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i did not read it in the daily star you cunt of the highest order. you are the typical aberdeen-music twat who thinks he has a superior intellect and therefore talks in the most patronising manner you can. the woman in question was raped in russel brands flat he was renting in edinburgh and police are wanting to question his involvement in the alleged incident. no doubt you will make some remark about my grammar before trying to prove i really am an idiot. by the way i intentionally set out to achieve a reaction from this thread, hence the use of the phrase "crying rape" and so forth. i love aberdeen-music.

The mans obviously a cock but a rapist? too many women crying rape these days looking for some easy cash from the sun. however if it gets the cunt off the tv ill happily support her throughout the legal processions

russel also said he would be happy to cooperate with police once he gets back from holiday. so if im on holiday and accused of rape the police will be happy to let me soak up a few more rays before they question me about one of the most serious crimes there is? what the fuck is this country coming to, fucking celebs get away with anything. for example pete fuck face doherty avoided jail again today because of his good efforts.......................................sigh

he got stung in the chest by the barb and it made a hole in his heart which is why he died, none of this poison talk. the man was a fucking legend, in the words of will greenwood he had balls as big as a house. a geniune one off top geezer who fucking loved animals and got millions of people around the world interested in the less cuddly animals and despite his thumb up the arse tactics he did educate aswel as entertain. im gonna miss steve irwin. rip. the crocodile hunter film was fucking terrible though

i dont understand why the union in the centre of town is shit? i hear theres gonna be shops and stuff in the hub? i can almost guarantee its shit and shoddy

lol sorry, long week at work and dont like it when someone ridicules me. i retract my last statement as it was slightly OTT

fuckwit ive had a SONY ERICSSON for three years, not a w800i for three years. anyone who has problems with sony mobiles are either A) a retard or B) a retard.

i have a sony w800i mobile and have had no problems with it at all. people complain about the software but the software is also a piece of piss to use and again has given me no problems. just thought id speak up and defend sony mobile phones because ive had one for about 3 years and they are fucking ace. sonic stage is also a bit tedious but ive used it for years and once you work out its quirks it works just fine and i find its very reliable.

ha ha ha hes ripped. id fuck him and im hetro and in a relationship

I dont really like golf or play golf but fair play to Tiger after his dad dying. First time ive ever wanted him to win something

i love this program, my mum and dad lived in canada for a while and i got into it over there, returned home and downloaded every episode i could. bubbles and ricky are fucking quality!

why's matt groening?

i thought a name game could be fun, for example Ji-sung Park (man u player). can ji-sung park? the fun begins!

A man attempts to sue Michael Jordan because he looks like him.....?(

http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/5766288?FSO1&ATT=HMA

i thought it was shit but its all a matter of opinion!

makes sense, we invented everything else!

as was expected the game play is superb however the big heads are annoying as fuck and noticed lots of glitches with the goal keeping, such as the ball going about 5 yards wide but being magically pulled in to the goal keepers hand

scott mills was banging on about this last summer, barry scott is a just a made up person. they spoke to the actor who played him, cant remember his real name.

HA HA HA HA HA love his cover up! "what a gorgeous face", nice one noel

if anyone is like me and cant be arsed waiting and have too much time on your hands go here http://nei.gfunk.org/ and you can download the episodes as they are shown in australia, enjoy

Found this clip of noel edmonds pretending to be a spaz on deal or no deal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WIy3E1bYtE&search=Noel%20Edmonds%20Deal

made me laugh then swiftly followed by the feeling of, what is he doing!

please please please please stop having a go at sony over the playstation 3. for fuck sake its not even out yet and not one person on this forum has played one. i cant believe there is 3 pages of debate over something which in truth, noone knows fuck all about. if anyone is a fan of the playstation they will be aware about similar shit stirring before the playstation 2 came out "its gonna cos 500" and so on. just bide your time and see what happens. if its super pricey just dont buy one, dont give in to the big evil corperations man!

this film is terrible, do not waste your money going to see it.

i have return of the saint, its a treat

txt alert is "im old gregg" and new ringtone is the theme tune from sanford and son

the tempo isnt similar at all, they have speeded up tom petty to make it fit. mary janes last dance is a slow song. tom petty is also amazing

Jeremy Kyles "brave kids special", just about to bite into a poppy seed bagel with cream cheese when two scary lookin little fuckers with a disease which causes them to shed theiir skin ever 2 weeks come up on the screen, apatite ruined, bagel gone cold, fucking cunts