Tony Marlin

Tony Marlin is 20% gay. I'm a "walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy, just way too straight for these modern times."

Worst job would be packing at Walkers Shortbread. Cracking banter with the wifies, but dull and repetative work. Dream job would be anything related to my degree. Why won't anyone employ me as an engineer? I'm good at it!

If you're serious, I'm sure there are more appropriate and informed forums for you to discuss this. If you're taking the piss (Which I think you are), Don't be so fucking childish. This just isn't funny. Same goes for all the other newbies who have been posting absolute drivel over the last wee while. This is the wasteland - that means it's for discussing stuff not covered by other forums, not for posting any half-baked primary school nonsense that floats into your head. [/rant]

Pink vs Floyd

Keith Moon playing on some thimbles using matches as drumsticks. with the firey bits snipped off.

...Press 7 to be claim your prize and be charged 47gizillion per minute, even though we phoned you. Has anyone else been called by Mr & Mrs American Accent Machine and been told this happy news. Clogged up my answerphone when I was on holiday so no-one else could leave messages. They phoned me again tonight and caused me to burn my toast. Grrrrrrr.

I grew up and went to school in Keith, then moved to aberdeen uni in 2001. Still occasionally go back for a saturday night pub crawl - crown, ploo, comm, royal, GA!

True - I hope so anyway. TPBM is flying to Spain tomorrow and can't wait to get pissed in the sun for a week. ... ... ... ...

False- They are big, made of metal, contain sailors and nuclear material. Not an ideal snack. TPBM owns a uniform of some kind.

I still haven't got one Could pop-notmyface please reply to my PMs.

True - but only cute, fluffy, non-aggressive ones. TPBM is a caffeine fiend.

Gizoogle search a page then hit translate. news sites can be good. or check out tha Aberdeen mo fo council. i think this might be a re-post, but worth a second look.

False (But if anyone disagrees that's fine) TPBM still lives with their parents.

False - No idea what the Butterfly is, but I'd guess it's some kind of idiotic maneuver resulting in an unpleasant premature death. TPBM has killed a real butterfly with a shotgun.

True - But only when Pluto crosses Neptune's orbit during a total eclipse of the sun. TPBM is going off on a sunny holiday soon.

False - None that I can think of. TPBM loses their house keys on a regular basis.

False - Never met him in the real world. TPBM is as drunk as I am.

Twathats Dickland

http://places.jump-around.com/closest/ This reminds me of 2nd year geography. Type in your postcode and get a list of dodgy landmarks, with links to maps. Apologies if this is a re-post

True - Basle 1893 v Werder Bremen Celtic or Artmedia Bratislava v Partizan Belgrade or FC Sheriff Shakhtar Donetsk v Inter Milan Steaua Bucharest or Shelbourne v Rosenborg Manchester United v Hajduk Split or Debrecen Malmo or Maccabi Haifa v Dynamo Kiev or FC Thun Everton v Villarreal Liverpool or Kaunas v CSKA Sofia or Tirana Sporting Lisbon v Udinese Valerenga or FC Haka v Club Brugges Rapid Vienna or F91 Dudelange v Lokomotiv Moscow or Rabotnicki Kometal Anderlecht or Neftchi v Slavia Prague Trabzonspor or Anorthosis Famagusta v Rangers Brondby or Dynamo Tbilisi v Ajax Real Betis v Monaco Wisla Krakow v Panathinaikos Matches will be played over two legs on 9/10 August and 23/24 August. TPBM loves scrubs.

anyone seen the Gallery Of Neds? Some of the comments are ace.

True - Looks a bit gay outside the privicy of my own house though. TPBM enjoys the fast-paced comic styling of Mr Tim Vine.

True - on a bandit somewhere TPBM has an incurable disease

nope - but I have one I borrowed off someone ages ago. TPBM has never been drunk in public