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YouTube - Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed-K.Friedman

I'm reading one of his books at the moment and it's brilliant. In fact the chapter I read the other night mentioned this song.

Good on the boy.

Saw it this morning just before leaving for work and left the flat with a smile on my face. Very rare at 7am!

Patience Deluxe in the Arcade. Countless hours wasted and i'm still nowhere near breaking the 30 point mark.

Still, at least those were work hours. :]

Heard on the radio this morning that Mulgrew has rejected the deal offered to him.

... despite hilarious technical faults.

Which were? I'm checking out the cinema on Sunday, anything serious enough to make me change my mind and go elsewhere?

I saw Up on Friday night, and even though I am essentially dead on the inside, it stirred long forgotten emotions inside me. The first 20 or so minutes are pretty intense for a Disney film. It had a couple of of moments which made me laugh out loud, most notably the excellent comic timing of the giant bird's "Bugawks!" The little fat kid deserved a dry slap, however.

Saw it the other night as well. Have to admit I was expecting a Toy Story-esque light hearted movie so the first 20 mins caught me a bit off guard and left me a bit teary eyed!

Great little movie, definetly recommended.

Exactly my feelings on the matter. Why the fuck do they think they're special. Everyone who is employed has a job to do. Get the fuck on with it and quit whining like a bunch of girl's blouses.

Anyone who strikes should be given a written warning for each day that they miss at work relating to the strike and dismissed for gross misconduct and breach of contract. There are plenty of people out there who would willing do the jobs these moany bastards are complaining about and in some cases for less money.

The most disappointing thing nowadays is how strike action is the first action used by most groups\unions. There's no work to rule or working to strict contract hours anymore (ie not working overtime or not performing any role not specified in your contract etc), instead it's straight to the picket lines.

Strike action, IMHO, is always the final option and should only be considered when all other alternatives have failed.

I hate when an ATM draws your card in like it's a clenched vagina, er I mean fist. And then they give you your money diagonally.

Fuck that machine.

Clenched vaginas give out money diagonally?!

I has no idea they were releasing an album this year. Will check it out.

Cheers.

My first Fifa was way back in the Megadrive days, the pitch was viewed from a wild diagonal angle if I mind right, possibly 94?

Bought the first ISS (the old name for PES) for the SNES and fell in love - in fact i've still got my SNES - with and I think i've bought them all since. I think the series peaked at PES4 and then started to stagnate from PES5 onwards.

Downloaded both PES and Fifa demos on Xbox and I have to admit I had more fun on Fifa but that might just be because it's new.

Tough choice, might just download Sensi instead!

I'm going to give the demo a go first. Haven't bought a Fifa game since...ooh Fifa '98, the one with Blur's Song 2?

I'm a dedicated PES man but i've just tried the PES 2010 demo on Xbox Live and been unimpressed.

Westhill Chipper does the best macaroni pie ever.

The Postman may have been shit but it wasn't as bad as Waterworld....

Lies!!

Waterworld is a masterpiece (in comparison to The Postman).

I'd be there.

Bastardo appeared on my MP3's Random Shuffle the other day.

The Jackal - Terrible movie. Terrible. Richard Gere's Irish accent will haunt me for months. Terrible.

Terrible, terrible movie, avoid at all costs.

* oh and the local primary school is making the kids learn doric poems for "poetry week"... one was "skinky malinky long legs, pinty lang beak, wint tae the fermyard but couldnae find nae meat...."

It's definitely being forced on the kids, seeing as a lot of them are English and haven't a clue what they're singing.

Ha ha, I was always taught the big banana feet version of that rhyme, had completely forgotten all about it until I read your post.

Skinny Malinky long legs

Big banana feet

Went tae the pictures

And couldnae get a seat

When the picture started

Skinny Malinky farted

Skinny Malinky long legs

Big banana feet

Still makes me smile.

Sigh.

This is the first home Scotland game (excluding Friendlies) i've missed since Croatia 0-0 may back in Sept 2001.

Love Machine is an absolute belter of a song.

Nadine for me all the way mind, Cheryl just doesn't do it for me (although I still definitely would given even a smidgen of a chance)

Have you seen Shark Attack 3: Megalodon? You should. It's much the same but even dumber. John Barrowman stars and does his usual ridiculous OTT-shouty thing, and the special effects are absolutely fucking atrocious. They start a subplot with a sinister tribal-looking person towards the beginning of the film, and then completely forget about it later on. Oh, and it's got the worst dialogue ever, too.

Which add-up to make it one of the most enjoyable films I've ever seen .

Check the 10-minute version on Youtube...

Of course you also have the (in)famous line:

Shark Attack 3 - The infamous line that got left in after the final cut - on BoreMe

My heeeeid!!! Oocha...

Great day out. A messy ending.

Has anyone got my phone?

I've felt better myself. Town last night is a bit of a blank....

Cracking result.

Wirelessly posted (Opera/9.60 (J2ME/MIDP; Opera Mini/4.2.13918/866; U; en) Presto/2.2.0)

Sitting on a bus down now. Sadly it's a no booze bus, how do the filth justify this!

I see at least one Aluko is banging in the goals

Eni Aluko's double sends England into first Euro semi for 14 years | Football | guardian.co.uk

Did the Volvo driver actually attempt to drive through!?

What a mong.