Skull Commander

One of you PC savy chaps needs to make a gif of the crab guy. This isn't a real band, right?

That crab stance is amazing. I'm lost for words.

I remember seeing a CD in a 2nd hand shop in Edinburgh called 'Steel Pole', the inner sleeve artwork depicting Pete Steele displaying his rather large erect manhood. I suspect it was a bootleg and I believe he did a shoot for Playgirl or somesuch so I imagine that's where the pics came from. I didn't buy it in any case, too much information...

ROAR!!!!

Pro Tip: This game can be had for a crisp tenner at the moment in Asda Dyce (Xbox360)

Pete Steele's cock is a force to be reckoned with...

Haddaway?

Capcom need to get the Alien Vs Predator arcade game from the 90's onto Xbox live arcade or something. I loved that game when it was in Leisureland in Bridge Street.

TBH I've yet to have a good night in Korova, it sucks in a variety of ways, not least the annoying layout. Plus the last night I was in the whole downstairs was packed full of the little sputums that usually live on top of the St Nich. I reckon the average age of the punters was about 16. You could hardly breath for the smell of Clearasil, there was spots and bad floppy haircuts in every direction.

I am in full agreement. I went there for a couple of drinks and it was like being a teacher at a school disco. Everyone looked like they were members of Enter Shakari or something!

The wife and myself were buying some beer the other week in Asda when we were asked for ID. I was taken aback and the woman said it's because we both looked under 25.

We are both 31!o_O

Most importantly is there now toilet roll in the lavy?

Who does that leave from the original lineup then?

Just the "Bald Maestro" himself. Billy and Jimmy WERE the band as far as I am concerend, and without Jimmy Billy should just call it a day. He already said he doesn't plan anymore albums so what's the point?

You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank

...getting raped

I think Mirrors Edge is a real marmite game. Personally I wasn't keen on it, but those that enjoy it say the real value is in the time trials.

Guitar Hero is a good suggestion. A score attack competition perhaps on set songs?

Sounds interesting. 10 isn't an issue since it's all for a good cause. As for other games to play, how about Halo 3, one of the Call of Duty games, Fifa 09 and maybe something retro like Snes Mario Kart, as to attract a wider variety of people.

Yep. She was on some panel show a while ago too and came across really well.

Is this a thinly veiled wanking reference?

I used to play the Neo Geo in Solid Gold too. I remember playing a side scrolling beat 'em up called "Mutation Nation". At the time there was nothing to come close to it in terms of graphics.

Also Leisureland in Bridge Street used to have a few Neo Geo cabs, and at various points it had some great games like Samurai Shodown 1&2, the Art of Fighting, King of the Fighters 94, and there always seemed to be a footy game of some description there (Super Sidekicks I think). I wish that place still had videogames

Actually I never knew anyone who had a Neo Geo just people who use to crowd into Solid Gold on Holburn and play it there.

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I'v got one!!

I'm the same, I just can't get the knack for it.

Does anyone know why vega can take off his mask and claw thing? Does it have any actual advantage to him to do so? ?(

There is commands to do these moves (check the ingame moves list). I'm not too sure if removing the claw has any benefit, but a mask removal will grant the player 25% extra damage on all attacks, but it means you take more punishment as well.

What is this, some kind of Al Qaeda recruitment video?

Fuck.

Someone please say this is an elaborate comedy show sketch?!?!? This video cannot be real...

I heard that advert on the radio too...

Forgot about him, but 99% of the TITP line up is awful.

I'm no Springsteen fan, but his presence at Glastonbury already elevates it above the non more boring T in the Park line up.

If you dropped a big bomb on this years TITP you could wipe out a whole lot of pain...

As per usual I'm up for some fighting action. Skull Commander is the gaming tag on the 360. At the moment I'm favouring the charge characters like Balrog, Bison, Vega, Guile and Honda. Also playing on a stick as I just can't use a pad anymore.