught and chained up in a metal bikini

err a bit like this...

if i have money by then, you knows me and gumpy'l be there

RAAAARRR!!!

well now its cut off

where are you gonna find MJ's surgeon?

*Sneezes* Grplah. I need a new nose

Anyone want to give me theirs?

i think you should keep yours' date=' we dont know who's been touching it

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raaaaar!

corn: I wanna see everyone's lion face!

crowd:

Raaaaar!

(blame cloud)

cloud lives in a cupboard in the park. it can be moved anywhere he wants. it has a hole in it so he can see the children playing

oh yeah' date=' thats a weird cartoon but look what i found while searching about the net. that horny little man gets every where!

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I have to admit' date=' ET does have a very large head.[/color']

well only drew and that kid in the long johns would know

bet he used his mind games to touch them

drew barrymore does....

is it just me who watches ET' date=' points at drew barrymore and sings

"your gonna be a druggY![/quote']

not at all man, i regularly shout at these three

and last but not least the biggest junkie of them all

when i was in primary 4 i had a speech impediment. i couldnt say "sh" it would always come out as "ss". my teachers name was mrs shand, which didnt help matters. one day half way through the year she started shouting at me coz i wasn't saying her name right. then sent me to a speech therapist. thank fuck she was such a bitch actually coz without her i'd probably still be saying "sit" instead of "shit".

me too!!

yeah but your still scared of ET!

for as long as i can remember i'v had a phobia of spiders

thought as much

how cool is this ------>

nice one gumpy, never knew you were into beastiality though.

you dirty emo fag

edit: mole told me to write the emo fag bit... sorry... i'm not gonna say your not dirty though!

because of the growing popularity of the bassments newest barman (none other than black atom's rass) they have decided to change their name to this

when she wakes up in the morning.

aww she even had time to put her make-up on

i wish i hadn't shown you that video now. coz now i cant get the image of carol getting humped by richard with the big clock counting down to whiteley's errm 9 letters - discharge.

you think carol's trying to tell richard something

He's moved onto whips and chains instead.

yer you should have seen his face when that electric thing was out

that was probably the best night out i'v ever had in shulu, wish i'd made more of an effore like but i enjoyed it all the same.

well done to all that were involved, oh and cheers to rach for persuading me to shift off my arse and go to it.

that was awesome

rass or legolass

obviously rachie's a push over for men (or women) with one eyebrow

if this gets made into a real life sitcom, i can see cloud playing the lead (wearing the poncho of course)

thats prolly the last one, thank fuck.

but one of my tutors is letting me use the one of rass for an assignment tho. fuck yeah