Bodast

Germany (the country you chose to latch on to and has nothing to do with you) lost to Spain, another country which has nothing to do with you, and beat the country that deserved it more and beat them fair and square. The German defence, which is nothing to do with you, did not defend at all well and hence is the reason for their, not your, defeat, should be returning home asking questions for their, not your, defeat.

It's probably a bit rubbish being a fan of another country... you suffer and glory with them but in general there's nobody to do it with, or people don't take you seriously.. but if he wants to, it's his choice to identify himself with them and call them his own. ?( I'd like to reach a stage where I could call the Czech team "we" without feeling like I was intruding on something.

GG Allin - suck my ass it smells

Anajo - Herz Ass

Isn't she a religious girl who discovers this 'gift' and uses it to punish people?

I want to see it! Did she find the teeth herself? Did she mistake wisdom teeth feelings for period pains?

Yes, a new season, a new band, a new musical mission, emission!

The band! DICING

The album! Collared Petrel

1. Fenit Island

2. Shipka Saddle

3. Wilbert (bishop)

4. Kestrel

5. Grattepanche

6. 1908-09 Missouri Tigers men's basketball team

7. Ampelokipoi, Patras

8. The Partridge Family

9. Provinces of Chile

This album was mostly written on my thoughtful travels of the world. Many lyrics borrowed from my journals, the melancholy ponderings of a poet/artist/twitcher with no fixed home. Track six is an obnoxious and out-of-place solo by the pushy bassist, please excuse.

Oh waaauu...

Having licked my Czech wounds, maybe Turkey are cool. Not that I like them. I just admire them.

Mark Lawrenson is becoming the most angry man in the world. The young lad who presents on ITV said something about how Switzerland should be better because of their placing between France and Italy and he turned round and half barked 'What's that got to do with football?'. I thought he was going to nut him.

To be fair he was right though, why the fuck would Switzerland be a great team because they're beside France and Italy?

Maybe because football having a high cultural importance encourages more kids to play which leads to better competition and higher quality (which played a part in Italy and France having (in the not so distant past _) top teams) and the fact that countries which are next to one another are often similar culturally...

but yeah, it was pretty irrelevant.

My measurements are 36-31-39 and I am fertile.

Call me 07973 637678

a hammond organ...30

..including delivery?

*crawls into hole*

*dies*

I love you still, Jankulovski and co.

Niiice, Diesel!

I sometimes find good stuff by "Genisis" that's otherwise undiscovered.

Switzerland 1-1 Portugal

A bold prediction! I think Portugal's fourth string team would probs beat Switzerland..

I love Zdenek! He's so wonderfully sensible/boring. In position; win ball; simple ball up line.

Yeah! But he's great... And he totally loves that role. In the 2006 team lineup thing from the Czech paper, they were all characterised by a phrase, and his was "calm water" and then I saw an interview on youtube where they asked him to describe himself in three adjectives and he said, "uh... well, calm... really focussed on football/into doing whatever is needed for the game... and.. that's it." He's so cute though And he tends to grin like a little goon when everyone else looks solemn.

*Ha, the Czech for "calm water" was "tich voda"... guess normally they would say something like vžn (serious). Or, he plays without nonsense, Hraje bez nesmyslu.

Oh, I had Russia to win 2-0 and Kalashnikov to score.

But tomorrow the Czechs to win 3-0!

edit: TODAY! I can't wait. Jankulovski is going to be so charming today, I just know it. And Grygera is like Helen of Troy.

what you want to do is put all your money on a safe bet like italy to beat romania and watch them completely bottle it and that'll put you off betting again

I can see through your mazy rhetoric! You're advising me to put 500 on Greece beating Spain next week.

It is done.

Omg. All these cash wins flying through the air and my moderate amount of correct guesses so far is encouraging me to gamble some more. But I just did my first one ever, I was thinking about breaking myself in gently.

money..

Wow, nice! I only saw the second half but Croatia were solid! Not sure if Schweinsteiger deserved a red for that one thing, but he's a dick all the time so he probably deserved it overall.

Balls. I was hoping the Czechs would pull off a win today. I bet on Germany losing the final (to the Czechs, in my mind) and then realised how the crappy setup worked - I have inadvertantly pitched financial gain against purity of support and it's terrible! I suppose now I'd like to see Germany knocked out in the semis rather than before, so... mon Croatia.. (yes, yes, that would work nicely, as I would also love to see Portugal wither under the thick-browed gaze of Philipp Lahm.. )

It does look like a rabbit...

I gave a lap dance to my neighbour because I was high.

totally worth having my identity stolen 8-)

A recklessness typical of Leos.

Discourse on Hiding One's Identity

I quieten these thoughts by berating myself for being conceited enough to think someone might track me down me online (and then add a few details and records to my own file of internet stalkees).

I fell in love with my dad!

And obviously I'm the type not to wear clothes.

The same stuff as I listen to usually, and it doesn't work.

Spicy Italian sub, was perfect except that they were out of Smarties cookies with which to accompany it. But we have to allow people these failings at times. 9/10.

I am very excited. I'll support the Czechs; though I don't think they as good this year as they have been, I still think they can win, and I'm looking forward to watching Germany and Netherlands too.

I woke up at 11, went to read 17th century French soft porn in the library til it closed at four then went and bought 14 packs of Euro 2008 paninis and stuck them in, posted away some doubles I had sold on ebay, bumped into a friend and went to Subway, went back to mine with him and we ate some doughnuts and played a game, then sat trying to read some grammar book and talking on MSN, then I went to bed.